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Gangster OG

The pedestrians conversations...

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maoffense01

My Favorite of All Times:

 

21.jpg - This ped says "Punk-ass Bitch!".

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ToughGangsta

CJ: After crashing his highjacked car,AH! You A**h**e my sh*t!

 

THAT MAKES ME LAUGH THAT MUCH THAT I START TOO CRY:P

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LL Cool L

 

 

 

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VY C M

"My mother's my sister"

... oops wrong game XD

 

(- GTA 3)

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Xing of Virtue

Kifflom! XD

 

"You're an asshole to the end, punk motherf*cker!" *Face Stomp*

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HackerDetected

Catalina: Yes CLAUDE!!! faster harder DEEPER!!! yes!!! yes!!! yes!!! lol :lol::lol::lol:

Edited by HackerDetected

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Meshy

i want a new fence

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Cell Tennyson

You been rollin around with PIGS or something?

Did someone die in your mouth?

That Haircut is out Mr.

That Tatto isn't finished right?

You've been marked by the devils!!

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HackerDetected

Ped: Go screw yourself.

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Cell Tennyson

Aztecas Annoying CJ :- Were you at grove street hiding again??

Ballas Annoying CJ :- Grove Street mama suck my D**k!!

Traids - F**khead!!

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lrg

My personal favourite goes to.

Officer Tenpenny to CJ:

Carl, you motherf*cking piece of sh*t gangbanging cocksucker!

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Osho

Ken Rosenberg: Hey, just like old times, huh, Tommy?

Carl Johnson: Who the f*** is Tommy?

............

Carl Johnson: Can you shoot?

The Truth: Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!

..........

Catalina: Are you going to fight for my love?

Carl Johnson: No. I can take rejection.

..........

Carl Johnson: Oh sh*t! Where you get this?

Cesar: Same place I got my pants, homes. This is America, man!

..........

Cop: I'm gonna kick your ass, and then I'm gonna f*** it!

...........

Big Smoke: C'mon. Let's bounce.

...........

Carl Johnson: Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?

Cesar: Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

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lil weasel

Seems to be more Taboo language, than "Funny" quotes.

There is a difference between being funny and getting a laugh because it is "naughty".

Edited by lil weasel

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thisdjjdasiaa

hahaha

 

"that might be illegal cj" XD

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#Raptor

Sup Yall!

 

I am a former pc SA Player And now i switched to android...

 

so today i went to place where barbara's police station picked her up and went did up the usuals and then engaged into wanted mode!

 

seeing that i was having a police rancher chasing me i was running for dear life... :panic:

and then i hit up a wall and CJ Fell down! Cops Came Busted Cj And They Had A Conversation while the busted screen came -

 

COP - HA! NOW YOU ARE GONNA SIT UP IN PRISON!

CJ - WATCH YOU RAN OUTTA DOUGHNUTS???!!!

 

This line was so epic , that whenever i think about i laugh still my stomach hurts! :lol:

 

-Cheers!

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#Raptor

Sup Yall!

 

I am a former pc SA Player And now i switched to android...

 

so today i went to place where barbara's police station picked her up and went did up the usuals and then engaged into wanted mode!

 

seeing that i was having a police rancher chasing me i was running for dear life... :panic:

and then i hit up a wall and CJ Fell down! Cops Came Busted Cj And They Had A Conversation while the busted screen came -

 

COP - HA! NOW YOU ARE GONNA SIT UP IN PRISON!

CJ - WATCH YOU RAN OUTTA DOUGHNUTS???!!!

 

This line was so epic , that whenever i think about i laugh still my stomach hurts! :lol:

 

-Cheers!

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TheDamnTrainCJ

This game is full of funny quotes. The entire game is just a huge parody, people talk funny sh*t all the time. You can search about police quotes or ped quotes from GTA SanAndreas on Youtube, You will be amazed how creative the voice actors were.

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Colonel _Cortez

EDIT: << new topic merged to existing Topic >>

Random guy: ,,Hello there.''

Random girl: ''Good to see you.''

Random guy: ''You tried juggling with knives?''

Random girl: ,,Not yet but I been meaning to.''

Random guy: ,,It was a pleasure talking to you.''

Random girl: ,,Bye loser. ''

 

seconds later

 

Random guy: ,,Hello sweet lady.''

Random girl 2: ,,Hey there.''

Random guy: ,,I apologise for my bad breath.''

 

 

I always feel im the only sane person in SanAndreas.

Edited by lil weasel

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anthony

Hilarious as f*ck, that is what they are in GTA:SA lmao.

 

 

 

WTF??! "The city is full of lights this time of year" is this what he said ?

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gts.

I love this game, feels so alive with those details.

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GeorgeCostanzaTheMovie

"I've got crabs the size of a baseball."

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Evil empire

Helicopter cops

 

  • Put your hands up, it’s over!
  • Pilot: There is he, shoot him!
  • Co-Pilot: Why I always have to do the f*cking Killing?!
  • Pilot: Because I'm a pacifist! Kill him!

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