The "I Wonder..." Thread

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THE I WONDER... THREAD

Ever sat down on your $9000 couch from Krapea in your absurdly untidy million-dollar office and just wondered about something? Maybe not if you don't have an office with an overpriced couch, but the question still remains; ever wondered?

Simply begin with "I wonder..." and write what comes to mind about GTA Online!

NOTES

- Try to focus on content that is already in-game!

- Keep speculative stuff at a minimum (I.E: I wonder if we'll get a Deluxo in the next update?) Thats for The Next DLC Speculation Thread

Seems pretty straight forward, so I'll begin:

I wonder what female characters say when they perform the full length Bird action? Their mouths clearly move as if they were talking.

Look forward to reading what you've wondered about GTA: Online!

[Rafae]

I wonder what mansions would look like if they ever came to Online

 

I wonder how the casino would work if it ever came

 

I wonder what fully nude female characters would look like

 

I wonder why Rockstar still hasn't added a Dominator Classic yet

 

I wonder if they've even considered adding more Heists or contact missions to the game

 

I wonder what's in store for GTA Online next year if anything at all

 

I wonder if Rockstar knows the legit leakers of this community and how they feel about them

 

I wonder why we still don't have fully explorable nightclubs yet

 

I wonder if Rockstar realizes they've alienated a part of their fanbase with GTA Online

 

More coming soon

[.Diana McFarland.]

I wonder if they'd let us have significant others.

 

I wonder we'll get more sandals.

 

I wonder if we'll get more slimfitting hoodies.

 

I wonder if we'll get to put lift kits on trucks.

 

I wonder when they'd let us change our characters body types.

 

I wonder if Rockstar will cave in and release more Heists even though they said they wouldn't.

 

I wonder if they'll put an an AK-47 or an M16 style gun in the game.

 

I wonder when they'll let us sell Pegasus vehicles.

 

I wonder when they'll let us sell Apartments.

 

I wonder when the next mass ban wave will happen.

 

I wonder when they'll let us order food and eat at restaurants.

Edited November 7, 2017 by .Diana McFarland.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

I wonder if R* actually balanced the game...

[Rafae]

^ Clearly they haven't. What's to wonder there?

 

A better question would be I wonder what the game would be like if Rockstar balanced it properly.

[gtafan26]

I wonder how many total NPC's all players have killed since Online launched.

[ILL]

I wonder how many people know about the special collections page on their I/E warehouse laptop?

[4ward]

I wonder if R* ever patch the hacks.

[Lonely-Martin]

I wonder if the wildlife from story mode will ever make it over...

 

I wonder if they do allow us to North Yankton one day...

 

I wonder if, after RDR2, GTA:O will still be recieving DLC...

 

I wonder why my office hasn't got an emergency exit, a window even to jump out of. Jst in case a familymember of any one of the thousands of cops, gangsters and other character's I've pissed off in game, stealing their sh*t...

 

I mean, the office is covered... All it'd take is one snooping sod and I'm doing serious bird, lol.

[Lonely-Martin]

^ Clearly they haven't. What's to wonder there?

 

A better question would be I wonder what the game would be like if Rockstar balanced it properly.

 

Exciting... Challenging... Unpredictable... Less appealing to the cheats and bastards... Less chance of locked content...

 

GTA!.

[mmm chocolate]

I wonder if they'll ever lose their hard on for adding pvp bullsh*t

 

I wonder if they'll add new solo-able contact missions (what everyone is asking for) before the end of online dlc additions comes up.

[HamwithCheese]

I wonder how Zelnik sleeps at night. Probably hugging his pillow full of money.

[zoso80]

I wonder how long it'll take R* to destroy the GTA franchise turning into a macrotransaction-fest.

Edited November 7, 2017 by zoso80

[Femme Fatale]

I wonder what hard drugs R* were on when they made the sh*tty soundtrack.

[Cackling Jack]

I wonder if R* will ever fix all those annoying bugs in the game rather than hot fixing harmless fun glitches.

Edited November 7, 2017 by Cackling Jack

[SHOKKERZ91]

I wonder why tryhards talk like f*cking brainless idiots. "bla, 1v1 beach." "bla, get out of your heli." "1v1 u ez."

 

It´s the same sh*t over and over. Is this some kind of leet-speak or what?

[Quinn_flower]

I wonder if r* will get their sh*t together and hire me to make the clothing choices

Edited November 7, 2017 by Quinn_flower

[TheDoombringer]

I wonder why randoms suck so much at anything not PvP related

I wonder why people cosplay the joker when that fad is annoying more than anything now

I wonder when the hell rockstar is going to give us beach houses

[Happy Hunter]

I wonder why tryhards talk like f*cking brainless idiots. "bla, 1v1 beach." "bla, get out of your heli." "1v1 u ez."

 

It´s the same sh*t over and over. Is this some kind of leet-speak or what?

It's like there's some kind of psychic link. They all seem to have the same personality, same memory, play the game exactly the same way, etc.

[Alvarez]

 

I wonder why tryhards talk like f*cking brainless idiots. "bla, 1v1 beach." "bla, get out of your heli." "1v1 u ez."

 

It´s the same sh*t over and over. Is this some kind of leet-speak or what?

It's like there's some kind of psychic link. They all seem to have the same personality, same memory, play the game exactly the same way, etc.

Like insect hivemind... Yeah.

[-LN-]

I wonder why R* dislikes me so much and promotes the things that I absolutely despise within the game.

 

I wonder why verified jobs were given the axe.

 

I wonder why they can't offer something more than a few shreds of RP for playing tennis; no one will even join or if they do, they quit half-way through the match nine out of ten times!

 

I wonder why so many people enjoy all stacking onto one team (when team balancing is turned off) to leave the other team at a serious disadvantage. Seriously, how in the name of f*ck is that any fun?

 

I wonder why catchup, slipstream, and team balancing off are the default settings.

 

I wonder if R* will f*ck up the game for me even more during the next instalment.

 

I wonder why tryhards talk like f*cking brainless idiots. "bla, 1v1 beach." "bla, get out of your heli." "1v1 u ez."

 

It´s the same sh*t over and over. Is this some kind of leet-speak or what?

 

In order to decipher what they're saying, you need a copy of the Idiot to English Dictionary. Unfortunately, it's rather difficult to find updated copies!

 

Seriously though, I don't get it either and it makes my head hurt whenever I see it.

Edited November 7, 2017 by -LN-

[Happy Hunter]

Like insect hivemind... Yeah.

 

"The Queen says we must put sticky bombs at our feet! Quick, EWO everyone!"

[Alvarez]

 

Like insect hivemind... Yeah.

 

"The Queen says we must put sticky bombs at our feet! Quick, EWO everyone!"

I wonder who the queen is.

I also wonder when GTAO became a second job for me.

[IceDree]

I wonder who's embezzling money from me? Is it Johnny T or Charlie? I need to talk to them ... Really talk to them.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

I wonder why tryhards talk like f*cking brainless idiots. "bla, 1v1 beach." "bla, get out of your heli." "1v1 u ez."

 

It´s the same sh*t over and over. Is this some kind of leet-speak or what?

It's like there's some kind of psychic link. They all seem to have the same personality, same memory, play the game exactly the same way, etc.

 

And they all ask for that special dance after they are already losing lol.

[Sanches]

^Half of the posts are literally speculations, which was covered in the topic description.

 

 

-I wonder why do police opens fire at any wanted star?
-I wonder why do we have chinise weapons instead of real ones?
-I wonder why there's giant cocroaches in the eastern LS?

-I wonder why do muscle cars have such handling?

-I wonder why Rockstar won't do map expansions?
-I wonder why half of clothing is so bulky?
-I wonder why do i have a cat ears? Im no anime.

 

 

 

 

:thinking:

 

 

 

Edited November 7, 2017 by Sanches

[autofanatic]

I wonder when GTAO will end.

[Verstappen]

I wonder why I still cant get a maid or something to clean up my office.

[FrugalDangerMan]

 

I wonder why so many people enjoy all stacking onto one team (when team balancing is turned off) to leave the other team at a serious disadvantage. Seriously, how in the name of f*ck is that any fun?

 

Because the average player is dumb (see catchup and pit maneuver in races, easy way out in free roam, etc). To them, there are only these lines of thought:

 

"Winning = fun!"

 

"Challenge/sportsmanship = the suck!"

 

Thus if one side has even one more player, they all jump on too so they can also "win" not realizing that the other dumber players who didn't join them will simply exit the game mid match and everyone loses.

 

GTA ONLINE! Home of the wannabe tryhards!*

 

 

*assuming 'trying hard' is easy. If not, fu*k that sh*t, I'm out.

Edited November 7, 2017 by PNutterSammich

[livejoker]

I wonder what fully nude female characters would look like

Risky click of the day...

 

 

Here's some mormon porn to give you an idea - try not to rip your sausage off:

 

 

 

 

I wonder what our characters do when we're offline. Like is it a Toy Story type of deal? Is there someone across the world that takes control of them when we're not playing?

 

I wonder who would be the main male voice actor and main female voice actor for the GTA:O characters if they were voiced.

 

I wonder if NPC's around Los Santos run away from us because we haven't showered in 4 years or if the in-game media labels us as mass murderers who come back to life time and time again.

 

I wonder what lotion we put on our skin cause in 4 years I haven't had a goddamn tan or sunburn.

Edited November 7, 2017 by livejoker