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slimeball supreme

SK Weekly Magazine

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Week of November 19th - November 25th

 

Welcome to the fifth issue of the Spanish Kings Weekly school newsletter!

 

And welcome to the first issue posted on our new, dedicated thread! Thanks to blessing from the mods, we're now allowed to officially start posting out magazine outside of our crew thread, and instead in our own, dedicated thread in the Crews section. If you're new to the magazine, our last few issues have been:

SK Weekly Issue 1

SK Weekly Issue 2

SK Weekly Issue 3

SK Weekly Issue 4

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Today's biggest news in progress is simple: chapter 10 of the hit GTA fanfiction 'Red Triangle' was released a few days ago to critical acclaim. A stunning, beautiful character study with miles of development under it's belt: the story (set to win 'Best Writers' Discussion Work 2017') has already wracked up over several notes of acclaim from esteemed writers, directors, dictators, and CEOs. We can only wait to see what's to come.

 

Meanwhile, not much has been done on other fronts. SKNV progress has aplenty, with a finalized idea of the plotline which took around half a year to make, as well as additions to Littleborough's promenade. SA progress has been quiet, but undoubtedly been continued.

 

And I hope to start my own Bible Camp, having already rented out a former warehouse and taken a $20,000 loan from the bank. I hope for the best, as this will be a great new money maker while I hemorrhage funds from our current legal troubles, as well as my bitch ex-wife Sharon's alimony.

The Spanish Kings currently have a total of 13 members (+0 from last week) and 578 posts (+2 from last week) at the time this is being posted.
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WRITER'S DISCUSSION

Red Triangle (please read i am desperate)

 

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Welcome to the fifth week of SK Central! I’m your host, Slimeball Supreme, and we’ll be highlighting this week’s happenings in the SK Universe.

 

Legal Disputes Pt. 2
According to our lawyer, Maurice Rosendorff, our copyright papers have been received and we are currently waiting for a response from our undisclosed copycats. While the lawsuit is still in it's earliest stages, settlement seems likely: and we hope to make massive gains with contributions to our legal team from philanthropist V. Oodoo, Esq.
Unfortunately, this isn't the only legal trouble we've gotten into: but this will be elaborated on in Pastrie's Automobiles.
My arm hurts

So this isn't really relevant, but around my elbow area my arm has been having these sporadic pains. I have no idea what's causing it, since I haven't really injured it or anything, but it's been a real pain in the ass. I've googled reasons why and sh*t like that, like WebMD sh*t, but nothing seems to be coming up and I'm getting kinda worried.

 

I don't want to go to a physician just yet but is anyone else having problems like this?

 

Layoffs

We're sad to say, but we here at SK Weekly have officially let writer Rostislav Pischalnikov, known to you all as Pastry, due to legal difficulties. Like we said in the legal section, we will be elaborating on this in Pastrie's Automobiles.

 

 


 

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Unfortunately, due to current legal disputes and problems with the Writer's Union, we had to cancel this issue of Pastrie's Automobiles.

 

Today's pick was GOING to be the 1971 edition of the Ford Pinto.

While this magazine has been essentially solely written by head writer, editor and publisher @slimeball supreme, this part of the magazine was indeed written by fellow Spanish King and Estonian Writers' Union member @Pastry all about cars I would usually make him write.

 

From the start, Mr. Pastries was never exactly too enthusiastic about writing the Automobiles segment, saying it 'didn't fit with the rest of the issue' and that the 'joke had worn thin'. Unfortunately, he kept writing, until a recent complaint was submitted by the EWU about salary irregularities and potential underpayment of workers. As a writer myself and a proud anarcho-capitalist, I take great offense to these claims (and that the union is even questioning me like this) and I absolutely WILL dispute them in court along with my lawyer, Maurice Rosendorff.

 

When I pressed him for comment, he said he would write one last issue of Pastrie's Automobiles, but instead scrawled down a bunch of nonsense and added this image with a hidden message inside;

 

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(Due to advice from my lawyer, some of this message has been censored)

 

While Pastries isn't considered a member of our writing staff anymore, we decided to sit down with current Deputy Chairman of the Estonian Writers' Union, Mihkel Kukk, to talk about exactly why these claims were being filed into international court.

 

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Slimeball S.: Good morning, and thank you for answering our calls.

Deputy Chairman Kukk: Well, thank you for having me. It's always great to answer questions for the press - especially an esteemed publication like the Washington Post.

 

We've heard you're currently attempting to file a lawsuit against independent media company 'SK Weekly', any information on the case?

Well, at the behest of our lawyers we can't exactly reveal any specific details; but we believe we have strong evidence that this organization has been underpaying their workers and we intend to have them answer for it.

 

But they are currently involved in a copyright infringement lawsuit with another company concurrent to your case.

This is true, but this in no way detracts from our case.

 

So then why don't you give us a f*cking break?

I-... what?

 

Your outdated wage laws are a strain on small businesses, and this case is like any other.

I don't understand, Mr. Alexander.

 

The minimum wage has been killing jobs thanks to labor rises, and to be honest each country and state has different economies anyway. These bullsh*t lawsuits are only the sign of a dying industry breathing it's last breath.

I'm sorry, is this a joke? You've asked me for an interview and--

 

Mr. Kukk, you've had plenty of time to speak. As a union member, you have been throttling job creators for f*cking YEARS, and we've had a hard time playing catch up. But luckily, luck-a-f*ckily, you motherf*ckers are dying out. (Laughs) Nobody's even in f*cking unions anymore you pinko sh*t

Sir, I think I'm going to leave. Truly, at this point, I believe I've been mislead. Goodbye, Mr. Kastrati.

 

Wait, wait - one more thing.

What?

 

What's the objective best color?

(No response)

 

I can see why you're named C.uck, ahha! lmao you motherf*cker you got f*cking owned. see you in court motherf*cker

(No response)

 

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Today, in celebration of our new thread: we're officially making our first double feature of Fah's Music Treatz.

 

Our first song is the hit second part to the 2017 banger 'B.I.G. (Brad is Gay)', a beautiful duet performance and an ode to member @straightupmenace's homosexuality. This track decides to disregard Australian trap rapper 'Lil.Thinksta' in favor of Romanian rap sensation Savage Mike. With smashing one-liners like 'oovie oovie/that's what he said' and 'round the mend/round the merry go i go', it's addition to the upcoming King's Project mixtape only cements it's future success.

 

Album: The King's Project

Genre: Hip-Hop

Release Date: November 17th, 2017

Label(s): Spinach Kids Records

Writer(s): Lil.Thinksta

An ode written by user @Star-Lord, Mr. Lord had spun beautiful poetry about his long awaited return to the GTAF cesspool... and these lyrics are brought to life enthusiastically by Australian hip-hop star, entrepreneur, journalist and aspiring reality TV star Lil.Thinksta.

 

Album: N/A

Genre: Hip-Hop

Release Date: November 17th, 2017

Label(s): Spinach Kids Records

Writer(s): Star-Lord (formerly PCGuy)

 

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Voodoo

Bravo, sirs.

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Kalvin

this deserves an award

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ARTHUR.
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Posted A week ago Edited by catmandoza, A week ago.

"www.pornhub.com.......search......babyface's in beer hats......."beer hat babe sucks like a pro".......hmmmm, this one looks good........hmmmm looks familiar......ssssso...son??? is that you???...........FAP FAP FAP!!!"

 

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George Costanza

Great.

 

Next stop: SK getting pip.

 

Also when are you going to make netflix show?

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Pastry

Great.

 

Next stop: SK getting pip.

 

Also when are you going to make netflix show?

We were planning on releasing one next year but the legal dispute has really slowed down our progress on all official productions. If all goes well, there will be one out by 2020.

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livejoker

Dear Mr.Supreme,

I've followed your ventures into the editorial business for a bit of time now and I have to say that I'm impressed. My bowel movements have never been more enjoyable. I've also read the news about legal issues with your ex-wife Sharon. If you need a good lawyer, better than Mr. Rosendorff, please get in contact with Joey Phatbawlse. I wish you best of luck with your magazine and your new clothing line - that Gum guy sure makes it look good!

Best regards,
a big fan.

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Audi

Hope those imposters get dealt with soon. Biting SK Weekly's style is just sad tbh.

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Coin

very nice

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papa boyy

Proper meme, lads. Could you slap my meat the same way you beat a horse?

 

Daddy’s lonely tonight.

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slimeball supreme

Proper meme, lads. Could you slap my meat the same way you beat a horse?

 

Daddy’s lonely tonight.

Sorry can you please speak english

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livejoker

Proper meme, lads. Could you slap my meat the same way you beat a horse?

 

Daddy’s lonely tonight.

 

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This just in, first page has officially been ruined.

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papa boyy

Didn't mean to spoil the spicy memeballs. I apologize. Sincerely.

 

- papas commies

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Coin

le trollin rollin on teh forumzz :"-) c:

 

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M0rk

bro this is so epic Troll

 

 

Nice issue by the way, i hope you win the case :)

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slimeball supreme

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Week of November 26th - December 2nd

 

Welcome to the sixth issue of the Spanish Kings Weekly school newsletter!

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Progress on SKNV has been aplenty, mostly just ironing out some of the kinks within the story and specifying some stuff that wasn't actually specified, as well as changes to weather and music selections.

 

Stoney's Adventure has come into a stride, renaming it's 'Snowland' map to 'Acrylic Glacier' among other things, so overall progress is going smooth.

 

As of recent, I've been in talks with non-profit groups like NAMbLA, AOG, ACLJ and FOTF to see if they are open to any donations for my current legal fight against not only our evil copycats, but our new lawsuit with the Estonian Writer's Union and possibly others. Unfortunately, none of them have gotten back to me.

 

The Spanish Kings currently have a total of 13 members (+0 from last week) and 597 posts (+19 from last week) at the time this is being posted.
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NEWS

GTA Weekly Issue 37

 

SAN ANDREAS

Sex

The pyscho ped (Myth)

What did Big Smoke mean by this?

 

WRITER'S DISCUSSION

Red Triangle (please read i am desperate)

Three Worlds [sPONSORED]

 

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Welcome to the fifth week of SK Central! I’m your host, Slimeball Supreme, and we’ll be highlighting this week’s happenings in the SK Universe.

 

Slimeball Supreme's Bible Club
According to my accountant, this was a really bad idea, but I'm doing it anyway. I've rented out an old tyre storage warehouse in Frankston North and am in the process of currently stocking the place with furniture and bible themed t-shirts. Here's the one I plan on mainly using for the school:
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Unfortunately now I'm about 5,000 dollars in the hole again, which makes life a little more complicated right now, but I'd say it's mostly worth it.
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Hello, so I'm talking to this new woman named Gloria I met on Bumble, and she's really nice. We were at this nice restaurant called Persian Flavours on Springvale Road, and we were talking about TV shows, and she brought up how she really likes How I Met Your Mother. Now, me being the opportunist I am, I said that I have a complete series box set lying in my garage, to which she responded with great enthusiasm and said she'd like to come over some time to watch it.

 

I don't have a How I Met Your Mother Complete Series Box Set. In fact, the only time I've ever seen an episode was when I was half drunk one Wednesday night and I turned on the TV. All I remember is that the blonde one was in the rain. If anyone has the box set, please PM me and send it over, as I am currently broke right now and I can't afford a copy (which runs about $99 dollars on the website for JB HIFI)

 

Thanksgiving!!!

Thanksgiving was at some point, probably last week in retrospect, so we here at SK Weekly would like to say...

 

Happy Belated Imperialist Massacre of the America's Native People Day!!!

 

 


 

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Welcome to the very first volume of Get Fopified! I'm your host, Pastries and today we'll be taking a look at multiple interesting happenings in the modding scene.

 

Today's issue will be mostly focusing on making your Niko look Heckin' Rad! We've picked out two absolutely must have mods for people who are playing GTA IV in 2017.

 

"hey waddaya mean by uhhh must have for gta iv in 2017????????????????"

 

Haven't you been doing any research? White genocide is real and it's closer than you think. The theme for today is making your game fit in with the rapidly changing demographic. You guys like realism, right?

Anyway, we'll be looking at two mods: New clothes the girl's Nico for GTA 4 and Black Niko for GTA 4.

 

Based on the mod author's description, it seems like New clothes the girl's Nico for GTA 4 is for people who enjoy their men as traps (which are gay btw). Also it apparently has very high quality clothes.

 

"New clothes the girl Niko, priding his calf in normal clothes. Especially for you new high-quality textures of clothes. "
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What a QT!

The next mod, Black Niko for GTA 4 does also replace Niko, but we thought we'd include it anyway to give you pigmentally unchallenged people something to play.

 

Author's actual comment: "This skin makes Niko Belik real nigga. Be careful with cops, bro. Quality-designed skin for GTA 4 just for you.Download skin on the link below without registering directly with our customers, without any extraneous links. Good game, friend!"
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Please note the inclusion of this new segment was only a way of brokering a deal with the Estonian Writer's Union. Currently we're looking for a settlement and hope to end the lawsuit.

 

 


 

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Hello, and welcome to the first issue of 'Slimeball Supreme's Automobiles', with me, Slimeball Supreme.

So uh cars... i googled 'cars' on google. uh

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uhh so this car is red. it has a h on it so i think its a honda, which makes it a... f*ck it makes it a car. a honda car. it looks pretty new, and since it came up first it probbaly, like, is new. it probably also has a pretty wacky name like a sorrentino or some sh*t (something that sounds pretty exotic)... so yeah. it looks fast as well. so yeah

 

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I'm lazy as sh*t, so today we're doing a mixed bag between Screens of the Week and a comeback of SK Arcade (which has not been present in the last two issues of the magazine.

Today I went out with my homies.

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We started up near Vinewood, getting some burgers with my guys Marvin (in the bandana), Travon (with the dreads), and Artichoke (in the cap).

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On the way to our destination, we ended up in Vagos hood, in which we decided to teach a few guys a lesson.

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At out final spot, the homies outside before we headed on in.

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We stopped by the little Mexican restaurant by the Towers just so we could admire some of my handiwork.

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On the way down to East Beach to watch the sunset, we ended up seeing a crack dealer on the street, selling just outside the Cluckin' Bell in East LS. After a quick clipping, we ditched the car and fled on foot.

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At this point, we'd lost Artichoke. I'm pretty sure he died or got busted or some sh*t, but I'm okay with that since he was a pretty big loser

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Honestly the other two just started running after the guy in the blue car for some reason idk why

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Turns out the Vagos from before weren't pleased about what we did earlier, so they staged a little offensive on this street. Travon got deaded so at this point it was just me and Marvin.

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Admiring our handiwork again.

 

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For this week's issue, we've interviewed the certified trap nigga and underground Soundcloud artist,

 

Lil Biscuit, a previously unknown rapper, slammed onto the scene with his debut track: Know What I Mean. A freestyle showing off LB's improvisational lyrical skills, Our Man Biscuit has already slammed onto the scene with a new contract to Spinach Kids Entertainment among praise by old heads and new rappers alike.

 

Album: N/A

Genre: Hip-Hop

Release Date: November 21st, 2017

Label(s): Spinach Kids Entertainment

Writer(s): Lil Biscuit

 

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ARTHUR.

DELETE red triangle

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slimeball supreme

DELETE red triangle

bitch you crossed the mother f*cking line. you crossed it . See the line? the one you just crossed, you crossed the sh*t out of the line. i am ver y mad at you. ver f*cking made

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ARTHUR.

sorry could a mod please deletemy comment i didnt mean this

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livejoker

 


So is Red Triangle a story about a girl's vagina on its first period or something?



Really digging the car section. Made me laugh more than it should've, tbh. :lol:

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slimeball supreme

So is Red Triangle a story about a girl's vagina on its first period or something?

there's only one way to find out and that's by reading it and then voting it for best writers section work in the upcoming gta net awards thanks for listening

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M0rk

It was an honor getting interviewed by the venerable slimeball supreme.. :)

As always, great issue. :D

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Coin

but does m0rk know who the king of the trap is?

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Pastry

traps are gay

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straightupmenace

like you

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livejoker

 

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there's only one way to find out and that's by reading it and then voting it for best writers section work in the upcoming gta net awards thanks for listening

f*cking smooth.

 

You've convinced me, I'll legit bookmark it and will try to get a bowel movement so I can read it on the throne.

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straightupmenace

Didyou know that red is actually the worse color objectively

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George Costanza

I missed this

 

not enough ads on fourms for this

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slimeball supreme

Didyou know that red is actually the worse color objectively

did you know that you're a f*cking bitch idiot

 

I missed this

 

not enough ads on fourms for this

We wanted SK Weekly to have it's own subsection with hopefully several fan discussions popping up in the process, but the mods wouldn't allow it. We highly recommend you follow this thread for more Good Items

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straightupmenace

 

Didyou know that red is actually the worse color objectively

did you know that you're a f*cking bitch idiot

 

 

 

 

did you know that you are stinky; babby goo gaga baby, little babby; crybaby. LOL!

 

Y'all done sold the f*ck out,,, smh,,,,,talking about all these gay ass cars and playing roblox,,,,,instead of being real gang niqqas,,,,

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