Prostitute Update in GTA Online?

[NumaYay]

Hello!

do you think R* will give us more options what we can do with prostitutes in future updates? I've asked that in the SP section but SP obviously won't get any updates anymore.

 

In my opinion it would be cool to have some more options after you pick up hookers in your car. There could be more features for future GTAO updates.

Hopefully R* adds options like:

 

- Deepthroat

- Regular Blowjob (already included)

- Facef*cking / Gagging

- Handjob (like in GTA IV)

- Doggystyle (maybe next to the car, blurred out)

- Riding (already included)

- Anal

- Tit-F**k

- Cumshot Option (Yes? No? - Yes should cost more and you should be able to take a snapmanic photo of the prostitute after you came on her face)

- Cleveland Steamer

- to be continued

 

Different prices, more variety and so on.

 

Maybe R* can add the option that our character has specific preferences. There could be some "hooker option templates" you can choose for your character. Take for example "redneck character". If you choose that set, your character will be unwashed, stinky, hairy, pissy, has got a smegma-covered dick, he is sweaty and so on. So, if you pay for a blowjob, the hooker should refuse because the character is ugly.

 

Then, your character should force her then to suck him, shove his donger down her throat until her face tips to his balls, push her head down (like a true redneck) and make her suffocate. That would not only be hilarious but also fit the redneck style. When she gets out of the car she should puke.

 

That would be funny as hell. This is just one example for further options.

 

 

Any thoughts and ideas?

Cheers!

Edited November 10, 2017 by NumaYay

[delorianlazarus]

You had a tough night, right?

[TovarishTony]

There should be a lesbian option for this and also add stuff like massages, soaplands and others.

[Sanches]

The further i read, the more funnier it gets.

Edited November 10, 2017 by Sanches

[G U M M I]

 

 

Hello!

 

do you think R* will give us more options what we can do with prostitutes in future updates? I've asked that in the SP section but SP obviously won't get any updates anymore.

 

In my opinion it would be cool to have some more options after you pick up hookers in your car. There could be more features for future GTAO updates.

 

Hopefully R* adds options like:

 

- Deepthroat

- Regular Blowjob (already included)

- Facef*cking / Gagging

- Handjob (already included)

- Doggystyle (maybe next to the car, blurred out)

- Riding (already included)

- Anal

- Tit-F**k

- Cumshot Option (Yes? No? - Yes should cost more and you should be able to take a snapmanic photo of the prostitute after you came on her face)

- Cleveland Steamer

- to be continued

 

Different prices, more variety and so on.

 

Maybe R* can add the option that our character has specific preferences. There could be some "hooker option templates" you can choose for your character. Take for example "redneck character". If you shoose that set, your character will be unwashed, stinky, hairy, pissy, has got a smegma-covered dick, he is sweaty and so on. So, if you pay for a blowjob, the hooker should refuse because the character is ugly.

 

Then, your character should force her then to suck him, shove his donger down her throat, push her head down (like a true redneck) and make her suffocate. That would not only be hilarious but also fit the redneck style. When she gets out of the car she should puke.

 

That would be funny as hell. This is just one example for further options.

 

 

Any thoughts and ideas?

Cheers!

You better be over the age of 15 writing some sh*t like that.

[PwnageSoldier]

If R* adds any more of this, we're looking at Hot Coffee lawsuit 2.0 and I'm sure T2 isn't going to be happy.

Go watch porn instead of making R* have to add virtual sex to a game about crime.

[NumaYay]

SA made a solid start with that, of course. But there should be more options. The more, the better.

[Pedinhuh]

...I will get -ahem- behind this if we recover all the money we spent on the hookers after killing them.

 

Also, this game had no handjob option, just blowjob and two different sex options.

[REXX]

You need to get out more, OP. Seriously, you do.

 

Also these are only focused around males. Where's the scissor option?

Edited November 10, 2017 by REXX

[Nyamber]

There's a website called Pornhub. You should look it up.

[NumaYay]

...I will get -ahem- behind this if we recover all the money we spent on the hookers after killing them.

 

Also, this game had no handjob option, just blowjob and two different sex options.

 

Yes that is true, the third sex position is exactly the same animation as the other sex animation.

 

Is it possible that option 3 already is "anal"?

[whywontyoulisten]

 

 

Hello!

 

do you think R* will give us more options what we can do with prostitutes in future updates? I've asked that in the SP section but SP obviously won't get any updates anymore.

 

In my opinion it would be cool to have some more options after you pick up hookers in your car. There could be more features for future GTAO updates.

 

Hopefully R* adds options like:

 

- Deepthroat

- Regular Blowjob (already included)

- Facef*cking / Gagging

- Handjob (already included)

- Doggystyle (maybe next to the car, blurred out)

- Riding (already included)

- Anal

- Tit-F**k

- Cumshot Option (Yes? No? - Yes should cost more and you should be able to take a snapmanic photo of the prostitute after you came on her face)

- Cleveland Steamer

- to be continued

 

Different prices, more variety and so on.

 

Maybe R* can add the option that our character has specific preferences. There could be some "hooker option templates" you can choose for your character. Take for example "redneck character". If you shoose that set, your character will be unwashed, stinky, hairy, pissy, has got a smegma-covered dick, he is sweaty and so on. So, if you pay for a blowjob, the hooker should refuse because the character is ugly.

 

Then, your character should force her then to suck him, shove his donger down her throat, push her head down (like a true redneck) and make her suffocate. That would not only be hilarious but also fit the redneck style. When she gets out of the car she should puke.

 

That would be funny as hell. This is just one example for further options.

 

 

Any thoughts and ideas?

Cheers!

 

You better be over the age of 15 writing some sh*t like that.

 

No-one over the age of 15 writes like that. Sounds like a squeaker raised by Pornhub instead of their absent parents.

Edited November 10, 2017 by whywontyoulisten

[PwnageSoldier]

 

 

 

 

Hello!

do you think R* will give us more options what we can do with prostitutes in future updates? I've asked that in the SP section but SP obviously won't get any updates anymore.

 

In my opinion it would be cool to have some more options after you pick up hookers in your car. There could be more features for future GTAO updates.

Hopefully R* adds options like:

 

- Deepthroat

- Regular Blowjob (already included)

- Facef*cking / Gagging

- Handjob (already included)

- Doggystyle (maybe next to the car, blurred out)

- Riding (already included)

- Anal

- Tit-F**k

- Cumshot Option (Yes? No? - Yes should cost more and you should be able to take a snapmanic photo of the prostitute after you came on her face)

- Cleveland Steamer

- to be continued

Different prices, more variety and so on.

 

Maybe R* can add the option that our character has specific preferences. There could be some "hooker option templates" you can choose for your character. Take for example "redneck character". If you shoose that set, your character will be unwashed, stinky, hairy, pissy, has got a smegma-covered dick, he is sweaty and so on. So, if you pay for a blowjob, the hooker should refuse because the character is ugly.

 

Then, your character should force her then to suck him, shove his donger down her throat, push her head down (like a true redneck) and make her suffocate. That would not only be hilarious but also fit the redneck style. When she gets out of the car she should puke.

 

That would be funny as hell. This is just one example for further options.

 

 

Any thoughts and ideas?

Cheers!

 

You better be over the age of 15 writing some sh*t like that.

 

No-one over the age of 15 writes like that.You'd be surprised the type of people who writes these.

 

Not to shame a group, but it's usually the porn-addicted lonely guy group.

Edited November 10, 2017 by PwnageSoldier

[flexcreator]

Prostitutes are cheap and R* wants to sell shark cards, so no, you will never have it.

Unless there will be some kind of elite escort services, something like $100 000 per night.

[REXX]

Prostitutes are cheap and R* wants to sell shark cards, so no, you will never have it.

Yet when we have no cash at hand when near a prostitute, we are prompted to go to Playstation Store to get a Shark Card

[PwnageSoldier]

Prostitutes are cheap and R* wants to sell shark cards, so no, you will never have it.

Unless there will be some kind of elite escort services, something like $100 000 per night.

I don't think T2 wants another Coffee lawsuit on their hands.

This one would be hot enough to seriously burn someone.

[stofegad]

Vivid imagination

[PwnageSoldier]

Where's the scissor option?

Developers hate lesbians; The secret R* doesn't want you to know! Just get a virus on your computer to learn about it now!

[Lonely-Martin]

Behave... It's a kids game now.

 

Less of that!...

 

Na, i don't really care, but I'm married... It's all just a fantasy to me...

 

Though, it'll cost... The LS hookers have a new pimp... He's called Strauss...

 

Prices have soared, still with a high chance of VD though...

 

Enjoy!.

[PwnageSoldier]

Vivid imagination

It's more vivid than my future.

At least I'm not getting lawsuits.

[lol232]

I actually wanna see this happen for the lolz. f*ck yeah.

[whywontyoulisten]

Try here OP:

 

[REXX]

Try here OP:

 

www.pick-a-pussy.wet

[PwnageSoldier]

 

Try here OP:

www.pick-a-pussy.wet lol I feel you guys would be great in a Cards Against Humanity session

Just gotta love the effort of how why grabs a random porn ad for the lolz

[el carlitos]

[delorianlazarus]

I had great fun googling all the terms I didn't know, since I'm not an expert in English-speaking terminology of recreational non-reproductive sexual behavior.

 

Now going back to work is going to be......hard

[DangerZ0neX]

The further I read the original post, the more brain cells I lose.

 

Edited November 10, 2017 by DangerZ0neX

[delorianlazarus]

^

Enjoy, before the police jumps in

 

Really fun read, I can't make myself stop laughing after that Cleveland Steamer thing

[Quinn_flower]

Ewwwwwww. Op get out of the house more.

 

Gross. This is deff a kid no way a adult would post this idea.

 

Op you love those polygons boobs huh. Try in vr bet u won't be the same again lol

Edited November 10, 2017 by Quinn_flower

[SHOKKERZ91]

Dafuq?