what was the most messed up thing you did to get a kill?

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

Ive allu akba'd many things on a faggio lol heres one

 

 

 

 

Ive just purchased another faggio .................It begins

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE7H0vJhXak

Edited November 2, 2017 by HARBUJAHN

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

I would dress my character up in the sexiest possible outfits, get in my nicest red sports car, pick up random guys, drive them to a secluded area and execute them via gunshot to the back of the head

[SHADOW OPS]

Accept players invite to their ceo and stand behind them and leave their ceo.

 

Shotgun blast.

[MeisterJazz]

Oh I also like to invite players to my Zancudo Hanger then kick them out. You guys know what happens next.

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

Oh I also like to invite players to my Zancudo Hanger then kick them out. You guys know what happens next.

 

 

Ive allu akba'd many things on a faggio lol heres one

 

Ive just purchased another faggio .................It begins

 

Seeing that clown on that pink faggio slowly taking off on the kill had me C A C K L I N G

[HonorableMan]

It was the day I got my Hydra. I remember it well. I was just getting up in the air, learning it, and then a load of people started talking over the mic about a car meetup, and anyone was welcome. Everyone was excited, they were talking about all the Adders and such there, and I found them on the map. They were at that one apartment up by Rockford Hills, the one that everyone buys. I was down at LSIA. I went off radar and flew out west, over the ocean, before turning in for the perfect attack run. I got in line with that street before even coming over land. Went in first person mode, came down gliding, even lowered the landing gear for maximum accuracy. One pass, impossible to miss with all those supercars everywhere. I remember this quite vividly- the conversation went from "oh man, those wheels are great, what color is that?" to just screaming. Several people screaming at once.

 

I don't know how many were there. I paid out nearly $80,000 from insurance, though.

[hugh750]

It was the day I got my Hydra. I remember it well. I was just getting up in the air, learning it, and then a load of people started talking over the mic about a car meetup, and anyone was welcome. Everyone was excited, they were talking about all the Adders and such there, and I found them on the map. They were at that one apartment up by Rockford Hills, the one that everyone buys. I was down at LSIA. I went off radar and flew out west, over the ocean, before turning in for the perfect attack run. I got in line with that street before even coming over land. Went in first person mode, came down gliding, even lowered the landing gear for maximum accuracy. One pass, impossible to miss with all those supercars everywhere. I remember this quite vividly- the conversation went from "oh man, those wheels are great, what color is that?" to just screaming. Several people screaming at once.

 

I don't know how many were there. I paid out nearly $80,000 from insurance, though.

did you get any votes to kick??

[TheFroggmann]

I don't know how many were there. I paid out nearly $80,000 from insurance, though.

 

Nice, as for the insurance if you are gonna play you have to pay. Had to have paid at least $120K last night alone.

[REDDICE]

I still force people out of LSC and kill them. Then I plant a proxy mine in the entrance to the LSC parking lot, LSC garage, and their car. I end up getting 4-5 satisfying kills sometimes

[Fatsanchez]

I did the invisible + off the radar glitch that was going on a while ago

So whats up with that? I got killed by some invisible and off the radar dude the other day, was that you?? I was looking at the map trying to figure out where did the rocket that just blew me came from, and suddenly got ran over by a empty vehicle. At first I thought it was a NPC but then the door misteriously opened "by itself" and shots were fired at me, I could only hear them. Took me some time to figure what was going on lol.

[CosmicBuffalo]

Listened to a friend convince a newb to run through a camp fire on the beach until they died, to do a money glitch. The newb did it about 5 times before he realized he wasnt getting any money.

[Femme Fatale]

Use my flirtatious personality to lure male players to their deaths.

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

Use my flirtatious personality to lure male players to their deaths.

[Smooth Longsack]

Use my flirtatious personality to lure male players to their deaths.

Haha. I don't believe there are girls on the internet and they surely don't play video games.

 

I've put in hundreds of hours flying just so i can almost always have the last word. I really don't know where to start as far as my most contrived method. I've gotten and missed with like ten jets in a row to ghost ride into a passive jet i hated. He thought it was funny til i finally got him.

[thepiebaker]

Shortly after heists released I got an insurgent and stuck stickies on the bumpers and rammed randoms and detonated. In one session there were two squeakers in the lobby chat. Needless to say I am like a shark when I hear a squeaker in GTA. They kept getting in the same car at vespucchi. Each time I came in for the kill I would get on the Mic and scream "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!" a-la patrick steering the flying Dutchman's ship, prior to getting a double kill. After a few times a mere "Leedle" would cause them to panic. At this point the entire lobby converged like sharks to chum. Getting a full lobby fuster cluck to brew I drove out surprisingly unscathed and with a single persuer who learned that proxy mines can easily be deployed in tunnels.

 

Bonus, I caused two friends to be surprised when i was helping one of them in ceo crates and a random parked his car on the crate to, I assume, force us to blow up the crate trying to remove his car. I instead landed my tula on the random, pushing his car out of the way and picking up the crate as I floated away.

Edited November 3, 2017 by thepiebaker

[Ithaca]

Passive + Rocket Voltic... jump out and hit the boost. Always fun, especially if they're in passive as well.

[Forza Harrd]

Back when I was doing MC business in Blaine County I saw a truck pulling a boat, and remembered hearing it was a great way to kill passive players. So I thought, what if the person driving the truck is in passive?

 

I killed half a lobby while I was in passive lol. It was awesome. Me, the truck, and the trailer were passive but the boat wasn't. And it's indestructable, and when it hits a player in a car it has the impact of an insurgent.

 

One player even jumped in the boat, I don't know what he thought I was gonna do but I just drove slowly by other players until someone RPG'ed him (burned the boat but didn't do anything else to it. Killed the player riding with me though lol).

 

Edited November 3, 2017 by Forza Harrd

[CrysisAverted]

This dude was hiding behind cover so I called a mugger, when It said mugger was approaching the player I made my move. Right as the mugger knocked the dude down I broke into the guys house and sprayed him with my salsa

[Forza Harrd]

This dude was hiding behind cover so I called a mugger, when It said mugger was approaching the player I made my move. Right as the mugger knocked the dude down I broke into the guys house and sprayed him with my salsa

 

You just slayed me with that awesome post. O_O

[Rafae]

Ran over a dude repeatedly in a mission until he rage quit because he set it to normal when all contact missions were doubled. SMH.

[Criminal-Fox]

I was in a Melee fight on a yacht and somebody was camping on top of the Supervoltio that was sitting on the helipad, Since nobody could get up there and kill him I decided to simply get into the Cockpit and start the Engine, It worked pretty well

Edited November 3, 2017 by Criminal-Fox

[Red Lynx 23]

During the early days of GTA Online, I threw a sticky bomb on a Cargobob and landed it near some random player, then got out and ran down a alley. Luckily he got in the Helicopter and started flying away instead of trying to kill me. He didn't make it as far as I should have let him before I detonated it.

 

And before that, I used that same Cargobob to get an accidental kill. There was an afk player sitting in a car close to the windmill. So I picked the car up and tried repeatedly to set it on top pf the windmill, but it kept hitting the blades and eventually exploded. That was credited as my kill.

[Femme Fatale]

 

Use my flirtatious personality to lure male players to their deaths.

Haha. I don't believe there are girls on the internet and they surely don't play video games.Uh, no. There are plenty of girls who use the internet, and play video games, lol.

[MaddenedGhost]

Like someone else here said, where do I even start ...

The one I can remember right now was from few days ago, I had some idiot doing the recent invisible and off radar glitch, I knew that an MOC is required for that glitch so I took a Savage and literally flew around looking for MOCs and blew them up until I found his, after destroying his MOC he respawned next to it so I repeatedly killed the suck ass until he switched to passive.

 

He sent me a message right after he switched to passive "Get booted".

Edited November 3, 2017 by The-Ghost

[Thanasishim]

Me and my friend in a lowrider chasing and successfully gunning down four twelve year olds in f*cking Zentornos was so satisfying... It went from being a relaxing trip in a Buccanneer to multiple kids screaming at once.

Edited November 3, 2017 by Thanasishim

[hugh750]

Me and my friend in a lowrider chasing and successfully gunning down four twelve year olds in f*cking Zentornos was so satisfying... It went from being a relaxing trip in a Buccanneer to multiple kids screaming at once.

what where the funniest things they said to you??

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Like someone else here said, where do I even start ...

The one I can remember right now was from few days ago, I had some idiot doing the recent invisible and off radar glitch, I knew that an MOC is required for that glitch so I took a Savage and literally flew around looking for MOCs and blew them up until I found his, after destroying his MOC he respawned next to it so I repeatedly killed the suck ass until he switched to passive.

 

He sent me a message right after he switched to passive "Get booted".

Oi mr boss ftw its har-bu-jahn lol

Good job seeking that f*cker out, i take it once the mocs destroyed the fun ends for them?

[MaddenedGhost]

 

Like someone else here said, where do I even start ...

The one I can remember right now was from few days ago, I had some idiot doing the recent invisible and off radar glitch, I knew that an MOC is required for that glitch so I took a Savage and literally flew around looking for MOCs and blew them up until I found his, after destroying his MOC he respawned next to it so I repeatedly killed the suck ass until he switched to passive.

 

He sent me a message right after he switched to passive "Get booted".

Oi mr boss ftw its har-bu-jahn lol

Good job seeking that f*cker out, i take it once the mocs destroyed the fun ends for them?

 

Lol Oh yea as I was typing my comment I was like "I should've copied his name shouldn't I?" so I decided to go with "someone" instead of misspelling your username haha

Yeah I knew the whole thing was circling around the MOC so getting rid of it will end the glitch and that's exactly what happened, as soon as I took it out, the punk spawned right next to the wreckage, funny thing is a second person did the exact same thing in the exact same lobby and I did the same thing again to him as well, the punks were doing Stand Your Ground using that glitch where one of them starts it and both of them just hang out in the area.

Edited November 3, 2017 by The-Ghost

[ntinoskonsta]

Put stickies on my Insurgent's bumper, rear-ended a bounty, got bounty and lived to tell the tale.

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

Messed up? Lol I can shoot in walls.

 

Dupe gets fixed before this. All about the money,money,money!!!!!

Edited November 3, 2017 by jerryinohio78