I wish for... [Monkey's Paw challenge]

[Sanches]

i wish we had more stuff to do with boats.

 

You can now go fishing, which requires new fishing boats worth 2-5 millions, paying 500k fee for fishing licences, 250k fishing rod, and 1,2 million super experimental bait.

 

I want a melee combat rebalance added.

 

Edited August 6, 2017 by Sanches

[Mrs. Buzz]

1st to OP - lovely topic - had many laughts, tbh. Started to qoute my favs - turned out - would be a rail

 

Sanches, melee combat is rebalanced but your melee weapon of your choice gets broken after every sucsessful kill - knowing R* go and buy a shark card new one each time (prizes are raised)

 

Happy hunter wished the Hunter so please add my beloved blimp to online

[JAYACH]

You get your blimp, but if it gets shot just once by anything, it will puncture and explode.

 

 

I want balanced air combat, with different classes of planes with different quirks (bombers, fighters), and make it so classic planes are less powerful but cant be locked onto by missiles.

Edited August 6, 2017 by JAYACH

[fw3]

I want balanced air combat, with different classes of planes with different quirks (bombers, fighters), and make it so classic planes are less powerful but cant be locked onto by missiles.

Granted, you now have balanced air combat, with different classes of planes with different quirks (bombers, fighters), and classic planes are now less powerful and can't be locked onto by missiles.

 

However, Rockstar requires certification from the Flight School, for each new class of plane, requiring gold-level perfection in the 522 mind-numbingly impossible tasks you have to perform just to graduate.

Also, since Mayochiki's animals have been introduced, there are now 87 species of birds online, all prone to flocking and getting sucked into your engine, causing horrific crashes that smell like barbecue.

 

My wish is that I could simply buy women's clothing for my male character and men's clothing for my female character.

 

(btw, I love this thread so much, it's ridiculous! thx Mayochiki!)

[MGgames100]

You can, but you go to hell when you die (just like IRL).

 

 

 

It's a joke. I'm not that homophobic.

 

 

I want Oppressor to dissapear from the game.

[malcolm_tucker]

I had a good one for fw3 involving gender neutrality and bunker research but I type too slow oh well

 

Oppressor disappears, to be replaced by the Oppressor2 featuring a mine dispenser

 

Dear R*, please may I have a Benny's hatchback Futo with pop-up lights, cheers

[MeisterJazz]

Granted but it'll only be available as a picture on your apartment wall.

 

I wish for an exercise system where our characters can get fit or fat.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Granted but it'll only be available as a picture on your apartment wall.

 

I wish for an exercise system where our characters can get fit or fat.

Done, but you can only see results abusing Bull Shark Testosterone, which price gets multiplied by 10 and has a cooldown of a ingame day. Also you skip leg day everyday.

 

I want to be able to call LJT and Agent 14 to know how's my supplies and product.

[Khephera]

 

Granted but it'll only be available as a picture on your apartment wall.

 

I wish for an exercise system where our characters can get fit or fat.

Done, but you can only see results abusing Bull Shark Testosterone, which price gets multiplied by 10 and has a cooldown of a ingame day. Also you skip leg day everyday.

 

I want to be able to call LJT and Agent 14 to know how's my supplies and product.

 

Granted. Pay 15k for each call to find out.

 

I want more hairstyles to be added. Especially long female hair.

[D9fred95]

I want more hairstyles to be added. Especially long female hair.

 

But they will all be Carrot-Top style hair that only come in neon green. Long hair will be on par with Tangled style hair that clips into everything.

 

I want more 70s style Muscle cars added.

Edited August 6, 2017 by D9fred95

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

I want more 70s style Muscle cars added.

Done, but they're in the vans class.

 

I want a DeLuxo.

[Nyamber]

 

Done, but they're in the vans class.

 

I want a DeLuxo.

 

Done, but it looks like this.

 

 

 

 

 

I want pegasus customization.

Edited August 6, 2017 by The-Irish-Hunter

[MayoChiki]

You got it, but it's limited to color and only new vehicles get access to it.

 

I want a 3rd character slot added.

[Sentinel Driver]

The third character slot is bugged. Creating a third character deletes your first and second characters

 

I want that R* stops pandering to griefers

Edited August 6, 2017 by Sentinel Driver

[Alvarez]

Instead they now pander to Adversary Modes.

 

I do now wish for pizza deliveries to our apartments. One slice is laced with fugu poison.

[Sanches]

I do now wish for pizza deliveries to our apartments. One slice is laced with fugu poison.

 

You get the pizza. But the cook really knows how to prepare fugu fish, so he removes that poison. (also charges you some big money for it)

 

I want R* to make different wheel classes make acutal difference.

Edited August 6, 2017 by Sanches

[JAYACH]

 

 

 

You get the pizza. But the cook really knows how to prepare fugu fish, so he removes that poison. (also charges you some big money for it)

 

I want R* to make different wheel classes make acutal difference.

 

 

Wheel classes only apply to chrome wheels, and you can no longer get them for free.

 

I want to have 6 of each tier of apartment (higher, mid, lower)

[Jenkiiii]

 

 

 

 

You get the pizza. But the cook really knows how to prepare fugu fish, so he removes that poison. (also charges you some big money for it)

 

I want R* to make different wheel classes make acutal difference.

 

 

Wheel classes only apply to chrome wheels, and you can no longer get them for free.

 

I want to have 6 of each tier of apartment (higher, mid, lower)

 

 

But you have to randomly research (and then pay) for the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, living room, eating area, stairwell, fireplace, curtains and blinds, electro-domestic goods, wardrobes and cupboards, plants, etc, etc... before you can access each floor.

 

I want to go naked and run around Los Santos completely nude...

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

I want to go naked and run around Los Santos completely nude...

You can be naked but you get pixeladed a-la-Sims and also you get a 3 star wanted level.

 

I want a katana in the game. Nothing personel, kid.

[Alvarez]

 

I want to go naked and run around Los Santos completely nude...

You can be naked but you get pixeladed a-la-Sims and also you get a 3 star wanted level.

 

I want a katana in the game. Nothing personel, kid.

You get a katana.

GTAO receives E rating.

 

I want more submarines and submarine guns.

Edited August 6, 2017 by Alvarez

[HATA C ME]

 

 

I want to go naked and run around Los Santos completely nude...

You can be naked but you get pixeladed a-la-Sims and also you get a 3 star wanted level.

 

I want a katana in the game. Nothing personel, kid.

You get a katana.

GTAO receives E rating.

 

I want more submarines and submarine guns.

More submarines are added, but they are so weak and heavy they just sink. They are armed but can only fire behind you.

 

I want realistic steak. And first person enabled "services"...

[PaeganLoveSong]

EDIT:

Your steak is only served well done.

 

I wish we could customize the Special Carbine at the MOC.

Edited August 6, 2017 by PaeganLoveSong

[HATA C ME]

You can now upgrade to special carbine mkII but it costs 1.98 million & is only semi-automatic.

 

I want a new jet to play with

Edited August 6, 2017 by HATA C ME

[R3CON]

A new jet is added, but it's part of an RC mini-game / adversary mode hybrid and can only be played with there.

 

I want Rockstar to add more SUVs and Sedans!

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

They do but they're all mis-classed in the supers class.

 

I want a map expansion

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

They do but they're all mis-classed in the supers class.

 

I want a map expansion

Done, but it's just a little island near the Paleto Triangle.

 

I want the cut weapons like the Heavy Rifle back.

[Kyoto]

 

I want the cut weapons like the Heavy Rifle back.

 

The Heavy Rifle makes a glorious debut in GTAO, but it's available only if you research the stock, reciever, grip, mag catch, ejection port, bolt handle, etc. It'll cost you 500K if you want to fast track each item.

 

I want to see a new badass female gunslinger added to my contacts who has her own set of missions (co-op and/or solo) to play alongside with.

[-LN-]

I want to see a new badass female gunslinger added to my contacts who has her own set of missions (co-op and/or solo) to play alongside with.

 

This new gunslingin' female is added, but she calls non-stop and you cannot hang up on her--it's beyond bad. Think LJT on a weekend cocaine binge whilst locked away in an empty room with nothing but his phone kind of bad. It's worse, the calls continue even after you've completed the missions. You cannot stop them. Ever.

 

I want the casino to open and to be able to play poker.

Edited August 7, 2017 by -LN-

[alkaline_]

I want the casino to open and to be able to play poker.

 

the casino is finally open and you can play poker, but only with real stinky fishcard money hihihi.

 

i want stinky fishcards to be gone!

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

i want stinky fishcards to be gone!

Done but Take Two shuts down GTA Online after 2 weeks of no revenue.

 

I want the clothes from SP into Online.