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Will any one of you buy a Lazer for 6.5 million?


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delorianlazarus

Having it for sale and available will reveal the main issue with this plane:

 

50% of GTA players are too stupid to spell LAZER correctly.

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Just for sh*ts and giggles I hope it drops next week. This thing is practically mandatory to fly when dealing with anything else flying out there in SA.

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Just for sh*ts and giggles I hope it drops next week. This thing is practically mandatory to fly when dealing with anything else flying out there in SA.

It's the last thing on Warstock, I'm not expecting it until November.

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Just for sh*ts and giggles I hope it drops next week. This thing is practically mandatory to fly when dealing with anything else flying out there in SA.

It's the last thing on Warstock, I'm not expecting it until November.

 

It's not tied to any content, technically they can release it whenever they want. It would be different if it was like the other aircrafts tied to smugglers run but it isn't.

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Just for sh*ts and giggles I hope it drops next week. This thing is practically mandatory to fly when dealing with anything else flying out there in SA.

It's the last thing on Warstock, I'm not expecting it until November.

 

It's not tied to any content, technically they can release it whenever they want. It would be different if it was like the other aircrafts tied to smugglers run but it isn't.

 

It's last on the web page though. They always release them on the order they're shown on the page. The discounts have nothing to do with it.

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I imagine I will probably buy it eventually, since I always said I would. But it's going to take a targeted sale or something.

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delorianlazarus

 

It's not tied to any content, technically they can release it whenever they want. It would be different if it was like the other aircrafts tied to smugglers run but it isn't.

 

It's last on the web page though. They always release them on the order they're shown on the page. The discounts have nothing to do with it.What web page are you referring to? Edited by delorianlazarus
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It's not tied to any content, technically they can release it whenever they want. It would be different if it was like the other aircrafts tied to smugglers run but it isn't.

 

It's last on the web page though. They always release them on the order they're shown on the page. The discounts have nothing to do with it.
What web page are you referring to?

Warstock and Cache.

 

Question: Will it be a Pegasus vehicle we can optionally store in the hangar, or we will need a hangar to own it?

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delorianlazarus

You have access to a modded version of Warstock to see the Lazer ? Sorry if my question seems dumb, not sure to understand what you mean.

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It's not out yet, it would be the last of the drip-feed to be released with the Hunter or after it.

Regarding its price, this is what you would find in a fully upgraded hangar.

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^ You get a different aspect ratio for all that money, or just the supersonic shock structure? :D

 

I'll take the second one for sure

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Cutter De Blanc

I really can't justify spending 6.5 million on it. That's like 3 Opressors. I'm not made of multi-million dollar motorcycles

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I really can't justify spending 6.5 million on it. That's like 3 Opressors. I'm not made of multi-million dollar motorcycles

Well maybe you should be

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Hydra: call in whenever you want, spawns exactly where you expect it to, costs 3 million

 

Lazer: need to call Mors every time it blows up, spawns in the least convenient place possible, costs nearly 7 million, ugly

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Take a moment to re-read this poem when the Lazer is released.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Your boyfriend just died,

And so will you.

 

The Lazer is here,

So eyes on the maps.

Just a matter of time,

And you'll have prolapse.

 

She's sexy,

A real top looker.

Only problem is,

Can't get a hooker.

 

Fast as they come,

A beautiful feeling.

No better way,

To spend over $6 million.

Beautiful poem. A tear rolled down my cheek reading this.

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Beautiful poem. A tear rolled down my cheek reading this.

Thank you kindly

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For 6.5? It better turn into a transformer

Oh but it does though. It can transform ones anus and bring all the insides to the outside. Some folks call it prolapse. I call it Action/ Reaction.

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For 6.5? It better turn into a transformer

Oh but it does though. It can transform ones anus and bring all the insides to the outside. Some folks call it prolapse. I call it Action/ Reaction.

I call it rosebudding. 🌷

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Official definition of prolapse rosebudding on Wikipedia:

 

"Rosebud pornography, rosebudding or rectal prolapse pornography refers to an anal sex practice which occurs in some extreme encounters with enemy players in and around Los Santos, whereby a skilled fighter jet pilot performs a rectal prolapse on enemy players whereby the walls of the rectum slip out of the anus. A rectal prolapse is a serious medical condition that requires the attention of a medical professional. However, in most cases in Los Santos, it is performed deliberately, mostly using a P996 Lazer Fighter Jet."

 

Would like to take the opportunity to change the beginning of my poem. It should now read,

 

Rosebudding is red,

Violets are blue. Etc

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Not a chance. I could afford 50 of them and still have enough to last me the rest of gtas lifespan but I won't buy it simply out of principal. Most expensive paint Job of all time and you don't even get a glass of champagne with it. Lol

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Yes for both characters.

 

I'd spend another million if you could upgrade the Lazer radio to constantly loop Danger Zone (the song, not the long winded forum poster).

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Hydra: call in whenever you want, spawns exactly where you expect it to, costs 3 million

 

Lazer: need to call Mors every time it blows up, spawns in the least convenient place possible, costs nearly 7 million, ugly

 

+ Hydra is faster than the Lazer as is. And it's almost twice as fast with the

(you can outrun your own missles)
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DrSweatySphincter

Having it for sale and available will reveal the main issue with this plane:

 

50% of GTA players are too stupid to spell LAZER correctly.

Some cant tell the difference between a Lazer and Hydra. I've heard on the game chat people calling aircraft the wrong name lol. Some idiots will probably call the Hunter a Savage.

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