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I Hope There Is Realistic Moonshine in the Game!


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After a long hunting session, I want Arthur to be able to sit down near a campfire, whip out a jug of moonshine, and have the experience of a life time. If this isn't confirmed as a feature, I'm afraid I'll have to cancel my pre-order for both consoles.

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Personally more excited for rocket-powered horses with machine guns and homing missiles. But I'll take realistic bacon, too.

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Personally more excited for rocket-powered horses with machine guns and homing missiles. But I'll take realistic bacon, too.

Sadly something like this could happen

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You can't repeat the magic of realistic steak. I appreciate the effort, but that was a once in a lifetime flash of inspiration.

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At least we have realistic horse penis

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At least we have realistic horse penis

We had that in one cutscene in RDR1 when Irish fondles the stallion after him and John get off of the barge.
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At least we have realistic horse penis

We had that in one cutscene in RDR1 when Irish fondles the stallion after him and John get off of the barge.

 

And now all horses and animals have penis, look how far the Rage engine has come

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Will the horse sh*t too

Yes and each sh*t will realisticly grow older over time until it becomes one with the ground and a flower will grow out of the spot. Edited by fashion
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At least we have realistic horse penis

We had that in one cutscene in RDR1 when Irish fondles the stallion after him and John get off of the barge.

 

 

 

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I read that as "We had that in one cutscene in RDR1 when Irish fondles the stallion after him and John gets off on the barge." I was like "what game you playing, dude??"

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I wanna do a Moonshield. :evilgrin::evilgrin:

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After a long hunting session, I want Arthur to be able to sit down near a campfire, whip out a jug of moonshine, and have the experience of a life time. If this isn't confirmed as a feature, I'm afraid I'll have to cancel my pre-order for both consoles.

>Pre-order on both console.

 

Nice bait.

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Here you go, in case you didn't allready notice. I should consider reading threads more closely instead of just skimming right through them, f*ck me, he meant the alcohol.

 

That's the best moonshine I have seen in a game so far.

 

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After a long hunting session, I want Arthur to be able to sit down near a campfire, whip out a jug of moonshine, and have the experience of a life time. If this isn't confirmed as a feature, I'm afraid I'll have to cancel my pre-order for both consoles.

Moonshine and Campfire? IDK man. That seems like something Marston would do. Arthur seems more of a generic, careless and uninteresting character, so I wouldn't really expect this sort of feature character wise. But it'd be neat to have this.

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Coming to think of it, you will also need a realistic steak to go with that moonshine.

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Here you go, in case you didn't allready notice. I should consider reading threads more closely instead of just skimming right through them, f*ck me, he meant the alcohol.

 

That's the best moonshine I have seen in a game so far.

 

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That's funny

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At least we have realistic horse penis

weirdoZello's not a weirdo, trust me. If he was, my milestone threads would've given him a good laugh. :p
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I hope there is realistic moonshine in the game. I don't want to just drink it and get dizzy for a while with blurred vision. I want to feel the hangover for two days after. Can't run fast, aim is all off and I puke when I ride my horse. Cause realism.

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Cutter De Blanc

Was drinking with Jack once in Escalera, he ordered a pulque, drank it, wobbled around for a second, then slammed his face into the counter and fell on the ground. I laughed for a good five minutes.

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I hope there is realistic Sasparilla in the game.

I want to mosey on up to the bar:

"Barkeep! One sasparilla, pronto!"

"Here you are partner, one ice cold sasparilla."

"Thank you kindly my good man!"

[lifts glass of sasparilla to lips, opens mouth, tips glass, swallows]

"Aaackack!" coughs, chokes, spits out sasparilla onto the floor,"why the f*ck do I keep ordering that disgusting sh*t!?!"

 

Seriously, f*ck sasparilla.

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After a long hunting session, I want Arthur to be able to sit down near a campfire, whip out a jug of moonshine, and have the experience of a life time. If this isn't confirmed as a feature, I'm afraid I'll have to cancel my pre-order for both consoles.

Yeah, because the missions in GTAV where Michael got high were *so much* fun. :p

 

Getting drunk interactively is one thing, so you can stumble around and fall off your horse. But I don't need those forced "bad trip" missions with evil aliens attacking.

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I do hope there is more of a realistic feel to the game. GTA IV was great, though it's not everyone's bag of tea. V was nice, but a bit cartoonish. So I hope we go back to some of the gritty realism in RDR2. It would seem to fir the location and theme.

 

 

Oh and more drunk effects too! Want to see that on a horse!

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