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jaljax

Funniest Pedestrian Quote's In The Series

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jaljax

Opinion based Topic

 

I find the best one's and most known one's are the one's from the 3D Era

 

Like these one's for example:

(Gta VC) Don't make me run,i'll get all sweaty

(Gta LCS) I gotta a date with a cheese deluxe

(Gta 3) That's my mummy's car!

 

Post the quote's you think the funniest and opinion's

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Donatello

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Gokuzbu

I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!

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universetwisters

MY

 

MOTHERS

 

MY

 

SISTER

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ViceOfLiberty

Step on. SLAM BABY! Uh huh huh, I'm burnin' Love! Step on. YEAH! (background: I told ya he was alive!)

Edited by ViceOfLiberty

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Trooper Fera

Robot man juice!

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jaljax

What about... The Preacher from Gta IV lol?

 

Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it!

Are we truly living in a world of pain?

You're all going to hell!

You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire!

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D9fred95

Move fool, I'm trying to save the world here.

 

-LSPD ped

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Femme Fatale

In the navy!

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Johnny Spaz

Cheesy Vaginas!

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Algonquin Assassin

MYMOTHERSMYSISTER

I knew there was something funky about you tittytwisters.

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AlbanyEsperanto

You stupid malaka!

(GTA IV)

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SirWillC

Move I'm late for a swinger's party!

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jaljax

In the navy!

That's a classic haha

 

Get me a doughnut I'm hungry!

 

(Gta 3 Ped)

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EkaSwede

"I smoke cause it gives me knowledge!"

 

Also not a quote per se and more of an action. GTA 3 Always amused me how hostile pedestrians could be sometimes. Once I blew up a car and an old lady carrying a pair of hand bags ran up to me and almost roundhouse kicked me to death.

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Queen Elizabeth II

It must be... "I don't have any bananas". (Grand Theft Auto IV)

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Am Shaegar

The Lord sent me to save your thread-bear soul, harlot! Get in the car and remove your filthy vestments, so I my better gaze upon thine corruption! Driver, get us out of here before the devil's right hand snatches this po' girl from salvation!

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IndogamersPro

OG COMING THROUGH, OG COMING THROUGH

-A Ballas member that have slight resemblence with Edd in Ed, Edd and Eddy.

(GTA SA)

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SonnyNapoli

No-one touches my mother. Not even my daddy. - LSPD Officer.

 

You ever been kicked in huevos? - Vagos member

 

Where is that ho-ass sister of mine? - Fat GSF member

 

I'ma kung-fu maniac! - Rimmers GSF member

 

Banging, smoking...smoking and banging, that's me. - Dreadlocks GSF member

Edited by SonnyNapoli

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zombieslayer777

im too high for this sh*t move! [ orange hoodie ped gta sa]

Edited by zombieslayer777

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ClaudeIzABadAzz

That Ese put dust in my weed!

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🖕

I'm the baddest guy in town! - Colombian in LCS

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Johnny Spaz

NOTHING IN MY COFFEE NOTHING IN MY COFFEE

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Ohhh123r

"You want to go to jail bit*h!?" (LSPD Bike officer from GTA SA when he stuck on the traffic)

"My toolbox!" (Construction worker from GTA 3 when get jacked by Claude)

"Save... Meeee!" (Any regular women peds from GTA V)

"My mother's My sister!" (Old man with brown coat from GTA 3)

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Brian_O_Malley

"Somebody call a medic!" ~ Old hobo - GTA3

"I made that fool drink piss." ~ Asshole dressed in blue - GTA:SA

 

"Those white boy's had me on crystal-meth!" ~ Ped dressed in orange with black hat - GTA:SA

 

Also that fat ginger ped in ViceCity, That fart's when u get near

Edited by Brian_O_Malley

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IceDree

"Oh I feel bad for his mama". The LL Cool J looking dude from SA.

 

"I can't dude, I only got a weeny". A male pedestrian from V.

 

"When I get home, Imma smell your deck". A female pedestrian from V.

 

There are plenty more, but those are the ones that popped up to my head.

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R3D-RAB1T

III/LCS

In the navy

Call the YMCA

Get in the back! AHHHHH!

Smoke em if you got em

Its pancake time

It smells like jizz

In all my years!

Hurry up! Im late for a swinging party

Watch it! I sell real estate

 

VC/VCS

Its a free country MOVE!

OOOOHHHH! MY MASSIVE CIGARS!

Move It! I have band to do - i mean see

You dont know how many steroids we take punk!

Me love you a long ass time

Kiss my ass pigboy

Yeah? And your moms a whore!

Go catch the real criminals lady boy!

Edited by R3D-RAB1T

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thalilmythos

"My mother's my sister"

And it's spiritual sucesor on San Andreas

"My brother's my father" By a country girl.

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Esoteric831

Young Man!(GTA III)

 

I smoke cause it gives me knowledge!(GTA SA)

 

What happened to my jazz-age paradise!?(GTA IV)

 

As long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit!(GTA IV)

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HeteroDahmer

I swear I thought she was my second cousin! :lol:

 

III has easily the funniest & most memorable peds.

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