[GTAO] Stupid Pleasures That Make You Chuckle

[SHADOW OPS]

Listening to randoms rage at me as I sit there. Quiet and smiling.

[interfreak]

Grove Street Troll

Drive into Grove Street, call the cops. Just as they arrive melee a gang member and watch 20 red dots appear around you and fire.

Take cover, and watch the fight with police commence. If you're lucky you'll see three or more units arrive for backup - the ensuing fight is glorious.

It's the psycho in the back!

Drive to the La Puerta Highway bridge (southern side of map), find a Tipper with no load in the back - make sure its the version with the flat ledge close to the cab, as you can take shelter on all 4 sides of the tray.



Make it stop and jump in the back, then start firing at traffic. Your driver will flee in terror, I practice my sniping skills on the panicked drivers around me. Bonus points if you can get 5 stars and your driver is still alive to see it, mega bonus points if you can get him to do a whole loop of the map.

Edited October 16, 2017 by interfreak

[secrecy274]

Start Haulage in the A-Hauler and laugh as all the low levels (and many high levels) frantically tries to destroy the Trailer.

[Turbulence]

Get five stars in the Phantom Custom and do laps around a group of players fighting each other.

[The Wandering Hunter]

driving the rumpo

 

no idea why i like it over all the supers and sh*t

[Coranub]

Grove Street Troll

 

Drive into Grove Street, call the cops. Just as they arrive melee a gang member and watch 20 red dots appear around you and fire.

 

Take cover, and watch the fight with police commence. If you're lucky you'll see three or more units arrive for backup - the ensuing fight is glorious.

 

 

 

This is what me and my friend call a Yo war.Yoyo`s Vs Cops Vs Tacos .

[Snoopbr]

Crushing bikes with heavy vehicles till they explode.
Planting mines outside LS Customs. It's so satisfying.

[dragosani00]

Camping outside the most popular I/O garage when someone's stolen a car, timing the 'Off the rader' right and machine gunning them as they innocently pull into the yard to either store or take the car to the police station. Then immediately resign from CEO and go passive & watch them rage/try and kill you but end up getting killed repeatedly by gang members or cops.

[DankMemeSupplier]

Camping outside the most popular I/O garage when someone's stolen a car, timing the 'Off the rader' right and machine gunning them as they innocently pull into the yard to either store or take the car to the police station. Then immediately resign from CEO and go passive & watch them rage/try and kill you but end up getting killed repeatedly by gang members or cops.

Typical tryhard.

[hugh750]

 

Camping outside the most popular I/O garage when someone's stolen a car, timing the 'Off the rader' right and machine gunning them as they innocently pull into the yard to either store or take the car to the police station. Then immediately resign from CEO and go passive & watch them rage/try and kill you but end up getting killed repeatedly by gang members or cops.

Typical tryhard.

 

i've had it happen to me.

[SHADOW OPS]

Popping low levels tires with my Nightshark and then ramming them until the car explodes.

[WannaDJ]

Pedestrian Knockdown:

 

Running into pedestrians, just to know them over. Simple, yet so satisfying!

What I do everytime I'm on-call waiting for a premium race or something, lol.

[secrecy274]

Camping outside the most popular I/O garage when someone's stolen a car, timing the 'Off the rader' right and machine gunning them as they innocently pull into the yard to either store or take the car to the police station. Then immediately resign from CEO and go passive & watch them rage/try and kill you but end up getting killed repeatedly by gang members or cops.

Always fun to send a mugger after people like you and then casually drive into the garage when you're on your ass.

[SoDank_ItPainsMe]

Being run over and instantly wasted at high speed by someone I didn't see, and running over and instantly wasting someone who didn't see me.

 

I enjoy both equally, the death splat is exquisite.

[HonorableMan]

Handling stupid trolls in Kurumas or tasteless supercars, in a five step process.

 

1. Get out of vehicle

2. Gird loins

3. Combat roll out of the way at the last moment

4. Perform a headshot with the Pistol Mk.II

5. Get back in vehicle and drive away

[Smooth Longsack]

Being run over and instantly wasted at high speed by someone I didn't see, and running over and instantly wasting someone who didn't see me.

 

I enjoy both equally, the death splat is exquisite.

Agreed. I nailed a guy with the mission phantom wedge, at full speed and ghost org activated. I've got people with jet wings at full speed that didn't fly as far! The phantom splat was my favorite.

 

 

My guilty pleasure is enticing people into dogfights. It has been for years now. GR and SR were the holy grail dlc's for me.

[TankGirl]

If i see someone constantly ewo'ing I will get a car put stickies on it and follow them around while in passive till I have the perfect opportunity to blow them up.

Edited October 19, 2017 by TankGirl

[Dr.Rosenthal]

Once I ran over another player at full speed while looking in the rearview mirror, killing him instantly. Didn't see him crossing the street or nothing, I just saw a bloody mess covering my screen all of a sudden. A most unfortunate sunday stroll for him. Had a good laugh at that.

 

I also enjoy sending associates flying with the rotors of a helicopter.. However I never intend to do it. Just fun when it happens.

 

Getting NPC's to fight each other is always fun.

 

Also; I like hanging up on Ron (who doesn't?) when he's just proclaimed his "HEEEEYYYYY" *click*.

[hotrats773]

Was going to start a new thread but this seems appropriate here.

 

I always got a chuckle out of seeing my character rocking out to whatever was on the radio while idle. It seems that animation has been removed? Can anyone confirm?

[No Use For A Name]

Discovered something fun while dicking around at Zancudo. Had a wanted level outside of the fence to the north, so naturally tanks were coming after me. Only problem, the fence is impenetrable and explosives blow up on impact. This causes hilarity when AI are programmed to come after you like rabid dogs. I had several tanks blowing themselves up and causing a domino effect with anything else that came after me...which was the entire military. Ill post a pic when I get back inside

 

Edited October 20, 2017 by Coninefan

[Rafae]

Was going to start a new thread but this seems appropriate here.

 

I always got a chuckle out of seeing my character rocking out to whatever was on the radio while idle. It seems that animation has been removed? Can anyone confirm?

 

Nope, still there. I get a kick out of it too lol

[Sanches]

Riding unpopular vehicles.
Since im not into races or anything competetive in Online, i enjoy riding nice/classic-looking vehicles. I got a garage, full of sedans, pickups, ect. (yeah, you can't judge a taste)
Especially i like to ride: Dominator, Emperor, Mesa, Tug, Akuma.

 

 

Edited October 20, 2017 by Sanches

[dragosani00]

 

 

Camping outside the most popular I/O garage when someone's stolen a car, timing the 'Off the rader' right and machine gunning them as they innocently pull into the yard to either store or take the car to the police station. Then immediately resign from CEO and go passive & watch them rage/try and kill you but end up getting killed repeatedly by gang members or cops.

Typical tryhard.

 

i've had it happen to me.

 

 

Someone did it to me which is what prompted me to try it, the one thing about going on the odd rampage or being an arse every now and again is that when someone does the same to me now it doesn't really bother me at all as I just think "Ha, I have done that to others so fair enough". Very little annoys me about being griefed or ambushed anymore.

[secrecy274]

This, this is my guilty pleasure.

 

 

 

Just waiting them in, let them waste their ammo, then just kill them with a few shots.

[Watain]

Push an NPC off a cliff

 

Pick a fight with a random NPC, get to a cliff, roof or any other kind of high point with steep falls. Run around in circles, bump into the NPC, make "it" fall down to its death - hysterically fun!

 

 

Honk spammer

 

When behind an NPC in traffic, just spam the honk. Watch the NPC get stressed out, take off and then continue to pursue it. Keep on spamming the honk as you do - and watch the traffic chaos ensue.

 

 

Picking up a hooker

 

Perhaps not that special, but there's still something very fun about it. I mean, the comments the hookers make as you nail 'em are just gold. And besides, in GTA you can't get venereal diseases. I'd say it's a double win!

Edited October 20, 2017 by Watain

[SHADOW OPS]

Listening to randoms fight.