GTAO Brawler Ball • Pt. 1: Gerald vs. Lester

[fw3]

Okay, this is just for fun so let's not get our proverbial racing suits in a bind over technicalities and such!

This is the first installment of the GTAO Brawler Ball. Each week or so, I'll present a new scenario in an NPC "player vs. player" (PvP) situation where you, in your reply, share your perspective of who would win in a contest between the two participants.

Whether it's a contest of intelligence, physical prowess, weapons ability, or financial gain – it's up to you.

Just layout a brief (yes, brief, please) scenario of how the fight would go down and who would win.

The idea of this is to keep this forum active with fresh threads and content, but also to have a hoot-nanny slappin' chaps good-time for all!

So, in your reply, share the method in how this PvP would go down: melee, fisticuffs, tanks in Legion Square, drug running, chessmasters, or maybe a Faggio Joust to the death! Up. To. You.

If it's enjoyable, I'm happy to keep it going. But, if it's lame, then we can dump it fast as a green juice enema.

This firs installment is a fierce battle of wits, brawn, and snarky comebacks between:
GERALD vs. LESTER
The action begins in 3... 2... 1... FIGHT!!!

 

Good luck and enjoy! Cheers!

Edited November 9, 2017 by fw3

[SqualidCoyote]

Is Lester allowed to smack foes over the head with his walking stick?

[REXX]

Lester runs down Gerald and his homies with his wheelchair. But Gerald gets up with the homies and booyakashas Lester.

 

[Sanches]

-rep for Lester.

Edited November 9, 2017 by Sanches

[Jenkiiii]

Lester makes a tactical misjudgement in his ongoing feud with Sonny 'Gerald' Leonne.

 

After receiving a call about the whereabouts of a significant quantity of cheap meds, Lester makes an opportunistic drive to Chamberlain Hills, and parks is swanky Declasse Azea near the 'cages'.

 

A Brickade blocks the exit to the east, while a Mule eases into position to the west, and Lester is suddenly trapped!

 

This is Gerald territory, sucka, who sends his troops to the roof to mow Lester down in a hail of Gusenberg Sweeper bullets.

Lester finally has his comeuppance. And good riddance!

[HonorableMan]

Gerald would be found dead outside his place, shot by an unknown sniper. Meanwhile, Lester would be sitting on one of the benches at Vespucci Beach, breathing heavily while staring at the women walking by, and waiting for a call.

[mrfonzius]

No way that Lester would lose.

 

 

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Lester rings his longtime silent friend ''harbz'' the assassination takes place as lester is powerwanking at home too midget porn while live streaming on the dark web

[Lonely-Martin]

Remember that call back when you bought your 1st high end apartment...

 

Well, just like us, Lester got so attached to the money that he started calling everyone...

 

Trouble is, Gerald says no, and just plain got fed up of having this little prick call him up all the time...

 

So, he got in touch with Lamar, and through Franklin's exaustion of Lester too, he sold him down the river in a heartbeat once Lamar and Gerald told Franklin about the rumours of Lester's online 'activities'...

 

So, late one night, after a few beers, Gerald get's another call, Lester again... 'f*ck this fool'... He's off out the door...

 

He get's to Lester's warehouse, it's all dark and locked up. So Gerald starts screaming at the place, throws his phone through the window, busts in there and starts turning the place over, smashing everything, out the window here and there, you get the picture...

 

Well, after running out of steam, half-pissed, and all raged out, Gerald starts to head home... He calls Lamar and starts rambling all sorts of nonsense...

 

Lamar knows what the man needs, so he heads out in is loaded lowrider to pick the man up. Gerald hops in and the boys start blazing, slowly coasting home...

 

Franklin calls... 'Homie, he f*cked up... You don't know the damage G's done blood'... The boys go on for a few minutes here, 'N' this, 'N' that for a while, gasping at the news...

 

'f*ck!!!... That's huge dog'... 'Man's on his own, I got this buddy, he don't say much, but he's got a f*cking army out there, and they gonna be mad... sh*t!'...

 

Lamar speeds up, snapping out of his haze, sweating even, this sh*t's got him scared... He's looking everywhere now, layin' bricks at every turn. 'They all out tonight'... He says as he looks at the colourful residents of Los Santos while going like a bat out of hell back to G's block...

 

Screech!... The car's slammed up to the back alley, Lamar hustles out saying he left something cooking indoors, G's not phased... The chaps as happy as larry, slow gander's back indoors himself...

 

Just as he goes in, he see's Lamar's feet leaving out the window at the last second, he was shouting something, but Gerald was too pissed and high to even care... Starts to doze on the sofa...

 

BANG!... BOOM!... PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW... BOOO, BOOM BOOM...

 

A firing squad of Lester's long list of 'silent but violent' recruits have lined up and are ploughing the house to hell, going ape sh*t here, Opressors, Hydra's, Ruiners, so many plane bombs going off... In true GTA fashion... Hardcore overkill...

 

Turns out, Gerald, in his blind rage smashing up that warehouse... The stupid clown ruined Lester's computers and servers etc...

 

That had our next heists on there... Worth millions it was!...

 

Lester don't lose!... He, He, He... (in his perverted voice, as we pan out).

 

(Thanks for reading)

Edited November 9, 2017 by KWF1981

[livejoker]

Nick Diamond here welcoming you to the never-nominated Emmy show GTA:O Brawler Ball!

And I'm your additional host, Johnny Gomez, proud to be on this side of the ring. Tonight, we've got a deathmatch for the ages and by that I mean two aging old men duking it out.

That's right, Johnny! These two celebrities are as springy as a Benny's custom. They've got more bite than a Up-N-Atom Burger at 3 in the morning! Now let's get down to the ring and see who we've got tonight.

Well, Nick, one is a myth. No one knows what he really is, with the famous question "what the f*ck is a Gerald?". But the fools on the streets know his name well cause they're all reminded to keep their mouth shut about him. Coming in at four hundred and seventy pounds if he's wearing his hat, it's Gerald G! And in the other corner is another myth, one who can make your problems disappear with a phone call. A mastermind in heists and a bulk-buyer of lube and action figurines, it's Lester Crest! The official referee for this match is Mills Lane. Take it away, Mills!



Alright guys, I want a clean fight. Nothing above the belt so Gerald no hitting the wheelchair. Let's get it on!

*bell rings*

Lester makes the first move, rolling slowly towards Gerald but Gerald is ready to counter with a side-step!

"Yo, you can't faze me, dawg! I'll destroy you like a 3-piece chicken!"

What's this? Gerald has brought a gun to a fist fight! But Lester is quick to dial a number on his cellphone!

"Haha! You think you're a match for the Lest? With my off the radar ability you'll never find me!"

And just like that Lester is off the radar but still in the ring! We can still see him!

That was a poor move on Lester's part, Johnny, as Gerald takes quick aim and -

*pow pow pow*

Lester Crest has just been shot! We're going live to ringside and check in with Mills. Mills, what is going on?

Well Lester went off-radar but in clear sight of Gerald who was quick to take the shot.

But is this legal in this fight?

I'll allow it.

And just like that Gerald is our winner for the first GTA:O Brawler Ball! I've been Johnny, accompanies by Nick and have a good night!

Edited November 9, 2017 by livejoker

[.Diana McFarland.]

hahaha rip that lester pic

[HeavyDuke]

Lester would destroy him.

Edited November 10, 2017 by HeavyDuke

[SinZer0s]

Lester is OP. Not because of the fact that he can fight (we all know that just one kick in the leg would make him start crying on the floor) but because of the fact that he can make any motherf*cker do whatever he wants.

 

Lester knows everything in the city, he's like a huge eye watching everything from above.

[REXX]

Just remember folks;

 

A Lester a day keeps the cops at bay.

 

A Gerald a day, f*ck knows.

 

[Pedinhuh]

My money's on Lester because I don't know what the f*ck a Gerald is.

[nido997]

 

GERALD vs. LESTER

The action begins in 3... 2... 1... FIGHT!!!

 

 

 

 

well we already have a winner .... RIP lester´s pic ...

Edited November 10, 2017 by nido997

[fw3]

My money's on Lester because I don't know what the f*ck a Gerald is.

Ah yes, and the greatest GTAO mystery remains unsolved: wtf is a Gerald?

 

 

Which, of course, is what makes him so incredibly dangerous. Or not.

[Shadowfennekin]

Lester wouldn't have to lift a finger. All he'd have to do is drop Gerald's address information and the police will break down his door and see the massive pile of cocaine he has obtained since 2013. He'd be put into prison for life.

[PwnageSoldier]

Lester would lose in a hand to hand combat or gunfight situation, but if he could go OTR and get some idiot rank 23 wearing a retarded raccoon mask in boxers to kill G because the game said so, I think he'd be done for.

 

Also if they were in a GTAF 'elimination' type contest though, I like and choose Lester over G regardless if G was the guy there from the start, simply because Lester is really useful, both in jobs and abilities.

Edited November 10, 2017 by PwnageSoldier