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Gangster OG

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ROCKSTAR MANIC

African Cab driver: "Move!! I gotta take a sh*t!!".

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VY C M

Smell my finger

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Luna 51

Smell my finger

LOL, I remember one time back in 2008 or 2009 maybe 2010, my friend and I was playing and he stole a taxi, and we heard that.

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

"Mr. Truth here is going to be supplying you with some of the finest - *hits bong* - ...weed, and you.. are gonna deliver it.. for us."

Edited by Yolo Swaggins
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PhillBellic

"What do I look like. Swiss Cheese!" An obese CJ's battle cry.

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Cell Tennyson

"No Wonder you all alone Bitch!"

"No wonder your boyfriend sleeps around!"

"No wonder you ain't got a man bitch!"

"Yeah and you make babies cry when they see your face!"

"At least people don't get confused about my species!"

 

These are some of the funniest quotes of CJ buddies!! :):D:p:pp

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Rose.Quartz

Maccer saying "But I'm a f**king raspberry!"

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Korpi

"Oh, is on now little, man." "Is on now."

- angry ped after carjacking him

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AgentDimus

"Man, if you can eat your food, while everyone else is losing theirs and blaming you.... you straight homie" El Grando Smokio :D

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Mirror Park Resident

I was doing the Green Sabre mission, and after the first cutscene (when the truth is revealed), CJ started to sing "you dropped a bomb on me", a song from Bounce FM.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLHXjy097I&index=17&list=PL_3elvb3mt2Wd8YUloFsmoHnWWxVYL2Hl

 

Awkward, hilarious...... Simply marvelous :lol:

Edited by Perez84

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vengeancehawk

"You like my asshole, always holding up sh*t!"

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Nanda_

"Let's end your family tree right now!"

"If you smile, I'm gonna shoot you!"

"You don't need a trial, you son of a b*tch!"

"Don't make me waste bullets on you!"

- LSPD officers after taking down a criminal.

 

"All I gotta do, is pull the trigger!"

- An LSPD officer when attacking a criminal.

 

"Got you, honey!"

- A gay SFPD officer as he arrests CJ.

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Pedinhuh

SF Cop chasing CJ on foot: "Somebody call 911...Oh wait, nevermind!"

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SmokesWithCigs

Any insult hurled towards cj from a ped is funny to me.

 

"Do you shower in do doo?

You musty as hell loc.

Did somebody draw on you?

I can't even fademyour funk!'

I was doing the Green Sabre mission, and after the first cutscene (when the truth is revealed), CJ started to sing "you dropped a bomb on me", a song from Bounce FM.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLHXjy097I&index=17&list=PL_3elvb3mt2Wd8YUloFsmoHnWWxVYL2Hl

 

Awkward, hilarious...... Simply marvelous :lol:

Yeah he does that when you are idle for a few minutes. Its like the old sonic the hedgehog game when he does that I'm waiting animation.

Carl when insulted by a homie or led.

 

Run tell daddy bitch!

 

Why don't you join the line to bang your mama.

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BabeStevens

"You like my asshole, always holding up sh*t!"

Yes. Yes. Yes hahahahahahahaah

 

There are some absolutely classic lines in S.A. Whether its memorable mission lines or pedestrian one liners!

Such as when CJ is getting chased by police:

 

Police Helicopter Pilot 1: Stop! Police!

Police Helicopter Pilot 2: I think he knows that by now!

 

Police Helicopter Pilot 1: This is aerial support...

Police Helicopter Pilot 2: Yeah, I think he knows that by now!

 

Police Helicopter Pilot 1: Hey, I can see my house from here!

Police Helicopter Pilot 2: Will you shut the f*ck up?

yeah it's my favourite, too :)

 

<< You do not need to post a quote to show appreciation. Use the "LIKE THIS" feature instead. {lw >>

 

Yeah when you want to get your criminal stats up, they say that sh*t and it's giggles for life.

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Big_Smiley

CJ: (When crashes car) how they let you drive without a lincence?

Edited by GTA_The_Series

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SuperGTFan

Toreno: it's amazing

Cj: what's up now toreno

Toreno: this history, it's all lies ,it's says Hitler killed himself and then we nuked Japan, and people believe this sh*t. jesus

Well it makes them sleep better at night , I geuss .

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GTA-Biker

I love the random ped quotes in GTA SA,especially the bikers (I only found quotes from one of them,can´t find the other two on youtube):

 

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Spadge

Random car Driver during traffic jams caused by you : 'You're like my asshole, always Holding up sh*t'.

 

And also the Truth's 'Prank caller, prank caller !'

 

There are certainly some much funnier ones, but I can't recall 'em, has been to Long.

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PhillBellic

"Them White boys had me on Crystal Meth!" :lol:

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Mirror Park Resident

"I like sexy cartoons" (some Mexican guy)

 

"I want my drink and I want it noooowwwwww!" (old Mexican lady at the casino)

 

"Are you triyng to seduce me?" (old guy at the casino, when CJ walks around him)

 

"Here it comes! (loud fart)" (some peds in LV, specially at the casino)

 

 

The casinos are like gold mines to hear funny quotes.

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housedeep

''At least you got jacked by a pro''

 

CJ

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Son of Zeus

"Hey baby, without you there is no Carl Johnson"

 

*5 seconds later*

 

"Damn, where's that stupid bitch?"

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SuperGTFan

" Ah SH*T ! , here we go again ... "

 

 

 

Carl Johnson debut ....

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Platypus Chairlines

CJ's quotes are hilarious :lol:

''Does anybody in this state drive?'' (When he hit someone's car)
''Amazing! A talking dog!'' (When he replies someone in the street negatively)
''Get the army I'm a f*cking maniac!'' (When is running around in 5-6 stars)
''I'm gonna eat you fool!'' (When he is fat and punch somebody)
''C'mon and get me asshole!'' (When he is wanted in 5-6 stars)
''I'm too fat to walk, bitch!'' (When he is fat and jacks a car)

Edited by pavulabreaker

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JoeBlobs

 

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

 

Big Smoke

 

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SuperGTFan

" B*TCHES " !

 

CJ when fighting the police

 

 

" Oh , look at that , A GUN ! "

 

CJ when aiming at someone .

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lastmanonearth

OG Loc: "I`ll roll with you, and on the way, I`ll kick a couple of freestyles. It`s OG Loc in the place, y`all want to stop me with a gun in yo face! OG OG..."

CJ: "Yeah yeah yeah yeah man SHUT THE f*ck UP!" ROFL

 

And with a girl in the car: "Uhhhh... huh." and "This is so interesting, I`m just gonna listen." LOL

 

Also I was amazed by the way the pedestrians will tell you "Happy New Year!" when it`s January. That was totally unexpected.

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TheGXL

You smell like a sh*t sir!

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SuperGTFan

" Gimme 15 motherf*cker ! "

 

Big Smoke

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