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Gangster OG

The pedestrians conversations...

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Gangster OG

There are some absolutely classic lines in S.A. Whether its memorable mission lines or pedestrian one liners!

Such as when CJ is getting chased by police:

 

Police Helicopter Pilot 1: Stop! Police!

Police Helicopter Pilot 2: I think he knows that by now!

 

Police Helicopter Pilot 1: This is aerial support...

Police Helicopter Pilot 2: Yeah, I think he knows that by now!

 

Police Helicopter Pilot 1: Hey, I can see my house from here!

Police Helicopter Pilot 2: Will you shut the f*ck up?

 

 

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bagga rabbit

...yeah...that is funny...are you going to continue?...or are we supposed to?...

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Gangster OG

lol i guess it isn't obvious sorry, if anyone knows any funny S.A quotes, this is the place to submit them! blush.gif

 

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luc1f3rss0n

random ganster girl: i play with girls and guys! so?

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Mixolydian

My favorite ped quote is when the hooker says to CJ, "They let you drive that piece of crap out of the junkyard?"

 

It's also pretty funny when the rich girl says, "It's a good thing my daddy bought the college."

 

And I can't remember if it's SA or VC where the dumb girl say, "I get my IQ tested."

 

But the ultimate funny quote is in one of the cutscenes of the Jizzy mission where the preacher says, "The lord sent me to save your threadbare soul, harlet. Now remove your filthy vestments that I may better gaze upon thy corruption."

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bagga rabbit

...my favorite is the blond girl in grey..."Freakin' Freak"...

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Chickstick

From the police radio (it goes something like this):

 

"We got a drugs bust.."

 

"I'll get it."

 

"Not you, you're just out of rehab!"

 

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Ring_of_Fire

Everything what was funny was said by Catalina:

 

"I'm gonna breadfish_by_Moto.gif you up!"

"Tiny-balled idiota!"

 

I'll try to list some from other characters...

 

 

How could I forget about OG Loc? cry.gif

 

"Hey man! It's OG Loc homie, OG...Loooc!"

"Motherf'kr stole my rhymes."

"Damn that s't was whack!"

 

 

Big Smoke:

 

"CJ, wanna go to... prison?

"All you had to do was to follow the damn train, CJ!"

(Trust me, that's not all I had to do - I had to kill the people on top of the train as well.)

 

 

Sweet:

 

"Always crashing, CJ."

 

 

Ryder:

 

"Go get a haircut or somethin' man - it's embarrassing seeing you like that."

 

 

Cesar:

 

"CJ, watch this... Nitro!!!" lol

 

 

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Edited by Ring_of_Fire

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uzi.

i like when you order food from the women in burger shot. when you order she sometimes says "shluuuurp my burgers sir" i always laugh at that.

 

and when Cj says "i'm a well-dressed maniac foo'!!!"

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Mitza_003

"Look at 'em Grove Street fools..."

 

Ballaz

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kg34

 

gangster ped

 

 

''I smoke cause it gives me knowledge''. lol

 

 

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bagga rabbit

...gangster ped #2.."I'm gonna beat 'ya like 'ya stole somethin"...

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Nem_Wan

I thought I'd heard all the speech in the game. Then I heard this:

I thought Dirty Sanchez was his name!
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Mixolydian

Then there's the big black guy in Los Santos that thinks he's so tough...

 

"In jail being on top ain't gay."

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ExTreMzoR

CJ Qoutes:

 

Make a life, stop running foo!

 

Oh look.. I have a gun!

 

What kind of license you have? A vision license?

 

Can anybody in this state drive?

 

My f*cking car. My f*cking car!

 

I'm a well dressed maniac foo!

 

*CJ picks up cash from dead bodies* That goes into my retirement form!

 

Police Helicopter Quotes:

 

Pilot 1: Look at all those pretty women!

Pilot 2: Stop looking at those women and shoot the bad guys!

Pilot 1: Hey, shut up!

Pilot 2: You! Stop right now!

 

Pilot 1: I'm out of bullets!

Pilot 2: Don't worry! I got extra!

 

Police Radio Quotes:

 

Officer 1: I'm f*cking tired already. I need some help out here right now!

Dispatch: Ah! Shut up with your moaning!

 

Dispatch: There's 10-37 in all intersections. This looks seri....

Officer 1: Dispatch! Are you in control? You sit behind a desk all day and acting like the big man!

Dispatch: F*ck you!

Officer 1: F*ck you too!

 

Dispatch: We are getting numerous of reports of reckless mountain bikers at china town. Repeat. People are having fun. Stop it at once!

Officer 1: Traffic control. I'm going in!

 

Dispatch: We need a squad car and an ambulance at Palomino Creek right now!

Dispatch 2: Relax asshole, people die everyday!

Dispatch: Well f*ck you!

Edited by ExTreMzoR

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Zera

That orange ped:

 

 

It's laundry day huh?

 

You spend clothes money on crack huh?

 

 

EDIT: Also, CJ replying negatively: Like I give a f**k what YOU think.

 

 

Edited by Zera

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Mixolydian

Ballas: Grove St. momma sucks my dick

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manofpeace

Orange ped when someone dies: Well, your drawers don't smell too bad.

Orange ped when you bump into his car: Now I gotta steal another car!

Hobo ped in Ganton: When I find that Chuwawa(sp?), I'm gonna kill it!

Cluckin' Bell Guy: Cluckity f*ck, what do you want?

line 2: Only 10% Guano!

line 3: The bone fragments aren't harmful, sir.

line 4: I hope you choke-a-doodle-do!

line 5: If you come back, you're a moron.

Well Stacked Pizza co. Guy: What do you want?

line 2: We're out of napkins!

line 3: Nice and Cheesy does it!

line 4: Be careful, it's hot!

line 5: Wha....? Uh.. Oh.

Big Smoke(Drive Thru):I'll have 2 #9's, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, 2 #45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Big Smoke(Big Smoke): As it says in the book, we are blessed, and cursed.

CJ: What f*ckin' book?

GSF when you go off a big jump: CJ, you ain't no pilot!

line 2: Holy Shhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt!!!!

line 3: You tryin' to kill us?

Cop chasing CJ: Stop! I'm actually a social worker in this uniform!

line 2: Wait, I just want to talk to you!

 

 

 

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XN22

I'M THE MAN IN THE PLACE! I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, GOT A GUN IN MY WAIST!

 

- OG Loc

 

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dogg_father153

fat cj:wen he kills a ped got some lunch money lol or somthing liek that

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Dan_1983

The black guy who thinks he is tough: "Steroids make your dick do what?"

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dam8

"take your bs some place else"

 

is it possible to use a program to down load these ?

 

preffebly for the ps2

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cold fusion 33

Cj crashes car: did you buy your licence!

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WarPaz

(Reviving que topic?)

 

The most classic of all:

 

-Hey, CJ!

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Th3MaN1

"Does the pope sh*t in the woods?"

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One Man Standing

So, I thought GTA SAN ANDREAS had much humor, mine is "Keep up motherf*cker!" in the first mission by Ryder, or "we always were here fool" When CJ says he ain't leaving, cause his family & friends are here :D

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Raz3r95

,,don't make me get out of my seat''

Angry driver when i blocked the road for too long lmao

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lil weasel

Anybody wondering? The other six topics of this title have broken links or have otherwise disappeared.

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Jioyt 123

Maybe its because of mysterious little green men taking our Website information and deleting it. Also LW, the way my mind takes you're post is as if some ones been murdered... Creepy

 

 

My favo... Best quote would be (i have two, sorry) the convocation between CJ, Ryder and the shopkeeper in the mission"Ryder" and the convocations in the mission "Drive-by"

 

"All it is, is CJ drive here, CJ drive there, Bullsh*t!"

Edited by Jioyt 123

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