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"I'll do anything as long as it's legal-ish" -Assistant

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NaeNaed

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What? WHAT? NOTHING WE ARE DOING IS LEGAL. WE ARE LITERALLY JACKING CARS AND MURDERING PEOPLE AND BUYING CRATES WITH COUNTERFEIT MONEY INSIDE THEN

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Happy Hunter

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Better not to think into it too much. Just blow sh*t up.

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Parth13

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Hire the male assistant.

I've said this in many assistant related threads, but in the end i still kept the female one, don't know why, maybe cause i like to hear her sarcasm. and hope one day i get to kill her. :devil:

 

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Verbal Soze

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Hahaha, i think its a sarcastic joke because we selling cars (legal) but without some papers cause it's stolen (illegal) or maybe he/she wants to go "down" in the staff quarters if you know what i mean

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IceDree

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She wants to fk you bro

She only dates 7 figures ...

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Black Terminator

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Every time she says that to me, I go like this: You will do it and you will learn to love it!

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IceDree

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She only dates 7 figures ...

OP confirmed broke

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LL Cool L

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What? WHAT? NOTHING WE ARE DOING IS LEGAL. WE ARE LITERALLY JACKING CARS AND MURDERING PEOPLE AND BUYING CRATES WITH COUNTERFEIT MONEY INSIDE THEN

lol

 

you should do CinemaSins but like a gta version, call it R* Logic or something...

 

unless you are serious....don't be, just a game lol

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Jasmyn

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I guess she really wants those shares...

 

R* did a really good job with the female assistent. Without any background, she wasn't a character in SP or older GTA games and we only know she has a mba and two decrees in finance, she brings the right vibe in the CEO gameplay.

 

She's submissive when asked something, but her remarks can be kinda passive-agressive when walking in or out the office. Sometimes you overhear a phonecall and you know she can be really subburn and dominant.

 

If you compare her with LJT or with Agent 14, I think R* did a better job with the executive assistent if you look at the overall experience (but I haven't had the male assistent)...

 

OT: I don't get the "ish" at the end of the sentence "I do anything as long as it is legal... ish" ???

 

Maybe some inside-joke which only people from California can understand or something ???

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Alvarez

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If you stand near her for too long she says it can be interpreted as sexual harassment.

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Matrelith

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Shout it a little louder so the LSPD can hear you.

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SkylineGTRFreak

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She wants to fk you bro

She only dates 7 figures ...

Wasn't it 9?

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Professional Amateur

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Shout it a little louder so the LSPD can hear you.

I'LL DO ANYTHING, AS LONG AS IT'S LEGAL-ISH!

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bulldog385

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Shout it a little louder so the LSPD can hear you.

 

LSPD is on the Take... LOL Btw I'm actually kinda surprised, there isnt any Black Vans sitting outside near or i the Vicinity of our HQs. Edited by bulldog385
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Sanches

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[sARCASM]

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bombkangaroo

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Every time she says that to me, I go like this: You will do it and you will learn to love it!

 

 

"Thought about giving me some shares, boss?"

 

Share of my dick.

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Striker_Blitz

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What the assistant says is one of the least questionable things in this game. In my opinion. But i get yo point fam

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REXX

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She seems so sweet and innocent though :whistle:

 

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RedDagger

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k

 

More specifically, not really thread worthy, dump these kinda posts in the gen chat thread plsthx

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