I wish for... [Monkey's Paw challenge]

[PaeganLoveSong]

Sure, you can have your custom phones/cases, but only for a limited time for buying a Megalodon Shark Card.

 

I want a fixed hand-to-hand combat system where the targeting isn't complete shyte.

[Smooth Longsack]

New fighting mechanics are added to the game but are only available in an adversary mode called "punch out". Punch out is two player (maximum/ minimum) and is run by LJT. Again, the mechanics are only permitted in punch out.

 

I want the Ardent to be a sub like 007.

Edited August 8, 2017 by Smooth Longsack

[LaszloR1]

I want the Ardent to be a sub like 007.

 

Granted, but you'll need to research every ability separately and you'll only have a limited amount of oxygen which can only be bought in the MOC and It'll only survive one explosion with 100% armour.

 

TFW when you've forgot to add a wish..

 

 

I wish for a Honda NSX (Jester retro if you will)

Edited August 8, 2017 by TitanR1

[-LN-]

I wish for a Honda NSX (Jester retro if you will)

 

The car is added to the game, but it is only available to five random people whose names will be chosen during some inane Twitch stream whatever. The more sharkcards you buy, the more chances you have to win!

 

I wish more activities like volleyball, basketball, billiards, bowling, etc were added.

[DeMinoTheDragon]

 

I wish more activities like volleyball, basketball, billiards, bowling, etc were added.

 

They are added, but are only come as extensions to the Maze Bank office only (aka indoor floors and rooms made for the activities), cost 2,000,000 each, and you can only play them if you have them, no matter if you're the host or not.

 

I want a big update that adds skateboards and scooters along with being able to do tricks on BMXs, skateboards, and scooters

Edited August 8, 2017 by That1Psycho

[Professional Amateur]

I want a big update that adds skateboards and scooters along with being able to do tricks on BMXs, skateboards, and scooters

Done! However, you have to 'upgrade' the BMX and skateboard in a Mirror Park custom bike shop. You can also do more tricks on a Faggio because R* was too lazy to add a proper scooter.

 

I wish for a Rustler, based on either a P-51D or Spitfire Mk VIII, with custom liveries and nose art.

[Kyoto]

 

I wish for a Rustler, based on either a P-51D or Spitfire Mk VIII, with custom liveries and nose art.

 

 

 

Your Rustler has been added, but it takes only a snowball to severely damage it and one bullet to the propeller instantly destroys it. You get some liveries, one of which advertises shark cards and give your plane a percentage of damage tolerance.

 

I want to start custom lobbies where any form of vote kicking and reporting cease to exist.

[alkaline_]

 

I want animals in gta online freeroam.

Done but they are aggressive (even the deers), can kill you with one hit and will call the cops.

 

i laughed like HIHIHI and spilled out my stinky fish i was eating hihihi!!!

[Professional Amateur]

I want to start custom lobbies where any form of vote kicking and reporting cease to exist.

No more kick voting or reporting! There is now an option to boot someone straight to Bad Sport if they even breathe near you in a funny way.

 

I wish for the flying missile firing meme machines to stop being added to GTAO so that R* will focus more on regular vehicles.

[alkaline_]

I wish for the flying missile firing meme machines to stop being added to GTAO so that R* will focus more on regular vehicles.

 

sparkly regular cars are being added, but first they come with guns, rockets pockets and stuff, so you have to do re-research to get em normal hihihi

 

i wish for nice fluffy dresses for female characters!!!

[Testarossa]

Ah f*ck, ninja'd.

 

The dresses are all exuberantly priced and it's only 2 or 3 that are added.

 

I wish for a better character creation screen.

Edited August 8, 2017 by Testarossa

[Khephera]

I wish for a better character creation screen.

You now have a better character creation screen, but your unique creation of your character will spawn with a totally different appearance in-game because the creation screen is now buggy as hell due to the countless options that have been added.

I wish for dedicated servers.

[Giantsgiants]

You get your dedicated servers, but because they cost more to run and maintain, Rockstar significantly reduces the payouts of jobs to entice more people to buy Shark Cards.

 

I wish Rockstar would stop adding updates to GTA Online already.

[el carlitos]

You get your dedicated servers, but because they cost more to run and maintain, Rockstar significantly reduces the payouts of jobs to entice more people to buy Shark Cards.

 

I wish Rockstar would stop adding updates to GTA Online already.

R* stops adding updates to GTA Online but exclusively for your account. R* keeps on updating GTA Online and scrubs all plan for next GTA 6 story mode. GTA will become Online exclusive adding adversary modes for ever and you have to be connected to internet 100%.

 

I wish we get the option to change wheel size at LSC and Bennys.

[Mrs. Buzz]

I wish we get the option to change wheel size at LSC and Bennys.

Here you go - but don't think its easy to do. Only Benny's old cars can have the reszie option and only the gold rims will work. Regarding LSC - R* like.... "let's see...." (years later a clipping workarround is relased only for office garage).

 

ffs - I wish the weapon of choice will stay regardless how often I leave/re-enter a ride.

Edited August 8, 2017 by Mrs. Buzz

[-LN-]

ffs - I wish the weapon of choice will stay regardless how often I leave/re-enter a ride.

 

Added, but it introduces a bug where you lose all of the ammunition for the gun you were using last upon exiting a vehicle. Players are outraged; they send many strongly worded letters to R*'s customer care department, but they are all told the same thing: "please try reformatting your PS4/XB1/PC hard drive in order to try and correct the problem".

 

I want pavement surfing patched. I would also like to see racing classes more balanced, logically organised, and for the performance stats of certain vehicles to be altered in many cases to ensure a wider variety of competitive vehicles within each respective class.

Edited August 8, 2017 by -LN-

[Professional Amateur]

I want pavement surfing patched. I would also like to see racing classes more balanced, logically organised, and for the performance stats of certain vehicles to be altered in many cases to ensure a wider variety of competitive vehicles within each respective class.

Rumble strip riding gets patched, but now catchup and slipstream get buffed!

 

The classes become more balanced at the cost of paying Benny to upgrade every car's performance pre-race.

 

I wish for a double cash and RP event on deathmatches and survivals.

[el carlitos]

 

I want pavement surfing patched. I would also like to see racing classes more balanced, logically organised, and for the performance stats of certain vehicles to be altered in many cases to ensure a wider variety of competitive vehicles within each respective class.

Rumble strip riding gets patched, but now catchup and slipstream get buffed!

 

The classes become more balanced at the cost of paying Benny to upgrade every car's performance pre-race.

 

I wish for a double cash and RP event on deathmatches and survivals.

 

The week the double cash and RP event on DM and survival is running your internet provider is having problems in your area and you will not be able to connect to internet.

 

I wish we get finally realistic steak and flamethrower.

[joao_inca]

But you need to research both of them and only after, buy them from warstock at 100mil $$ and 10mil $$ respectively. (don't understand the steak meme I'm kinda new)

 

I wish Rockstar made good and fun content (new missions, and GOOD and FUN adversary modes)

Edited August 8, 2017 by joao_inca

[mrtommygunwhite]

Granted but you have to play an adversary mode before every game session

 

I wish we had realistic fuel consumption and have to refill

[Dacelo]

Fuel consumption becomes realistic. However, now everyone only drives Diletantes because they're tired of paying for fuel so R* removes all cars that still require fuel.

 

I wish for homes in Mirror Park.

[-LN-]

I wish for homes in Mirror Park.

 

Homes are added to Mirror Park, but you cannot store cars there--bicycles only. If you drive your PV anywhere near the property, you will be attacked by swarms of angry hipsters with rail guns.

 

I want a new Electronica/Dance/Trance radio station added.

[Sandpanther]

Granted, however the radio host has yet to hit puberty. I wish for a Callaway Sledgehammer.

[EggsAndJam]

wish for a Callaway Sledgehammer.

 

Callaway Sledgehammer is released at the end of a 10 week dripfeed.

It massively understeers and has no upgrade options aside from the usual armour, performance, paint and wheels catergories.

 

 

I wish for the ability to sell properties and garages for 50% of the buy price

Edited August 8, 2017 by sleepwalk1980

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

granted, but you will not be able to chose which property will be trown out.

 

I want a flame thrower.

[Tokasmoka]

The flamethrower has been added..... as a cheeseburger available at burger shot for $4

 

I want everyone off the radar unless they have a high mental state.

[JAYACH]

Wish granted. But your mental state increases by one bar every time you shoot (1 bullet), also, the mental state only has 3 bars, and every time you reach the last bar a notification to kill you for RP pops up in the lobby.

 

I wish for fast-track research to be only 50k

Edited August 8, 2017 by JAYACH

[MayoChiki]

Fast track is 50k now, but there is a cooldown of 2 hours before you can use it again.

 

I wish for utility belts and other cool gadgets like gun holsters

[Elektra]

It's only available on adversary mode

 

I wish for a new jet

Edited August 8, 2017 by Elektra

[Giantsgiants]

Granted, but it's a massive airliner that has no weapons or any sort of defensive systems. And passive mode is disabled in it.

 

I wish the game took place somewhere else instead of Los Santos.