Whats the funniest thing that you see noobs do on GTAO?

[FlacidJack]

Damn I almost forgot about THIS!

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[Mrs. Buzz]

Ever heard pistol fire in your back driving your Insurgent from a <lvl10 in his stolen (insert random NPC car)? A classic - I let 'em fire the hell out their gun first - afterwards either a sticky or u-turn and ramming will end that show. Record was a *tryhard* after 5mins stoped fireing caused by ammoloss I guess.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

 

For me the number 1 stupid thing they do is drive up in a car they have just stolen off the streets and continually honking the horn expecting for you to climb in. Anyone who honks their horn gets an instant bullet to the brain.

Im no stranger too doing this lol but im in passive mode and i have one intention and thats to take the easy way out before i launch the dimwit who stays in the car off the peer

[AmyStone]

 

 

 

For me the number 1 stupid thing they do is drive up in a car they have just stolen off the streets and continually honking the horn expecting for you to climb in. Anyone who honks their horn gets an instant bullet to the brain.

Im no stranger too doing this lol but im in passive mode and i have one intention and thats to take the easy way out before i launch the dimwit who stays in the car off the peer

 

 

Now that I have to try. Haha.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

 

 

 

For me the number 1 stupid thing they do is drive up in a car they have just stolen off the streets and continually honking the horn expecting for you to climb in. Anyone who honks their horn gets an instant bullet to the brain.

Im no stranger too doing this lol but im in passive mode and i have one intention and thats to take the easy way out before i launch the dimwit who stays in the car off the peer

 

 

Now that I have to try. Haha.

 

It never gets old and so many players fall for it

[WillDaBeast74]

As a Newby I have just learned alot of what Not to do lol..

[FlacidJack]

 

For me the number 1 stupid thing they do is drive up in a car they have just stolen off the streets and continually honking the horn expecting for you to climb in. Anyone who honks their horn gets an instant bullet to the brain.

 

Im no stranger too doing this lol but im in passive mode and i have one intention and thats to take the easy way out before i launch the dimwit who stays in the car off the peer lol I'm sad you don't like horns Amy one of my favorite things is installing those musical notes on my cars then honking from start to finish as I drive by players at full speed, it's seriously one of the funniest sounds you'll hear in this game! ("Re" has an extremely annoying pitch sometimes).

It's also classic for PvP on Insurgents and Sharks, those high pitches coming from all angles getting louder and louder makes so many players panic it's bananas. You NEED to try it!

[Matrelith]

 

 

 

Personal experience with a level 1.

[AmyStone]

It never gets old and so many players fall for it

 

 

This was something similar that happened to me and was completely unintentional. I was in passive mode and had a couple of guys continually try to find creating ways to launch vehicles at me to kill me. As I was attempting to get away from them by driving off the top of the car park, one of them decided to hop in. I wasn't expecting to get a kill out of it.

 

 

Edited August 17, 2017 by AmyStone

[FlacidJack]

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That's... BRILLIANT! Plus you survived that!!! Damn gurl!

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

It never gets old and so many players fall for it

 

 

This was something similar that happened to me and was completely unintentional. I was in passive mode and had a couple of guys continually try to find creating ways to launch vehicles at me to kill me. As I was attempting to get away from them by driving off the top of the car park, one of them decided to hop in. I wasn't expecting to get a kill out of it.

 

 

 

Hahaha that is one fine passive kill

[FrugalDangerMan]

 

 

 

 

My favorite thing is whenever Im selling my Vehicle Cargo with very low levels, Sometimes instead of driving to the destination they try and drive into LS Customs with the car to try and insure it!

 

Whats yours?

How?

 

There's a clearly defined GPS route to follow.

 

I mean, we all like picking on noobs but you're exposed to GPS routes multiple times per game session in both single player and online.

 

You would have to be literally the dumbest person on earth to ignore all the text, GPS route and telephone pop ups that beat you to death with step by step instructuons for what you are supppsed to do when delivering ie vehicles.

 

To imply that these low levels try and insure an ie car in the manner you state not only just once but "whenever" you try to sell vehicle cargo is beyond stupid.

 

Go away with your B.S. troll bait stories.

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TROLL!!!

 

Well, you would be surprised mate, I usually hire low level associates to give them a small amount of money to help and a feel of what a supercar is like to drive in this game and alot of them do tend to ignore the GPS and head to a mod shop.When they stop and find out they can't enter then they will follow the GPS.

 

Also, calling me a troll just because I'm new to the site? LOL what kind of logic is that? Im rank 144 which is a decent level, definetly not nooby in my opinion!

Yes. Yes I would be very surprised. I'm level 490 and 370 and I run ie cars daily with all manner of level player and never once have I encountered this level of ineptitude.

 

Things an average player learns before level 5:

- You can't insure or sell another players car (assuming you can even enter it).

- you cant steal or sell anything remotely sporty off the street.

- other players cannot "give" you a car.

 

Perhaps you are not a troll, perhaps you honesty intended to create a topic that would start a thread full of humorous stories and needed something light hearted to get the ball rolling and this was the best you could come up with. Fine, I get that.

 

But your story up there reeks of so much B.S. I need to light a match.

 

Seriously. One time, maybe. But multiple times? Nah brah. Never happened.

Edited August 17, 2017 by PNutterSammich

[Queenslayer]

noobs gonna noob

[AmyStone]

 

But your story up there reeks of so much B.S. I need to light a match.

 

Seriously. One time, maybe. But multiple times? Nah brah. Never happened.

 

 

I have to agree. What sort of noob would attempt to sell vehicles with randoms in the first place?

[XxCL55 AMGxX]

 

 

 

 

 

My favorite thing is whenever Im selling my Vehicle Cargo with very low levels, Sometimes instead of driving to the destination they try and drive into LS Customs with the car to try and insure it!

 

Whats yours?

How?

 

There's a clearly defined GPS route to follow.

 

I mean, we all like picking on noobs but you're exposed to GPS routes multiple times per game session in both single player and online.

 

You would have to be literally the dumbest person on earth to ignore all the text, GPS route and telephone pop ups that beat you to death with step by step instructuons for what you are supppsed to do when delivering ie vehicles.

 

To imply that these low levels try and insure an ie car in the manner you state not only just once but "whenever" you try to sell vehicle cargo is beyond stupid.

 

Go away with your B.S. troll bait stories.

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TROLL!!!

 

Well, you would be surprised mate, I usually hire low level associates to give them a small amount of money to help and a feel of what a supercar is like to drive in this game and alot of them do tend to ignore the GPS and head to a mod shop.When they stop and find out they can't enter then they will follow the GPS.

 

Also, calling me a troll just because I'm new to the site? LOL what kind of logic is that? Im rank 144 which is a decent level, definetly not nooby in my opinion!

Yes. Yes I would be very surprised. I'm level 490 and 370 and I run ie cars daily with all manner of level player and never once have I encountered this level of ineptitude.

 

Things an average player learns before level 5:

- You can't insure or sell another players car (assuming you can even enter it).

- you cant steal or sell anything remotely sporty off the street.

- other players cannot "give" you a car.

 

Perhaps you are not a troll, perhaps you hinestly intended to create a topic that woukd start a thread full of humorous stories and needed something light hearted to get the ball rolling and this was the best you could come up with. Fine, I get that.

 

But your story up there reeks of so much B.S. I need to light a match.

 

Seriously. One time, maybe. But multiple times? Nah brah. Never happened.

Its happened about 5-6 times, I play GTA alot, And I do alot of Vehicle Cargo as its probably the best way to make money in the game and of course I come across alot of low level players (usually lvl 2-10) who dont really know what they're doing. I know it says "Deliver the vehicle to the drop off" or something along those lines as well as the phone call, but that does not stop some of them from making detours in the direction of LS Customs.

 

If you think its B.S I don't really care to be honest, people like you just want to take the fun out of things.

[SHOKKERZ91]

I saw 2 noobs fighting to death with cargobobs. That was some serious gladiator type of sh*t.

[redamed9292]

- Trying to shoot down jets with homing launchers

- Flying in jets with landing gear down, firing missiles randomly trying to kill someone but not hitting jack sh*t and pulling of barrel rolls thinking they're hot sh*t and then inevitably crashing their jet in the dirt

i tried to shoot down a jet with HL.the thing is i don't have the minigun .so it's the best thing available.some moron with a jet following my supplies.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

- Trying to shoot down jets with homing launchers

I still do that. Most of the time they avoid it but I have gotten a couple of kills with it and sometimes they crash while trying to avoid it.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

I saw 2 noobs fighting to death with cargobobs. That was some serious gladiator type of sh*t.

Even id sit back and watch that

 

Let them fight to the death

[Jamwes]

With low level friends I like to do sightseer and make them fly a Volatus. I get endless amounts of amusement watching them try to land that thing.

[gnomefromnome]

Watched as someone lost control of their Hydra

Edited August 17, 2017 by gnomefromnome

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Watched as someone lost control of their Hydra

Now thats some parking

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

I still laugh everytime i see some guy try to chase my bati 801 with a car from the street.

[egomaniac247]

I'm a pretty nice player so I rarely shoot first. But I also usually put myself in a position to see if someone's going to shoot at me before they actually do. It's hard to explain but it's just something I've learned to do....I can usually tell if someone rolling up on me is hostile or peaceful.

 

So anyways, a lot of times newb will just roll up on you and if you don't shoot them first, they will run over you in their car.

 

When this happens, I immediately set the newb-trap. THEY ALL fall for it. Especially if they're in a car. Heck i see a lot of experienced players fall for it too but what I do is just respawn and stay perfectly still. I don't let my icon on the map move. To the newb it signifies that I'm AFK and another easy kill. It almost never fails that I see them circle back around the block to come back and try to run over me again.

 

If you do it right, it's a thing of glory for them to see you and slam on the gas.....thinking they're gonna run you down for an easy kill.....and you combat roll out of the way at the last second, they crash, and you light their ass up with a RPG or machine gun fire

[Conici]

Having fun

[Kushology]

When you're in passive mode and another player relentlessly chases you firing non stop

That's happened to me quite a lot when transferring was still possible. Not so much anymore.

[REDDICE]

Just realized I almost never ever see cars at the impound anymore. I remember on last Gen when there would be at least 2 or 3 cars in there most of the time.

[hugh750]

 

- Trying to shoot down jets with homing launchers

I still do that. Most of the time they avoid it but I have gotten a couple of kills with it and sometimes they crash while trying to avoid it.

 

i still do it myself.

[WestCoastCulture]

when a noob who's hell bent on revenge steals the nearest car and trys to drive it straight into you as you kill them and perfectly roll out of the way every time ;D

Edited August 18, 2017 by WestCoastCulture

[III-Ari-III]

Newbs trying to kill you when you are level 500 and have associates with level 200 or higher haha, they do some really crazy sh*t.