I wish for... [Monkey's Paw challenge]

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Granted, but it's a massive airliner that has no weapons or any sort of defensive systems. And passive mode is disabled in it.

 

I wish the game took place somewhere else instead of Los Santos.

Done, now it takes place in Stillwater.

 

I want to have a taxi business in Online.

[D9fred95]

Done, now it takes place in Stillwater.

 

I want to have a taxi business in Online.

 

I think Stilwater would be cool actually.

 

Anyway you can have a taxi business, but only you work in it and only you can drive people around. You make $20 max per fare and you make no money from the business otherwise.

 

I want more business suit outfits.

Edited August 8, 2017 by D9fred95

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

 

Done, now it takes place in Stillwater.

 

I want to have a taxi business in Online.

 

I think Stilwater would be cool actually.

 

Anyway you can have a taxi business, but only you work in it and only you can drive people around. You make $20 max per fare and you make no money from the business otherwise.

 

I want more business suit outfits.

 

Done but they have the word "BIGNESS" all over the place.

 

I want Epsilon robes.

[PaeganLoveSong]

Your Epsilon robes are now available for purchase...at the Epsilon center alone. Cost is $675k and it's the first attire that is treated like armor.

 

I wish CEOs could hire more than 3 associates.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Your Epsilon robes are now available for purchase...at the Epsilon center alone. Cost is $675k and it's the first attire that is treated like armor.

 

I wish CEOs could hire more than 3 associates.

Done but as a result, MC presidents can only hire 3 prospects.

 

I want the AI to be less OP.

[Giantsgiants]

Wish granted. Their aim accuracy is reduced by 1%.

 

I wish Jackbox party games were added.

[PaeganLoveSong]

Jackbox-style party games are added but require two new 5gb apps downloaded to your smart phone/tablet of choice that cost $5.45 a pop.

 

I wish vigilante mobs could be formed in retaliation to CEO/VIP/MC.

[Prince_Polaris]

Wish granted! Now, you only need to purchase the $5,000,000 "Vigilante Center" for your CEO office to access some of the missions, and purchase another one for your MC if you wish to do the other half of the missions. Not available for VIP.

 

 

I wish my pegasus Tugboat had more armor and was faster and more nimble!

[Giantsgiants]

Wish granted. But you have to research a new plate for more armor, research a new engine for more speed, and research a new rudder for more nimbleness. It will be the same paywall infested research system as the Gunrunning episodes. Oh yeah, and the research will take even longer, and the price to fast research will be even higher.

 

I wish the Washington was the best performing car in sedan races.

[Cackling Jack]

I wish for more Fuffly Fuffly ui ui ui outfits!

[CrysisAverted]

the washington is the best performing sedan in the game but only when the player driving it has a police outfit

 

 

I wish cars didn't vanish when I take my eyes off them

[Mrs. Buzz]

I wish cars didn't vanish when I take my eyes off them

Cars will of course stay visible, but they'll be locked and NPC will call the police on you (2 stars for low range, 3 stars for high range cars) for suspected beeing a potential car thief.

 

Please let the selected radiostation stay, regardless how often I get out/off and back in/on a vehicle, thanks.

Edited August 9, 2017 by Mrs. Buzz

[RedDahlias]

Granted, but the radio starts damaging the car slowly, causing it to explode after five minutes of real time use. The radio cannot be turned off, and the channel cannot be changed. Mors Mutual blames you for this, and the employees dislike the station you listen to to an extreme extent, and so they make you pay triple the replacement fee.

 

 

I wish for more than a few decent parents to use in the character customization system

 

 

EDIT: I have finally ninja'd someone muahahahahahaha

Edited August 9, 2017 by Misoaaki

[alkaline_]

Please let the selected radiostation stay, regardless how often I get out/off and back in/on a vehicle, thanks.

the selected radiostation stays, but the volume changes from really LOUD to really low hihihi

 

i wish for fluffy surfing on the bluey ocean like SWIMMMMM

[Bruce Khansey]

the selected radiostation stays, but the volume changes from really LOUD to really low hihihi

 

 

 

 

i wish for fluffy surfing on the bluey ocean like SWIMMMMM

 

 

(not sure if I got this)

 

Done, but the surfboards costs 250k, breaks after ten times you fall and then you have to buy a new one. Plus, 100% stamina is required to use it.

 

I wish I could create my own playlist with songs from all the radio stations while I'm in the car.

Edited August 9, 2017 by Bruce Khansey

[RedDahlias]

Granted, but "the car" is the name of a new car which you have to unlock through an adversary mode, and the ability to listen to your playlist is a rechargeable ability like the boost on the Rocket Voltic. Also, the songs you can add to the playlist are the two most disliked song from each station.

 

 

I guess I'll just redo mine because ninja happened

 

I wish for more than a few decent parents to use in the character customization system

[alkaline_]

I wish for more than a few decent parents to use in the character customization system

you are able to select from about 100 different sparkly parents. but it won't have any effect on your character hihihi

 

i wish that crunchy heists can be played solo like yolo hihihi

Edited August 9, 2017 by alkaline_

[Giantsgiants]

Wish granted. Heists can be played solo, but if you do, the payout will be greatly reduced.

 

I wish that it wouldn't rain at all in the game.

[alkaline_]

I wish that it wouldn't rain at all in the game.

flappy rain is disabled. but only the visuals. means the streets are still slippery (no problem for a fluffy penguin though hihihi) when it's suppose to rain hihihi

 

i wish we could pick up dirt/stones/garbage from the ground and throw it around like flippy snowballs!

[-LN-]

i wish we could pick up dirt/stones/garbage from the ground and throw it around like flippy snowballs!

 

Added, but every time you pick up an object from the ground, there is a one in three chance that you will be bitten and instantly killed by angry, crunchy scorpions! Ui, ui, ui!

 

I wish we could manually enter HEX codes at LSC to easily acquire sparkly and fluffy new custom paint for our crispy cars! ^.^

[Professional Amateur]

Ninja'd! Damn it.

 

Hex codes are added to LSC, but the ability to unlock these colours is locked behind research. These sparkly new paint jobs also get scratched more easily and increase the repair bill like a Benny's car so I hope you have a no claims bonus with MMI!

 

I wish for a recommissioned JB700 which has the full suite of weapons and abilities it had in story mode, maybe with more abilities like an oil slick to inconvenience pursuers if they have BP tires.

Edited August 9, 2017 by Professional Amateur

[kovaandr]

The JB700 is added, but you have to unlock it by playing 200 rounds of vehicle vendetta, then repurchase the Custom variant vor 8.000.000 GTA $ and research every single weapon an ability and buy them for 900k each, it blows up after three shots of the assault shotgun and its MGs are the same as the ones on the Blazer Aqua.

 

 

I wish for a new set of heists that only require 2 people.

[Mervz789]

The JB700 is added, but you have to unlock it by playing 200 rounds of vehicle vendetta, then repurchase the Custom variant vor 8.000.000 GTA $ and research every single weapon an ability and buy them for 900k each, it blows up after three shots of the assault shotgun and its MGs are the same as the ones on the Blazer Aqua.

 

 

I wish for a new set of heists that only require 2 people.

Done. But it requires a new Heist Room that needs to be researched for 24hrs real time or fast-tracked for $1 million and the Heists require 10 setups each.

 

Talking about the JB700, I want a JB700 without the guns sticking out (A proper Decommissioned JB700).

[Alvarez]

 

The JB700 is added, but you have to unlock it by playing 200 rounds of vehicle vendetta, then repurchase the Custom variant vor 8.000.000 GTA $ and research every single weapon an ability and buy them for 900k each, it blows up after three shots of the assault shotgun and its MGs are the same as the ones on the Blazer Aqua.

 

 

I wish for a new set of heists that only require 2 people.

Done. But it requires a new Heist Room that needs to be researched for 24hrs real time or fast-tracked for $1 million and the Heists require 10 setups each.

 

Talking about the JB700, I want a JB700 without the guns sticking out (A proper Decommissioned JB700).

Done, but the smooth JB700 is only available in new vehicular deatmatch adversary mode where it has missiles.

 

I wish for new planes.

[kovaandr]

You get the VTOL Jet from Saints Row 3 (https://goo.gl/M3tQjx) that instantly becomes the new griefers vehicle and due to a bug its available for everyone for free and may sometimes have godmode, they also add the Rustler but it sounds like the Faggio Sport and has less power than the GTA 3 Dodo.

 

 

I wish for a proper Bug and glitch Fix from R* that finally makes the game playable (and enjoyable) again.

Edited August 9, 2017 by kovaandr

[mrtommygunwhite]

They fix the wrong bugs (the fun ones)

 

I wish for a wingsuit

[Mervz789]

They fix the wrong bugs (the fun ones)

 

I wish for a wingsuit

Wingsuit Added. Must be Researched first then Buyable for 500k. Exactly like Juggernaut Suit but with double the Cooldown. (No fun allowed)

 

I wish for the Insurgent to customised in the MOC. (Liveries, Proxy Mine) and have a Tow Hook.

[kovaandr]

The Insurgent is upgradeable to have a tow hook but there is a 2/3 chance that it will just disappear after upgrading, also the tow hook is purely cosmetical.

 

 

 

I wish CEO Work wouldn't be restricted to public lobbies

[EggsAndJam]

 

I wish CEO Work wouldn't be restricted to public lobbies

 

CEO work is now available in Solo lobbies but at a 50% pay cut.

 

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I wish for more dresses for female characters. Party dress, business dress, going out out dress, everyday wear dress etc

[Sandpanther]

Wish granted, however the dresses only come in low rez, last gen 'black. I wish for a 150mm railgun upgrade for the Rhino.