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Gangster OG

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f14tomcat

From Amphibious Assault

 

Carl: When I was a little kid swimming off the beach in Sta. Maria... I once had a condom stuck to my face. Horror like that stays with you for life.

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Tikhung

From Amphibious Assault

 

Carl: When I was a little kid swimming off the beach in Sta. Maria... I once had a condom stuck to my face. Horror like that stays with you for life.

 

In the same cutscene:

 

Woozie: I have...a confession to make. I'm blind.

CJ: No sh*t!

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MrPeteyMax

"I smoke b'cuz it gives me KNOWLEDGE." - Mr. Orange 12.

 

"Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed..."

"What f*ckin' book?" - Carl Johnson.

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MacGeek

I laught sometimes xD

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Kamd

Hilly billy ped aka zombie ped -My mama showed me how to f*ck

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Richard S

i like the Backpacker guy say--- Have you seen a sperm?? its alive.

 

LOL :lol::lol:

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 dice

I smoke cus it gives me knowledge

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SimonStudios

I like some quotes from ls and sf police officers and one of ballas with white shirt.

 

But my favourite is:

 

LS Cop - "This is makes me hungry."

SF Cop - "I'm gonna take you down."

 

And other characters like:

 

Cesar - "You mess with the Aztekas!"

Big Bear - "No one mess with the bear!"

 

In "Los Desperados" Sunny's funny quote:

 

"Those Vagos man, I'm gonna <...> cacos.

 

And in "Running Dog" when the Vagos say to Big Smoke:

 

"Chinga a tu madre, pendejo."

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helpplease

"Dont do it; think of thatcher"

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Daniel879

Toreno: Now first let's see what you're made of

CJ: What do i look like iam made of? Pudding ?

 

Or

CJ: Gettin lil edgy fellas ?

Tenpenny: How'd you like that you piece of sh*t. That give you any idea how edgy iam ?

Edited by Daniel879

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HeroBrineR007

Cesar: And now we bail out of the car, right CJ?

Melvin: I'd like 2 numbrer 9's, a number 9 large... you know...

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BiPolarBear

Cj reply to an insult:Well won't you go join the line to bang your moma?!

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J32T3R

taxi driver SF: "Thank goodness it's a union cab."

 

English ped: "You bloody Yank."

 

guy in orange and black: "Give me drugs! Forget about the car."

Edited by J32T3R

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MythicalCreature

That scene in 'Ryder':

"Ryder! Not this again!"

"It ain't me, fool!"

"I don't know anybody so short! I feel sorry for your father!"

Then Tenpenny mocking Ryder in 'Catalyst':

"What's cooking? Where's mine?"

 

"What should I call you? Midget?"

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Cell Tennyson

Ha ha ha funny!! :)

 

Now here's what i found funny..

 

Black Drug Dealer:- Ei partner i'm working man, whatchu need whatchu need dog??

 

CJ : (Shouts) Get out of here Motherf*cker!!!

 

I lauged for 10 mins... :):D:D:D

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HeroBrineR007
Edited by lil weasel

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Luna 51

LS criminal (the one that will hang in Ganton)

"In the Penn, we play strip football"

"Steroid's make your d*ck do what?!"

 

EDIT: My Favorite one in the entire game

 

Tenpenny: "What should I call you then, midget?"

Pulaski: "How about pr*ck?"

Tenpenny: "Pr*ck..."

Pulaski: "Yeah pr*ck works."

Ryder: "Man, f*ck you."

Edited by s2n vaniish

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Awesome Boy

My most favourite quote is from Woozie in the Mountain Cloud Boys mission

"YOUR MOTHERS WERE DEMON SLUTS! YOU GUYS WILL WANDER AS GHOSTS!"

Edited by Awesome Boy

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Bustmeifyoucan

Didn't somebody tell you bikes are dangerous? (When knocked out someone from bike)

Get the army I'm a f**king maniac! (When being chased in high stars)

I'm gonna eat you fool! :lol: (When he is very fat and punch someone)

I give up now If I was you (When being chased by cops)

I'm a player not a payer! (When lost in the gambling)

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HeroBrineR007

CJ: Rollercoaster du dudud duuuuu!

CJ:

Edited by HeroBrineR007

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Audi

CJ: I'm Rich and I'm f*cking crazy!!

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Bustmeifyoucan

Big Smoke: Gimme 15, motherf*cker.
Ryder: I'll write it down in a second. I ain't going to pencil whip you, fat sucker. Let me play first.

Edited by Bustmeifyoucan

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chemicalmert

There are some absolutely classic lines in S.A. Whether its memorable mission lines or pedestrian one liners!

Such as when CJ is getting chased by police:

 

Police Helicopter Pilot 1: Stop! Police!

Police Helicopter Pilot 2: I think he knows that by now!

 

Police Helicopter Pilot 1: This is aerial support...

Police Helicopter Pilot 2: Yeah, I think he knows that by now!

 

Police Helicopter Pilot 1: Hey, I can see my house from here!

Police Helicopter Pilot 2: Will you shut the f*ck up?

yeah it's my favourite, too :)

 

<< You do not need to post a quote to show appreciation. Use the "LIKE THIS" feature instead. {lw >>

Edited by lil weasel
cautioned post.

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HoleInTheSky

While CJ loots a corpse: "it's going to a good cause - me!"

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ggdfggsd

It's my constitutional right bitch!


"I'm a motherf*cking genius!" -Ryder, 2006

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PhillBellic

"This should help keep my belly full". An obese CJ, taking money from a dead body.

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babo

lol how many times have I heard CJ screaming "I hate gravity!!"

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Platypus Chairlines

You think you can roll this van without killing us both?

-Ryder

Edited by pavulabreaker

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Deus Ex

Cars can't fly bitch!!!

Spoken by Grove Steen gang member. It was so funny when i first time heard it, those little details...

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HeroBrineR007

CJ - Toreno?

Toreno - Carl, learn to fly.

CJ - I'm on it man, I swear.

Toreno - Yeah, I'm on it man I swear, same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!

CJ - sh*t dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!

Toreno - I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.

CJ - Wait! Please, man!

Toreno - That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?

CJ - Ok man, I get the message.

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