if your character was on weazel news what would the news report be?

[hugh750]

if r* added a feature that showed your character on weazel news after what ever crime he or she commited, what do you think how it would go?

sorry about my type in the poll.

Edited October 21, 2017 by hugh750

[SHADOW OPS]

Was killed by smashing into a high rise in downtown LS while on his Oppressor.

 

His last words were that it was worth it because he destroyed a jet right before impact.

[.Diana McFarland.]

Breaking News

 

 

Woman by the name of Diana McFarland has been arrested and is now in custody for the armed food robbery of multiple Whataburgers, KFCs, and Dairy Queens; alongside the sexual assault of the Carolina Panther's star Quarterback 'Cam Newton'.

 

oh GTA related.

 

would probably be me trespassing and loitering in/around the University behind Rockford Hills

Edited October 21, 2017 by .Diana McFarland.

[Sanches]

Some dumb in a motohelmet moaned about opening borders (map updates) at the town square.

Edited October 22, 2017 by Sanches

[Shadowfennekin]

Breaking news

The vigilante known for wearing pug masks was last seen running down civilians in a militarized box truck

[GTA-Biker]

My character would probably be on the news for gang related violence,such as shootouts with Ballas, Vagos, The Lost MC, O'Neil gang and The Professionals (there's lots of that in contact missions and clubhouse contracts,which I commonly play).

 

"Breaking news.A large shootout occured today in southeast Los Santos when a drug deal between The Lost MC biker gang and Vagos street gang was interrupted by a lone gunman.A witness says the attacker armed with an automatic weapon massacred a dozen gang members,stole a large amount of drugs and rode away on a motorcycle in an unknown direction.The attacker is described as a Caucasian male in his early twenties,with long brown hair and a beard,dressed in a black leather jacket,blue jeans and boots,riding a chopper motorcycle.The police are still searching for the suspect whose identity is currently unknown.Stay tuned for more information."

[Dondara]

Drunken prostitute crashes million dollar sports car

[Rafae]

if r* added a feature that showed your character on weazel news after what ever crime he or she commited, what do you think how it would go?

sorry about my type in the poll.

Why do you have a knack for copying others' threads? There was literally a topic with the exact same subject created in August

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/894763-this-just-in/

 

 

Jesus fkn Christ this is like the fifth time you've copied another thread

Edited October 22, 2017 by Rafae

[Skeve613]

Huge plane crashes into Maze Bank - gets stuck on helipad.

 

[The Wandering Hunter]

missing persons

 

absent from gta online for the last 2 weeks

 

 

f*ck THIS f*ckING DRIPFEED IN ITS ASS

Edited October 22, 2017 by The Sole Survivor

[Killer Whale]

Man performs lewd acts on himself in public wearing a Festive bodysuit.

Police is hesitant to take action.

Edited October 23, 2017 by Mr_No

[REXX]

WEAZEL NEWS

I'm Jack Hoff, and here are the main headlines.

A $15,000,000 cybernetic organism has escaped from Humane Labs and Research and is currently at large around San Andreas. The FIB made the following statement earlier today:

"Project B62-R, a highly valuable and experimental cybernetic organism has escaped from the secure levels of Humane Labs and Research. We stress not to approach as its nature is unpredictable."

Wayne Karr, FIB

In other news, a young woman known as Alexa has been officially awarded the title of San Andreas' Sexiest Woman on a Motorcycle. She didn't have much to say, but she was clearly pleased... so was I as she turned up half naked.

I'm Jacking Hoff, I mean, ehem... Jack Hoff, Weazel News.

[G U M M I]

Why do you have a knack for copying others' threads? There was literally a topic with the exact same subject created in August

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/894763-this-just-in/

 

 

Jesus fkn Christ this is like the fifth time you've copied another thread

 

Damn, lol, all you forgot to do was quote him ha.

[jwdrinkwaterjr]

Los Santos man killed in bizarre sexual ritual involving a Pisswasser bottle, a Pegassi Zentorno, and 16 hookers outside the Vanilla Unicorn. Film at 11.

[Stupidis]

Murder and mayhem in downtown Los Santos as former military contractor clashes with Merryweather in suspected black market arms deal. At least 30 dead and several more injured. Suspect still at large.

[WickedHandzz]

Probably getting involved into a killed or be killed type of scenario while trying to survive against *cough cough* Merryweather Commanders.

Just kidding, probably getting rewarded by the Mayor for protecting the city against Tryhards.

Edited October 22, 2017 by WickedHandzz

[Nyamber]

Well, going by the session I was in today it would be "Psycho in Russian gunship destroys half the population of Los Santos, then lands on a roof and snipes the rest"

[Slonitram]

"Local man ruins everything and yells at clouds."

[CaptainMarvel]

Local female millionaire philanthropist discovered to be head of statewide illicit drug production/distribution, grand theft auto and black market sales, gun production and distribution as well as millions in public property destruction and a death toll in the thousands.

 

This information was provided by the culprits male executive assistant, personal mechanic, and immigrant luxury yacht captain. All have gone forward with disturbing sexual assault/harassment allegations. Grabbing him by the penis was a known catchphrase the culprit used to belittle and humiliate the male members of her employment.

 

A known political and financial contributor to the reality tv star/alleged misogynist turned president Jock Cranley, this shocking development is yet another blemish towards the Conservative party.

[Big Molio]

Police are looking for a middle aged man in floral shorts who has been spotted repeatedly breaking into Vinewood houses and swimming in their pools.

[Femme Fatale]

"Local nymphomaniac is under police custody after kidnapping, and attempting to rape a man that she drugged."

[Hazzardtohimself]

"Officials are still baffled by the gravity defying roadways, mesh tubing and advertising banners that started appearing state-wide partway through 2016. However one Los Santos individual appears to be flouting police advisements to keep away from what local residents are calling 'Stunt tracks', and is driving around them, alone, at high speed in a variety of vehicles. We have been unable to identify the unofficial racer, but believe him to be a wealthy CEO, with access to several properties and warehouses around the state. One overheard quote from the individual was a claim that driving for over eight minutes yielded the largest reward - of course, we do not know if this is true... or whom provides these rewards. More details as they arrive."

[DBrasco]

Assailant on flying bike causes mayham in downtown Los Santos. Responsible for the deaths of numerous civilians, policemen, firefighters and fellow terrorists. Leaves behind a trail of destruction before being taken down by Los Santos finest after crashing into a electricity pole during a fight with another assailant in a fighter jet. The psychopatic killer was riddled with bullets before his corpse fell into the hands of an angry mob.

[DangerZ0neX]

That'd get old super fast, but here goes.

 

Weazel News: Confirming your prejudices.

 

"Local man gets into a fist fight with a driver who crashed into his car; escalated into a shootout with the LSPD for 3 hours straight in a building complex by Hawick Avenue."

Edited October 22, 2017 by DangerZ0neX

[SHOKKERZ91]

Well, going by the session I was in today it would be "Psycho in Russian gunship destroys half the population of Los Santos, then lands on a roof and snipes the rest"

 

Pretty much me.

[Spectre "2K"]

"local paleto bay resident dressed like an idiot found dead after excessive gunfire from his yacht, then drowning in his hot tub after getting too drunk"

[SkylineGTRFreak]

A suspect has been apprehended after leaving a trail of destruction within Los Santos city limits.

Witnesses claim that the suspect yelled "Oh you want to have something dropped?! WELL TAKE A LOOK AT MY ROGUE!" after various inhabitants of Los Santos exclaimed "plz drop me money".

[Rafae]

Damn, lol, all you forgot to do was quote him ha.

Done

[LL Cool L]

this

[REXX]

this

Superhomie FTW!