Oppressor hate and ridicule thread

[Benny Guy 6,022]

On 4/22/2019 at 1:16 PM, RyuNova said:

 

Buy a Thruster, its everything the MkII is and actually fun.

So I bought one! And it's a fun lil' machine.

 

Come to think of it, if I were to get my cargo destroyed by anything, i'd much prefer it being the Thruster. Something that'd take actual skill to grief with, nice and balanced with the short missile delay.

 

I dunno, seems like the one weaponized small air vehicle that doesn't make the average player look like a total asshole when using it for killing or destroying stuff.

[RyuNova 12,018]

1 hour ago, CanadianMuscle said:

So I bought one! And it's a fun lil' machine.

 

Come to think of it, if I were to get my cargo destroyed by anything, i'd much prefer it being the Thruster. Something that'd take actual skill to grief with, nice and balanced with the short missile delay.

 

I dunno, seems like the one weaponized small air vehicle that doesn't make the average player look like a total asshole when using it for killing or destroying stuff.

 

Its basically a tiny Buzzard without the blades so it can go anywhere.

[BOOGIEMAN219 1,132]

 

 

Edited April 24, 2019 by BOOGIEMAN219

[BOOGIEMAN219 1,132]

 

[Happy Hunter 52,532]

Just want everyone to know I still dislike this thing.

[Urban Legends 665]

18 hours ago, Happy Hunter said:

Just want everyone to know I still dislike this thing.

I like you. I like you alot. 

[BOOGIEMAN219 1,132]

 

[wizooord 3,856]

I just want it on record that I too dislike this thing.

I avoid public lobbies since like 2016 so I never actually been griefed by one, I only ever encounter them in contact missions and still I hate it to the bone.

Best case scenario the flying f*ck controlling it is a trigger happy 12 yo and he blows up the objective early on so I can gtfo asap, Worst case they are eager to get everywhere first, do everything way too fast and finish mission after mission for half the payout while boring the other players.

 

Delete this piece of sh*t, its MK1 daddy and deluxo mommy too. And all its weaponized energized supersized f*cking retarded cousins while you're at it. Make GTA great again.

[KittySteph 144]

I hate them. Why can't rockstar see that they completely ruin free roam. They spoil all the activities and can ruin all your deliveries and they dont take any skill to just spoil the game for everyone.

[ilovefreebird 1,965]

17 hours ago, wizooord said:

its MK1 daddy and deluxo mommy too.

Meh, these two aren't hard to deal with anymore. I think they should be taken out on account of being fake and futuristic and stupid, but not due to griefing purposes.

 

Nothing holds a candle to the MKII. It needs to be removed completely.

[Happy Hunter 52,532]

This thing really is a stain on GTA. Much worse than any steep prices or cash cards or whatever - it's just a big chunk of the game shat on. Shame. Why would you ruin a game people used to have a good deal of praise for?

 

None of that does it justice though. It's worse than that. Designed to dumb people down. Insidious thing. Stops people reaching their potential.

[ilovefreebird 1,965]

2 hours ago, Happy Hunter said:

None of that does it justice though. It's worse than that. Designed to dumb people down. Insidious thing. Stops people reaching their potential.

It used to be that someone with a high KD was to be avoided. But now, half the lobby is over 2.00 because of their Win-Mobile and I'm not usually too worried cause they can't fight any other way.

 

Stupid machine.

[Benny Guy 6,022]

R* really overdid themselves on this one. We could've stayed with the original Oppressor and it would have been a-okay...but nooooooo; they just had to introduce the MKII.

 

The perfect flying dildo for the oppressed and the depressed!

 

Also, I should mention the Up-n-Atomizer is an excellent counter for the MKII if your aim on-foot is good. That and the ability to use it while driving the Dune FAV (by entering the passenger seat with it) makes certain Gunrunning sales a hell of a lot easier.

[SHOKKERZ91 5,083]

Try this with any other bike.

 

 

 

[BOOGIEMAN219 1,132]

I found this hilarious, don't know how I got him.

 

He chased me around the map spamming missiles so I quickly went off radar and grabbed a pyro.

 

 

 

[Urban Legends 665]

You gotta keep the Mark 1 OP.  But this thing is just... Have some respect for yourself!

 

If your old and tired of GTA maybe just go play the classics? Cause honestly if I see you on this thing I just pass judgement on you as a person...

 

I mean.. thee most special vehicle in the game and it doesnt even spawn from a special menu.. What a fyckin load of crap rockstar. Stupid ass children.. f*ckin... got zero motorcycle club business and they go back and forth now from CEO TO MC...

 

I'd rather spend 200 USD on a Tiger Woods game from 8 years ago then a f*ckin rotten penny on GTA Online..

 

What a joke 😂 😂 

[Happy Hunter 52,532]

Not mine, but pretty heroic.

 

 

[Piro 15,528]

I noticed that now they usually just run away from Fully Loaded R2ks

So here's what i did the last time I was in a lobby full of noobtubes:

- start Haulage vip mission
- use MOC instead of a normal truck 
- watch 5 noobtubes fallow you trying to blow you up (don't worry about the trailor, its indestructible) 
- use flare gun to annoy them even more
- when they get right behind you hit your brakes and they will blow themselves up

You can also use it to lure them into a tunnel filled with proxy mines 

[Urban Legends 665]

Hold this Zzzzzz while I try to care about your text messages 😂 😂 

 

Mark 1 OP is so much fun! #2 is cancer

[Happy Hunter 52,532]

It'd be funny if every time they tried to shoot a missile they just blew up.

[Benny Guy 6,022]

21 hours ago, Piro said:

I noticed that now they usually just run away from Fully Loaded R2ks

So here's what i did the last time I was in a lobby full of noobtubes:

- start Haulage vip mission
- use MOC instead of a normal truck 
- watch 5 noobtubes fallow you trying to blow you up (don't worry about the trailor, its indestructible) 
- use flare gun to annoy them even more
- when they get right behind you hit your brakes and they will blow themselves up

You can also use it to lure them into a tunnel filled with proxy mines 

I'm definitely gonna try this. 👍

[Lemoyne outlaw 1,896]

while i do admit that i own a mk 2. i really dont like having it in the game. i mostly bought mine for defense. and for its convenient transportation. but i really wish they never added them. they are very stupid and super unrealistic for this type of game. i really hope they dont add this crap in gta 6. if they want to add flying bikes and futuristic crap like those stupid laser guns they added recently. they should make a futuristic game. but keep it out of gta.

[ten-a-penny 7,137]

Boy is the regular Oppressor fun. It's actually fair. Sure, "I Win!" missiles and all, but the simplest nudge while you're airborne means the fall to your death. And you can't fly around completely, you still need to land and wait for the booster to refill.

 

Noontube? Not so much. Airborne 24/7. Dumb game classifies it as a bike so infinite noobtubes thru the MCMenu. OP missiles. CAN HAVE COUNTERMEASURES. Even the might of the sky (Hydra) can't fight it. Fck the Broomstick.

[Urban Legends 665]

Total genius flying his "bike" over my cocaine lock-up today.. I pull out my trusty Bullpup Rifle and start unloading on him.. Tat tat tat tat...  Poof.. Countermeasures! 

 

Like... helloooo!! Im shooting you with a rifle...not a homimg rpg. 

 

Please dont group yourself with these people! I'm telling ya

 

 

[Benny Guy 6,022]

F*ck...the MKII shouldn't have countermeasures.

 

I wouldn't mind it on the original Oppressor, but not some "improved" futuristic hovering piece of sh*t.

[Arrows to Athens 18,261]

Tired of seeing this sh*t everywhere. I miss the old days where players would be cruising around in their suped up cars. 

[Pedinhuh 17,632]

On 5/13/2019 at 8:27 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

Tired of seeing this sh*t everywhere. I miss the old days where players would be cruising around in their suped up cars. 

I can't believe I'm saying this but I long for days of zentorno/entity xf drivers...One grenade could deal with them at least.

 

Yesterday I had my first car chase against a player with a bounty in months, MONTHS! The thrill of the chase was so much I actually struggled to keep up with my target, he was in a supped up BF Injection while I was in a Deviant but he went off-road.

 

This kind of experience is becoming more and more rarer in this game because of the OP Mk2, OP Mk1 and the over abundance of personal vehicles with missiles in general...Such a f*cking shame.

Edited May 15, 2019 by Pedinhuh

[Arrows to Athens 18,261]

2 hours ago, Pedinhuh said:

I can't believe I'm saying this but I long for days of zentorno/entity xf drivers...One grenade could deal with them at least.

 

Yesterday I had my first car chase against a player with a bounty in months, MONTHS! The thrill of the chase was so much I actually struggled to keep up with my target, he was in a supped up BF Injection while I was in a Deviant but he went off-road.

 

This kind of experience is becoming more and more rarer in this game because of the OP Mk2, OP Mk2 and the over abundance of personal vehicles with missiles in general...Such a f*cking shame.

OMG I miss car bounty chases! I remember back in last gen, I would I have a bounty on my head, and I would be in my Brawler and get away from everyone. I would go off-road, and they would all struggle to get me.

 

Fun times. 

[Standard Deluxe 59 10,759]

On 5/13/2019 at 1:48 PM, Urban Legends said:

Tat tat tat tat...  Poof.. Countermeasures! 

 

Like... helloooo!! Im shooting you with a rifle...not a homimg rpg. 

Bear in mind that the average No Skill Required Mobile MKII user barely has 3 functioning brain cells. Obviously in his head flares should redirect bullets too and chaff should kill your auto aim lock on. 

[Arrows to Athens 18,261]

Beautiful.