[#31] Customs, Cruisers and Classics: Nothing Personal📀

[rtie]

 

Ciao suckers. This week we got something for the helicopulators

so they can stop telling everyone and their nan about it. An interview with our resident

sneakerhead, . As aforementioned by V4 I'll be taking the load this season,

Merry Christmas to me. Issues might be spotty but I'll try and get one out each week even

if it's only the thread showcase. Enjoy.

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A year and several months of collective circle-jerking, spam boxes brimming with emails from a certain forum member and death threads later - it's here.

FH-1 HUNTER

Inspiration: Boeing AH-64 Apache

PRICE: $4,123,000

$3,100,000 (Trade price)

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Find out more on the official dedicated thread @ The Hunter Appreciation Thread

 

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Wanna earn sh*t-all cash while having a bit of fun and a lot of frustration?

Rockstar's expanse into hot wheels-like racing with Cunning Stunts continues

with Transform Races, bringing 16 new races. It's double cash/xp until November 27^th,

so this is the best and probably the only time worth playing.

 

Discounts

•Progen Tyrus (Super) – 25% off

•Dewbauchee Rapid GT (Sports) – 25% off

•Engine Upgrades – 25% off

•Handling Upgrades – 25% off

•Brakes – 25% off

•Transmission – 25% off

•Turbo – 25% off

•Suspension – 25% off

•Spoilers – 25% off

More coming for Black Friday.

 

PLUS details➟ here

 

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A cacophony of engineered symphonies. Sit back, relax and let the revs absolve you.

 

Making its debut in 2015, the Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio quickly came to acclaim

with it's Italian good looks and engineering passion. Its twin turbo V6 will hit 0-60 in under 4 seconds.

Harnessing an active aero splitter effective in generating downforce; it's no surprise

the Quadrifofoglio lapped the Nürburgring record time for a saloon car.

 

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Goon, sneaker head, fashionista, character slider MVP, car shooter and enthusiast;

as well as an all round nice guy as long as you're not beefing. I caught some downtime

with, .

What keeps you logging into the forums each day?

Does me having my sh*t set to "keep me logged in" count? Besides that, just the chit chat in the update speculation thread mostly (and any possible leaks), and in general across the site. There's always interesting topics happening. And of course the always fire Custom Rides thread. Can't forget the Characters thread too.

Which members of GTAF do you play with?

The homies LL Cool L, iLLY, and you. Fun times as always. I kick it with the GTAF crew also, which I'm a member of.

How long have you been into the GTA series and do you have a favourite?

From around 2002/2003. But I was never really able to get into it properly till about 4 or 5 years later due to my parents returning the games cause of the violence.

I don't even know which one is my favorite, I go between GTA4, The Ballad of Gay Tony, GTA5 and GTAO. My favorite GTA probably changes more times than you've changed names on here, bro.

Whats your favourite car from the GTA series?

It's either gotta be the Jester or Infernus from San Andreas. Or even the Bullet from TBoGT. The rims were so nice on that.

BBQ or Hot Sauce?

Shiiitttt, am I tearing up some good meat at a bbq , or am I giving a full breakfast the business? It all depends on how I'm feeling at that moment, but I f*ck with both.

Is there a whip from any previous GTA game you would like to see return?

There's a few. I want the Jester and Infernus from SA, IV's Sentinel XS and Presidente (R* can keep those old models though) and the Feroci.

If you could co-ordinate the perfect car meet in GTA Online, how would it go?

A bunch of cool people with no BS happening and all kinds of whips. Supers, sport classics, lowriders, off road trucks, coupes, sports and even bikes, as long as they're all done up tastefully, and not like little Timmy just discovered chrome paint and dollar rims.

Tuners, Classics, Exotics or Muscle - choose one.

Exotics. Sorry tuners.

What got you interested in cars/bikes?

Mostly from playing nothing but racing games as a youngun, and most of my friends now being petrolheads, which isn't for me honestly. I just know all the names and models.

All time favourite driving/racing game?

Juiced, TDU2, and the Forza, Need for Speed and Midnight Club games.

Favourite real life car?

I've got a few favorites. But for the sake of keeping it short I'd go with the Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrofoglio and the Koenigsegg Regera.

Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck sized-horses?

One horse sized duck. If there's something I never wanna feel, it's a horse's kick.

Any photography tips for those watching?

I don't know if I can honestly give out any advice of my own, as everyone that's been up for an interview has said the most already, and what I know is from their advice.

When you're not shooting cars in GTA Online what else do you get up to?

I'm either spending a bunch of money on clothes and sneakers that I'll rarely wear out due to wanting them to stay pristine, listening to and discovering music or kicking it in somewhere in the world with my peoples.

Is there anything you would like to see added to GTAForums in the future?

It's been said plenty of times and I know our thread needs to be more active, but Goon Squad need that official crew status here. A dislike button would be cool also, just to mess with people.

Any other comments/shoutouts?

Shout out to you and V4S for all the hard work you put into CCC, it's a cool little thing you two have going.

Shout out to Goon Squad, the rest of the Custom Rides thread and everyone on the forums that I'm cool with. Bless up.

Also, big thanks to you for having me for this week's interview!

[EXCLUSIVE SNAP]

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Previous Issues: #28/#29/#30

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Edited November 22, 2017 by Thugazi

[Professional Amateur]

Ciao suckers. This week we got something for the helicopulators

so they can stop telling everyone and their nan about it.

 

What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Next DLC Speculation Thread, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the GTAF Ban Roulette, and I have over 300 confirmed warnings. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sh*tposter in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another heliphobe. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of helicopters across the Online section and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, heliphobe. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*cking dead, heliphobe. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare rotors. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fort Zancudo airbase and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn heliphobe. I will sh*t flares all over you and you will drown in them. You’re f*cking dead, kiddo.

 

jk, as always, it was quite a good read

[livejoker]

Petition to rename this magazine Cussing Christian Catalogue for this magazine is my faith.

Great read, good laughs were had.

[V4S]

 

Ciao suckers. This week we got something for the helicopulators

so they can stop telling everyone and their nan about it.

 

What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Next DLC Speculation Thread, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the GTAF Ban Roulette, and I have over 300 confirmed warnings. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sh*tposter in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another heliphobe. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of helicopters across the Online section and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, heliphobe. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*cking dead, heliphobe. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare rotors. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fort Zancudo airbase and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn heliphobe. I will sh*t flares all over you and you will drown in them. You’re f*cking dead, kiddo.

 

jk, as always, it was quite a good read

 

Reported

[Guest]

 

good sh*t as always my dude

[LamboFreak]

Has a picture of an Agera instead of a Regera

 

LITERALLY UNREADABLE

 

Nah but seriously, this was a great read as always.

[rtie]

Oh man, must have misread. I'll correct that. Thanks for the spot

[IceDree]

"I don't even know which one is my favorite, I go between GTA4, The Ballad of Gay Tony, GTA5 and GTAO. My favorite GTA probably changes more times than you've changed names on here, bro."

 

 

Oh snap, he you got you there!

[ILL]

I fooking did it! Finally got a mention.

Great interview and another fantastic issue as always.

[CaptianBackwoods]

Nice shots. Seeing that Gauntlet really shows how much that car needs an update.