Oppressor hate and ridicule thread

[Nyamber]

...I guess its safe to say none of you have bothered customizing your harry potter broomsticks?

I don't even own one. Never will.

[delorianlazarus]

I was thinking of buying one just to put an ignition bomb, or just to repeatedly blow it up.

 

 

But then I remembered there are already dozens of douches driving it around, so I just need to wait for one to satisfy my thirst for blood and flames

[Happy Hunter]

I caught a random trying to set mine on fire with a Jerry Can earlier (I'd just finished a Biker Sell mission, had used it to get there faster - can't spawn the Buzzard as an MC sadly).

 

I kind of wish I'd let him. I just bumped into him, shot him in a spur of the moment reaction. But now I feel like I should have made my character do a thumbs up gesture instead. Honourable guy, quite proud of him actually.

[Happy Hunter]

 

[tommyguns]

Ended up going against a 2 person MC who were causing a bunch of people problems. And tonight was a first, not in a good way either. It was the first time I've been killed by an oppressor...though I'm calling mitigating circumstances

 

I had already scored 3 kills on them & I got cocky, driving right at one of them in my insurgent, they pulled a minigun and shot me out. Then the games wonderful spawns decided to drop me about 100 yards down the street from the other one, who was on their oppressor. I got spawned right in line with it, I didn't even have time to take a step before I was dead again.

 

This annoyed me, but it was custom NPC car spawning time. So I went off, sold the first & got a few more to restock my garage. Then headed back to the office, stocked up on snacks, and called in the heavy armor, my Phantom. I caught them as they were occupied spawn killing some low levels. The first was in a car, which I flipped, tossed a sticky on and drove off before detonating. 1 street down his friend who was 400 ranks higher than me had just climbed onto his oppressor when I hit him at full speed, killing him instantly. I carried on and turned, catching the other one in the same way, just climbing onto their oppressor, and flattening him with my truck. I turned again and headed after the other one again, he boosted off and I chased him down the long straight from vinewood down past arcadius & managed to shoot him off his bike as his glide failed.

 

At that, first one & then a few seconds later, his friend, left the session so I called it a night.

 

I dont know what's going on. For a long while I just wasn't seeing oppressors, now it seems they are having a resurgence.

Edited November 6, 2017 by tommyguns

[delorianlazarus]

I caught a random trying to set mine on fire with a Jerry Can earlier (I'd just finished a Biker Sell mission, had used it to get there faster - can't spawn the Buzzard as an MC sadly).

 

I kind of wish I'd let him. I just bumped into him, shot him in a spur of the moment reaction. But now I feel like I should have made my character do a thumbs up gesture instead. Honourable guy, quite proud of him actually.

Maybe a reader of this thread ?

[SHOKKERZ91]

They getting kind of rare now.

[HeavyDuke]

When doing any kind of activity online, these oppressor riders are like freakin crabs trying to grab some underdeveloped small boobies.

 

 

[delorianlazarus]

^

omg

Kinda gross actually, I do feel pain for him.

When I shot this little lvl 28 fuc*er, and when I stole his ugly bike while he was raging and calling me hacker, and when I killed him in his (apparently) only Pegasus aircraft with his own missiles (a Jetsam Cargobob,) he reminded me the video you just posted.

 

Thanks for the laugh, bro

 

EDIT

shark cards are a real threat, no way such a beginning dude can spend so much money

Edited November 7, 2017 by delorianlazarus

[DangerZ0neX]

Hello, my friends. Today, I present to you not only one, but three Oppressors blown up traditionally via Hydra and a fourth being grilled by the Nokota.

 

 

 

[SHOKKERZ91]

[Happy Hunter]

Ha!

 

 

Another one pushed back into passive mode.

 

 

Gonna be great in 12 days - I can really drive their population down then.

[Happy Hunter]

Some sh*t trying to get easy pickings off people trying to take off.

 

[MeisterJazz]

I'm starting to have a resentment for this thing. Getting real sick of all the f*ckers who grief with this thing so I've been eviscerating them a lot with my rouge. Kinda wanna sell mines tbh.

[Happy Hunter]

I'm starting to have a resentment for this thing. Getting real sick of all the f*ckers who grief with this thing so I've been eviscerating them a lot with my rouge. Kinda wanna sell mines tbh.

Funnily enough I was considering selling my own lately too actually. Only big thing is that it's quite good when you have to be an MC - since you can't spawn your Buzzard with you, you kind of want something to get you around quickly.

 

Then again, I could just shut down my coke factory, and then I don't need to be an MC again lol. It's usually when I have to wait for supplies to arrive that I'm stuck being an MC.

 

Do you know how much it gets you if you sell it? Could go towards more aircraft for me.

[MeisterJazz]

 

I'm starting to have a resentment for this thing. Getting real sick of all the f*ckers who grief with this thing so I've been eviscerating them a lot with my rouge. Kinda wanna sell mines tbh.

Funnily enough I was considering selling my own lately too actually. Only big thing is that it's quite good when you have to be an MC - since you can't spawn your Buzzard with you, you kind of want something to get you around quickly.

 

Then again, I could just shut down my coke factory, and then I don't need to be an MC again lol. It's usually when I have to wait for supplies to arrive that I'm stuck being an MC.

 

Do you know how much it gets you if you sell it? Could go towards more aircraft for me.

 

Omg yes that's the main reason I use mines too, just for quick trips and stuff but I have other fast bikes so meh. As for the sell price im gonna say 1.1 to 1.3 mil if my memory is correct. 1.5 mil would be stretching it but hey it'll definitely help towards your baby.

[delorianlazarus]

I stalked a dude yesterday with my Alpha, going full speed, using green smoke, and cutting him while he was either on ground or in the air.

 

He got upset and shot missiles, but the Alpha is just too agile.

 

He stopped paying attention to my constant stunting right under his nose despite being really annoying, after about 10 minutes of harassment I followed him everywhere, including under Zancudo tunnel.

This plane is some magic...

He went for SS airfield, and he stole a car for an IE mission (the race mission). I guess he assumed I wasn't a threat in a non-armed stunt plane, only buzzing at his ears and scratching the paint on the pavement or on bridges' underbelly.

 

I waited for him to take the car, and once he left: I landed and I blew it up simply, quickly, without special emotion or anything. Now it's just like the daily objective. It could be called "keep the city clean" or something.

No hate mail this time, maybe he didn't even notice.

 

It was painted black with white stripes. Or white with black stripes, how the hell should I know.

A flying zebra.

It was a burning non-flying zebra at the end.

Edited November 9, 2017 by delorianlazarus

[Shadowfennekin]

How is this sh*t still around?!

Every jet hating thread that ever got made got put down within three pages. -_-

 

It's not even that hard to kill a f*cking Oppressor. Unlike a jet.

Just get out of whatever vehicle you're in and kill the sucker.

 

But hey, most of you are helisexuals and hypocrits

[delorianlazarus]

It's not even that hard to kill a f*cking Oppressor. Unlike a jet.

Just get out of whatever vehicle you're in and kill the sucker.

 

We totally agree on something at least

 

Don't go flaming, mods will get angry. It's a game you know...

[SHOKKERZ91]

How is this sh*t still around?!

Every jet hating thread that ever got made got put down within three pages. -_-

 

It's not even that hard to kill a f*cking Oppressor. Unlike a jet.

Just get out of whatever vehicle you're in and kill the sucker.

 

But hey, most of you are helisexuals and hypocrits

 

No need to leave the vehicle. Just a nice little swoop with the cannon and it blows up.

Jets are not hard to kill. Nothing a heavy with some BST can´t handle. Janitors should wipe the floor with the broomstick, not flying around like some Harry Potter-wannabe. We just send them mobbing again.

[Pedinhuh]

How is this sh*t still around?!

Every jet hating thread that ever got made got put down within three pages. -_-

 

It's not even that hard to kill a f*cking Oppressor. Unlike a jet.

Just get out of whatever vehicle you're in and kill the sucker.

 

But hey, most of you are helisexuals and hypocrits

This thread is still around because it's the only one dedicated for this matter, having this thread helps with organization of the forum and avoids other threads of the subject being created.

 

Jet threads quickly gets locked because there is an thread exclusive to discuss jets and bash them, which had been buried because aren't that much of a problem anymore.

[Happy Hunter]

How is this sh*t still around?!

Every jet hating thread that ever got made got put down within three pages. -_-

Pretty sure there was a 50+ page long one back in the day.

 

This thing's worse if the rider has half a brain anyway. A much smaller target for snipers, has sh*tty insurance and no cooldowns, plus it can divebomb just like a jet ... Which makes it kind of strange that so many of the people who hate jets like it.

 

It's not even that hard to kill a f*cking Oppressor. Unlike a jet.

Just get out of whatever vehicle you're in and kill the sucker.

 

But hey, most of you are helisexuals and hypocrits

That'll only work if they're retarded and attack from a bum angle. Most of them are, granted, but that doesn't say anything about the vehicle itself.

 

I don't see how helisexuals are hypocrites. We don't lump 20K insurance on people. Plus snowballs destroy our vehicles, and they're much harder to dodge missiles in. And we have to collect ours or have cooldowns.

 

Meh, this jet-lite turd-bike deserves to be hunted.

[Da Elite Ninjah]

You complain about people on oppressors but in the video's you guys fly around in jets.... How ironic....

[delorianlazarus]

You complain about people on oppressors but in the video's you guys fly around in jets.... How ironic....

Hell yeah.

I agree bro.

You're right.

 

We should hunt them on foot too, not only with jets, helis or cars...

 

 

...But since they can't lock on a walking guy they never approach.

So you guys don't give us much choice

[SHOKKERZ91]

 

You complain about people on oppressors but in the video's you guys fly around in jets.... How ironic....

Hell yeah.

I agree bro.

You're right.

 

We should hunt them on foot too, not only with jets, helis or cars...

 

 

...But since they can't lock on a walking guy they never approach.

So you guys don't give us much choice

 

 

Always funny when a broomstick driver thinks "mhm, savage. easy prey." but get´s cannoned.

Edited November 9, 2017 by SHOKKERZ91

[tommyguns]

How is this sh*t still around?!

Every jet hating thread that ever got made got put down within three pages. -_-

 

It's not even that hard to kill a f*cking Oppressor. Unlike a jet.

Just get out of whatever vehicle you're in and kill the sucker.

 

But hey, most of you are helisexuals and hypocrits

1. As soon as I approach them on foot, they mostly fly off because they know they can no longer lock onto me.

 

2. If you destroy a jet, you don't get charged 20K

 

3. Jets can't be returned and then instantly respawned at your feet to repair them, or supply a new one, if destroyed, within a few seconds of respawning.

 

4. Jets can't infiltrate most cover in the game. They can't go inside multi storey car parks, they can't go Into the subways etc.

 

5. Planes actually exist. Flying rocket bikes that spam missiles do not. Jets do not break my immersion, flying rocket bikes do.

 

6. Yeah, I am a part of helisexuality. In this instance, to be a hypocrite, I would have to use an oppressor to spawn kill low levels and destroy peoples sales. I have never done either. If you mean its because I kill oppressor riders, yes I do. I kill them because every single one I've seen in use, was....spawn killing low levels and being used to go after peoples business stuff.

Edited November 9, 2017 by tommyguns

[SHOKKERZ91]

Another one.

 

[Black-Dragon96]

 

 

You complain about people on oppressors but in the video's you guys fly around in jets.... How ironic....

Hell yeah.

I agree bro.

You're right.

 

We should hunt them on foot too, not only with jets, helis or cars...

 

 

...But since they can't lock on a walking guy they never approach.

So you guys don't give us much choice

 

Always funny when a broomstick driver thinks "mhm, savage. easy prey." but get´s cannoned.

Or chopped to pieces with the blades.

[HonorableMan]

How can you people even see those tiny little things when you're in the air? I can never see them, just hear the beeping and then sometimes a flying bike will bounce off me.

[SHOKKERZ91]

How can you people even see those tiny little things when you're in the air? I can never see them, just hear the beeping and then sometimes a flying bike will bounce off me.

 

Use a lock-on rocket to spot them and then cannon them.