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What's your greatest desire?

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HeavyDuke
3 hours ago, Effy in Chains said:

Brasses with no johnnies? Now there's a heart racing rush for you. 

Opening a prostitutes legs is like opening a can of expired fish drenched in goo. Some men can't fish for themselfs so they have no choice but to pay for expired creamy fish, its still fish though. And you can bet a lot of men want to taste the fish they paid for even if that means food poisioning.

 

Not me though i rather make myself look like a fool while fishing which happend all to often. Sure you snap a few lines and its hard at times to judge if a fish is still a bit young or just right through. Kinda sad when you have to throw a little fish back into the water it came from.

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spectre07
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A message from her if she is still alive because I've been waiting for a sign since 2013. :(

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HeavyDuke
2 hours ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

A message from her if she is still alive because I've been waiting for a sign since 2013. :(

She dead.

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it's poundcake time
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as i've started to play Bully scholarship edition and finished the last mission, every time i dream of a riot happening in our school and we fight each other with different groups

Edited by ZekoX

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HeavyDuke

Infinite free best quality steak.

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Short Stay

The ability to fart nerve gas. Very useful for robbing banks and such. I'd have to be immune of course.

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adkui7888
On 3/24/2019 at 4:35 PM, Effy in Chains said:

Can someone explain why they like hookers? I mean condom sex is f*cking sh*t so brasses are crap!

Sometimes, condom sex may not give you full satisfaction and greatness but Polyurethane condoms free from latex are available in the market now. It can be used to have great pleasure, you can try it once at https://www.condom-sizes.org/non-latex-condoms/polyurethane-condoms-the-great-alternative-to-latex

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HeavyDuke
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Or just use a garbage bag if she's obviously a dirty crackhead whore, stuff it inside her then add some lube and f*ck inside the bag, which is inside her. Afterwards you tell her to pull her legs in and you reverse-pull the bag over her and dump her into the garbage dumpster.

 

Anyway i desire 30 hour days. Just so i can make sure i sleep 9-10 hours a day without losing out on time to live.

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spectre07

Work in a drum/cymbal factory.

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Standard Deluxe 59

Own a few classic American cars one day. Also move to Florida, it's so nice there and not screwed up like California. 

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theNGclan

To be loved, regardless of what happens to me. Give me that or death.

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Short Stay
7 hours ago, theNGclan said:

To be loved, regardless of what happens to me. Give me that or death.

God loves you. Did you know that? At least that's what every religion proselytizer I talk to tells me.

 

God loves you. But if you don't love God back, it's off to Hell for you. 

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HeavyDuke
On 5/16/2019 at 2:22 PM, Short Stay said:

 

God loves you. But if you don't love God back, it's off to Hell for you. 

Last time I checked he declared the humanity a failure. Now we all go to hell after we **** ourselves to death causing overpopulation followed by mass extinction.

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Billy Russo

To experience a day again where I'm not riddled with anxiety & anxious thoughts.

 

I feel like I haven't felt like that since I was a kid, which is crazy to me.

 

I really should just go to some secluded quiet place for a weekend or some sh*t, just away from everything. Although I can guarantee I'd still find something to worry about.

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HeavyDuke
6 hours ago, Billy Russo said:

To experience a day again where I'm not riddled with anxiety & anxious thoughts.

 

I feel like I haven't felt like that since I was a kid, which is crazy to me.

 

I really should just go to some secluded quiet place for a weekend or some sh*t, just away from everything. Although I can guarantee I'd still find something to worry about.

How's your meditation? If you don't do it yet, you should totally go for it.

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Sanches
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On 11/26/2017 at 12:24 AM, Sanches said:

also i wish to get my liver finally cured

Update, my liver does much better now! On top of that i have a bunch of new disorders tho.

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HeavyDuke
5 hours ago, Sanches said:

Update, my liver does much better now! On top of that i have a bunch of new disorders tho.

Disorders, gotta catch 'em all!

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ARC8_1982
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Hello everybody ! i think it's a little off-topic but i wanted to ask You all, well ..... how do i start it .....  Im overfat and it's been like that since 1996 LOL No joke here, i was 14 yrs old when i became visibly obese. For many years my weight was stable constant at 118 kilogram = 260.14546938 pound, but something has changed lately, finally lose some as much as 11 kg, can You imagine how happy i was ? Now it makes me hunger for more ! Maybe i should start training at the gym ? but how do i do this when i feel weak and fatigue all the time, besides im no Rockefeller so i dont have much money to throw away :(

Also wondering if being fit vs fat really makes the difference when it comes to being attractive to women ? Is there a possibilty i'll still be transparent to women and they treat me like i never existed like an air even when i become fit ? Anyway sorry for my bad English, but You know how it is, i do not use it every day :)

 

 

I wish to become fit and healthy again and maybe just maybe get to know what it means when You're attractive to women :) That makes the three wishes in one post already ha ha !

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adding important words

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HeavyDuke
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On 5/23/2019 at 5:22 PM, ARC8_1982 said:

Hello everybody 

First of all congrats on those 10kg. I have been overweight in past after some rough times when i stopped caring about my looks for a little bit. Only to rebounce into looking good again.

 

I will make it short when it comes to diet. I stand by this guys advice:

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I highly suggest you to check his free exercise advice vids, diet tips, cardio tips and pretty much everything. By the end of this vid you will already know partially why you likely feel this weak.

Only suppliments you should consider is proteine shakes if you don't get enough proteine in your diet 'Isolate' is pure enough, don't fall to scams of further processed proteine and omega 3 'fish fats'. Forget all bs pre-workouts and if you really need some, just buy the cheapest caffeine you can get your hands on.

 

Do your own research/homework to create a healthy lifestyle. There is no exact cookie cutter lifestyle that works for everyone. You have to make a plan that works for you in the long run.
As for women.

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spectre07

The "My Love" with that cute voice and the constantly warm hugs with a sweet smile and bright beautiful eyes...

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Nintendo Thong Tuna

To stop being thought of as a gay rapist by people.

How much sense does that make anyway? If you see an ugly guy striking a conversation with you, do you honestly think the only thing he wants is your butthole?

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spectre07

A rainy day, f*ck the sun.

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Erased
25 minutes ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

A rainy day, f*ck the sun.

Amen to that. f*cking sun. Never in my life have I sweated so much. A two-day concert/festival will make you sweat your balls off. (Even if you don't have balls...lol) Friday & Saturday I saw a total of 15 bands & I'm still recovering. Truth be told I'm still kinda feeling drunk even tho i'm not really & very sunburnt.

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spectre07
1 hour ago, Erased said:

Amen to that. f*cking sun. Never in my life have I sweated so much. A two-day concert/festival will make you sweat your balls off. (Even if you don't have balls...lol) Friday & Saturday I saw a total of 15 bands & I'm still recovering. Truth be told I'm still kinda feeling drunk even tho i'm not really & very sunburnt.

Yes, I sweat a lot too more than ever because it burns even in the night and the cold water doesn't help, but we are waiting for a miracle to have a rainy day maybe in the next two days.

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Erased
1 hour ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

Yes, I sweat a lot too more than ever because it burns even in the night and the cold water doesn't help, but we are waiting for a miracle to have a rainy day maybe in the next two days.

Yeah, same here. It's been super miserable here, Idk where you're from but i'm from the US (Central IL) and it's been so humid. I about died Saturday night because of the heat & the mother f*ckers at the concert were charging $8.00 for water. I ain't about that life lol i'd rather suffer than waste my money on water.

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Billy Russo

To be able to buy something for someone and not worry that it'll make me skint in the process. I hate having to be a selfish person to basically live. Makes it seem like I don't care, when it's not like that at all.

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HeavyDuke
On 6/4/2019 at 2:11 PM, Billy Russo said:

To be able to buy something for someone and not worry that it'll make me skint in the process. I hate having to be a selfish person to basically live. Makes it seem like I don't care, when it's not like that at all.

Not handing out expensive gifts isn't much of a big deal Imo. Best cheap gift to any man with a car: microfiber towel. For woman: If you know her, no need to buy anything super expensive. Instead try to buy something you know she likes. Shows you noticed that and show interest in her needs rather then a random expensive gift like a pregnancy test or cooking hardware.

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spectre07
Posted (edited)
On 6/4/2019 at 7:11 AM, Billy Russo said:

To be able to buy something for someone and not worry that it'll make me skint in the process. I hate having to be a selfish person to basically live. Makes it seem like I don't care, when it's not like that at all.

 

5 hours ago, HeavyDuke said:

Not handing out expensive gifts isn't much of a big deal Imo. Best cheap gift to any man with a car: microfiber towel. For woman: If you know her, no need to buy anything super expensive. Instead try to buy something you know she likes. Shows you noticed that and show interest in her needs rather then a random expensive gift like a pregnancy test or cooking hardware.

+1

 

I bought a perfume to one of my friends and she was very grateful and I don't get any back, but the smile was a nice gift to me.

 

Now trying to push another of my friends with a ticket concert because I miss her a lot.

 

Edited by FearThoseWhoFearHim

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Billy Russo
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One day own an Xbox, Gaming PC AND PS4. So jealous of people that have the option to play all of those. I'd kill for a set-up like some of the top streamers on Twitch have. Just any game that tickles my fancy at my finger tips. 

Edited by Billy Russo

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HeavyDuke
On 6/11/2019 at 10:42 PM, Billy Russo said:

I'd kill for a set-up like some of the top streamers on Twitch have. 

I thought Twitch was only for girls showing their milk jugs for donations. 

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