If you had to be locked in a Jail cell with three GTAF members, who would they be & why?

[HeteroDahmer]

I'm strangely Curious.

 

Femme Fatale, just because his mutual obsession with all things weird & edgy would help pass the time & we could have some zany two-way Dialogues. & Algonquin Assassin & Am shaegar....as I have always wanted to see a Prison fight up close.

[DOUGL4S1]

The only person I need is MrBossFTW, his boring and repetitive non-stop talk would bore the guards so much they'd most likely let us go in 5 minutes. Worst case scenario I'd deprive the internet of some clickbait GTA content for 24h, and I'd get a chance to punch him.

 

Ok, seriously, for entertainment, maybe sivispacem and any of his beloved users (Chiari or Nice Person?). For a friendly talk, MiamiViceCity Algonquin Assassin seems like a nice dude.

Edited December 2, 2017 by DOUGL4S1

[Sombra]

mtd sivis and john smith as it would diverge into some entertaining political debate whilst mtd shouts ACAB for 79 hours and shanks someone with a toothbrush

 

failing that fahrenheit argo and ces would be good banter

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

Chiari, Spaghetti Cat and Sivis....

 

I think we'd be trying to escape after 12 hours!

[Voodoo]

I'd have to say Moonshield, Daz and MyMothersMySister provided someone could sneak in a bottle of bourbon, some birthday pie and a box of walnut whips.

 

I'm reopening this provided you all keep the spam to a minimum and put some effort into your responses.

[Sombra]

i'd also put femme fatale, nice person and maybe chiari into a cell.

i wouldnt like to be there though

[Mr. Scratch]

Mister Pink, AlienTwo, Craig and a bottle of Buckfast.

[sreyazsec]

For a calm and enjoyable stay - Alien, Trip and Feckyerlife.

 

For sh*t talking, insults and fist fites - Deadite, Artie and Blaze.

 

Purely so I could be a little f*ckhead to them - Pavuel, sweetKalv and Creamy.

[Sombra]

the real question is what the f*ck did we do to get locked up for, how long are we locked up and why the f*ck are we in siberia?

 

why not turkey so we can pull a midnight express

 

 

[Star-Lord]

Alright I'll play alone...But I'm going to need more men.

OK so if the 4 of us are cell-mates we'd have to come up with an escape plan and none of that [stallone / Arnie] CGI stuff. We would need someone with brains, someone brave that wouldn't hesitate in taking a bullet for us. And then we would need a driver plus a bulletproof vehicle so we can break out of the compound. So I would recruit the following...

Voodoo [Distractions]

K^2 [brains of the operation]

Algonquin Assassin [Weapons specialist]

Tank [Armour vehicle]

LiveJoker [Driver]

Star-Lord [Entertainment]

[ciel]

mrbossftw, he'd be the first person to get shanked.

 

diana mcfarland - she seems easy to bump off also

 

cez - I'm sure she'd help me with taking them both out if there's a struggle. cez would be good at running the joint.

Edited December 2, 2017 by xxi

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

I know i'm off topic sorry Voodoo but can I just say....Thank god HeteroDahmer is gone

Edited December 2, 2017 by Ai®aCob®a

[sreyazsec]

mrbossftw, he'd be the first person to get shanked.

 

diana mcfarland - she seems easy to bump off also

 

cez - I'm sure she'd help me with taking them both out if there's a struggle. cez would be good at running the joint.

 

It's a match made in heaven

 

There's a fourth combo for me I didn't think of.

Ladies only, Candy, Vyx (and Kalv, again).

[Femme Fatale]

I know i'm off topic sorry Voodoo but can I just say....Thank god HeteroDahmer is gone

He did give off a Gary Glitter vibe, huh?

 

Since my post is gone, and I'm pretty sure it isn't wise to re-post it(it was deleted for a reason, lol)...

 

EarthGaia, N R G, and lethalqueen. They're my closest friends, we'll get along just fine.

[make total destroy]

chiari, so i can steal his cornbread everyday

OP, so i could kick the sh*t out of him

and tyler because we're a dynamic duo innit

[livejoker]

LiveJoker [Driver]

 

 

 

 

 

On a real note...mmh...Amy Vinewood which she'll hopefully provide a game of sort to pass the time, tie between RedDagger and Arthur Thugazi ARTHUR as I really dig their humorous posts, and finish it off with AlienTwo. That dude could talk about the most boring stuff and I'd still be interested.

 

Glad to see this back up. It's an interesting idea.

[Algonquin Assassin]

Algonquin Assassin & Am shaegar....as I have always wanted to see a Prison fight up close.

 

I'd rather be buried alive than be in the same prison cell with him.

[Sanches]

Someone who knows prison slang, who's good at making connections and maybe a creative guy.

[Pete4000uk]

ceszayers

AtomicDarling

Khephera

 

Because they're all attractive and interesting women.

[Rhoda]

Why are we all in a cell anyway? What're the charges? I was at home.

[sreyazsec]

Why are we all in a cell anyway? What're the charges? I was at home.

 

We know what you've done.

[Chiarii]

El Diablo, Skeever and John Smith. This is what Diablo deserves.

 

chiari, so i can steal his cornbread everyday

 

Hands off, chunky monkey.

 

E: We want Stu back.

Edited December 3, 2017 by Chiari

[ShadowPerson]

FF because is my b*tch, EarthGaia is my hoe and a brave Admin, so we can run our own faction.

The GTAF Maximum Security Prison is full of crazy liars, degenerates, trolls, mindless insane n00bs and more.

[Sombra]

E: We want Stu back.

No, we don't.

[make total destroy]

 

chiari, so i can steal his cornbread everyday

Hands off, chunky monkey.

 

i'm coming for your toothbrush too whitey

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I think I'd rather drink bleach and suffer to death.

[sreyazsec]

I think I'd rather drink bleach and suffer to death.

 

Mhm.

 

put some effort into your responses.

[feckyerlife]

ceszayers

AtomicDarling

Khephera

 

Because they're all attractive and interesting women.

you do know prision isn't coed

[Zello]

Payne Killer, Feckyerlife, and Femme Fatale

 

Payne Killer could be my bodyguard and protect me, Feckyerlife is street smart and could probably help us create a plan to escape, if we don't escape and we're stuck here for a long time I guess because there are no women in prison and we get lonely we're gonna have our way with Femme Fatale.

[Femme Fatale]

I guess because there are no women in prison and we get lonely we're gonna have our way with Femme Fatale.

Assuming that it won't be the other way around, and I'll end up having my way with you guys.