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Whats the funniest thing that you see noobs do on GTAO?


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My favorite thing is whenever Im selling my Vehicle Cargo with very low levels, Sometimes instead of driving to the destination they try and drive into LS Customs with the car to try and insure it! 😂😂😂

 

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The best ones are when you leave your $3,000,000 fully specced up supercar on the street, and they drive by it in a stolen sedan that they have just jacked, before pulling up and trying furiously to get in it. (Vehicle Access set to "No one") After quite a few tries without success, they'll then start shooting at it. Sometimes I set access to "Everyone" and watch them gleefully drive off in it, obviously unable to keep the thing in a straight line.

 

My other favourite trick is to get the APC or the Insurgent (APC fits in the doors better) and blocking them inside Ammunation.

 

And I love the noobs that valiantly take on the veterans. The ones who only give up at like 34-0 and then go passive.

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Dubsta 2 -> Ignition Bomb -> LSC.

 

Nuff said :p

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Dubsta 2 -> Ignition Bomb -> LSC.

 

Nuff said :p

where can you find the dubsta 2, all i ever find are regular dubsta's?

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The most funniest will be them confronting and attacking players much stronger.

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Dubsta 2 -> Ignition Bomb -> LSC.

 

Nuff said :p

where can you find the dubsta 2, all i ever find are regular dubsta's?

You can find it quite easily now when in an MC. Have the Road Captain? spawn a Dubsta 2 through the Interaction Menu then drive past LSC from 06:00 to something and it'll eventually spawn one that you can store.

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Sentinel Driver

- Trying to shoot down jets with homing launchers

- Flying in jets with landing gear down, firing missiles randomly trying to kill someone but not hitting jack sh*t and pulling of barrel rolls thinking they're hot sh*t and then inevitably crashing their jet in the dirt

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Another funny one is watching them try over and over and over again to jump the fence at the tunnel and get into Zancudo Air Base

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When you're in passive mode and another player relentlessly chases you firing non stop :blink:

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Dubsta 2 -> Ignition Bomb -> LSC.

 

Nuff said :p

where can you find the dubsta 2, all i ever find are regular dubsta's?

You can find it quite easily now when in an MC. Have the Road Captain? spawn a Dubsta 2 through the Interaction Menu then drive past LSC from 06:00 to something and it'll eventually spawn one that you can store.

 

i own my own mc club but i seldom activate it anymore because it isn't worth the hassle of dealing with other players and lower payout.

but thank you for your response rexx. :)

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I always have a chuckle when I see them firing at someone in passive, the longer in goes on the stupider they are.

 

Sometimes I like to drive near a low level In my Ruiner 2K, I'll make it do a jump & blast a car with the machine guns so they know it's something special, not your plain old ruiner. Then I will get out and run off, its best if there is a shop near by, I think it reduces suspicion & makes them think you will be gone for a little while.

 

Then I watch, and if I'm in luck, they try to rob it & .........get Electrocuted by the security system :)

 

If they tried shooting me, or they are dressed like a tryhard, I may then run out & stab them, or club their head in with the baseball bat while they are stunned

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I still think to date, the funniest and noobiest thing I see is players running around in circles looking for me.

 

Did it even cross their minds that I'm above?

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I always laugh at the ones that drive at you full pelt in their newly acquired, zany coloured, shark-card bought Zentorno. Sometimes you manage to spot them and roll out the way at the last minute, but sometimes they catch you and enjoy driving back and forth over you. Once you get up and waste them however, and blow up their multi-coloured monstrosity as well, you get the standard "PUSSY BITCH" messages lol

 

EDIT: There should be a "Bad Taste" thread, showcasing the worst of car, clothing and appearance choices.

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Or when i have a bounty on me and im underground watching them chase above :D

 

If they come down then i have a nice treat for them............ proxys everywhere :)

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I still think to date, the funniest and noobiest thing I see is players running around in circles looking for me.

 

Did it even cross their minds that I'm above?

when i'm looking for a random player but i don't see them i usually assume there on a rooftop way above me. :lol:

Or when i have a bounty on me and im underground watching them chase above :D

 

If they come down then i have a nice treat for them............ proxys everywhere :)

but what if they're lucky and spot the proxies and shoot them (like me)? :lol:

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When you go in your house / apartment and they are outside shooting your building and constantly ringing the buzzer.

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lll-H-I-M-lll

 

I still think to date, the funniest and noobiest thing I see is players running around in circles looking for me.

 

Did it even cross their minds that I'm above?

when i'm looking for a random player but i don't see them i usually assume there on a rooftop way above me. :lol:

Or when i have a bounty on me and im underground watching them chase above :D

 

If they come down then i have a nice treat for them............ proxys everywhere :)

but what if they're lucky and spot the proxies and shoot them (like me)? :lol:

 

Then im waiting :devil: usually in a tank/APC/sticky riddled insurgent with lester on hold :D

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Was with a level 39 the other day and it was pretty funny watching him try to fly a Buzzard and then catch up to the trucks during a resupply mission and then just float about around them for about a minute before I realized he didn't know how to shoot the damn missiles.

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When they follow you along the road, honking at you to get into their brightly-coloured noob-mobile. Then when you ignore them they'll either start shooting at you or try and run you over for having the audacity to decline a ride in their Coco the Clown Car.

 

 

(If you do get in, expect to be taken on a manic, high speed ride to nowhere, crashing into everybody)

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And I love the noobs that valiantly take on the veterans. The ones who only give up at like 34-0 and then go passive.

Those Defiant To End players are the best, they just wont rest until they have atleast one death one you.

I let them have it out of pity, kinda feels bad for them.

 

OT: Players who see my rank and ask me to drop money on them...unaware that there's no such thing on PS4 yet.

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lll-H-I-M-lll

When you go in your house / apartment and they are outside shooting your building and constantly ringing the buzzer.

I still do this if im after someone lol

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my sparkly friend and me were playing missions and a flippy low level joined us. we were dorking around, my friend and me died during doing that and the poor low level was all alone. she couldn't enter our cars and went from sandy shores airport to the satelite thing by foot hihihi then she died without even getting one enemy down hihihi

 

oh and later we played the mission at the chumach dock where you have to get the boat. when you enter the boat, an enemy boat will spawn. she jumped out our boat and hijacked the enemies boat without killing them hihihi just pulled them into water. oh she was hilariously naive but fluffy funny!

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My favorite thing is whenever Im selling my Vehicle Cargo with very low levels, Sometimes instead of driving to the destination they try and drive into LS Customs with the car to try and insure it! 😂😂😂

 

Whats yours?

How?

 

There's a clearly defined GPS route to follow.

 

I mean, we all like picking on noobs but you're exposed to GPS routes multiple times per game session in both single player and online.

 

You would have to be literally the dumbest person on earth to ignore all the text, GPS route and telephone pop ups that beat you to death with step by step instructuons for what you are supppsed to do when delivering ie vehicles.

 

To imply that these low levels try and insure an ie car in the manner you state not only just once but "whenever" you try to sell vehicle cargo is beyond stupid.

 

Go away with your B.S. troll bait stories.

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Having them shoot at me with a pistol while I'm driving around in my insurgent.

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When I do crowd control in the PS finale I normally stand on the glass table with my RPG (like most CC do) but then I point at the hostages one by one to keep the pointing animation up.

Well one time some noob saw me doing that from up the stairs and he was killed by the incomming guards. So we restart but this time the host asked me to cover upstairs and as I'm killing the guards I notice the intimidation bar is going down so I ran back down shooting non-stop but I noticed the other CC on my glass table POINTING AT THE HOSTAGES! Problem is he didn't even have the RPG...

 

I sware I laughed so hard I was crying.

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XxCL55 AMGxX

 

My favorite thing is whenever Im selling my Vehicle Cargo with very low levels, Sometimes instead of driving to the destination they try and drive into LS Customs with the car to try and insure it! 😂😂😂

 

Whats yours?

How?

 

There's a clearly defined GPS route to follow.

 

I mean, we all like picking on noobs but you're exposed to GPS routes multiple times per game session in both single player and online.

 

You would have to be literally the dumbest person on earth to ignore all the text, GPS route and telephone pop ups that beat you to death with step by step instructuons for what you are supppsed to do when delivering ie vehicles.

 

To imply that these low levels try and insure an ie car in the manner you state not only just once but "whenever" you try to sell vehicle cargo is beyond stupid.

 

Go away with your B.S. troll bait stories.

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Well, you would be surprised mate, I usually hire low level associates to give them a small amount of money to help and a feel of what a supercar is like to drive in this game and alot of them do tend to ignore the GPS and head to a mod shop.When they stop and find out they can't enter then they will follow the GPS.

 

Also, calling me a troll just because I'm new to the site? LOL what kind of logic is that? Im rank 144 which is a decent level, definetly not nooby in my opinion!

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I find it funny that few people (even higher ranks) seem to realise the common vulnerability of all vehicles. They drive at you in an APC (on their own) and think they will have time to park up, switch to gunner seat and then blow you up. When they get shot through the windscreen before they have got within 20 feet of you then tend to get confused and frustrated. Oh, and they are usually stupid enough to return to their vehicle not thinking that someone may have attached a proximity or sticky bomb. And like others have said, they think nothing of climbing in a sports car that's been left unlocked and not realising they risk getting detonated.

 

For me the number 1 stupid thing they do is drive up in a car they have just stolen off the streets and continually honking the horn expecting for you to climb in. Anyone who honks their horn gets an instant bullet to the brain.

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