I wish for... [Monkey's Paw challenge]

[MayoChiki]

MONKEY'S PAW CHALLENGE

 

Ok, time to play. Rules are simple, if you don't know them it's really easy.

 

Someone wishes for something cool to happen that is GTA Online related and the next person ruins it somehow just like Rockstar would.

 

e.g.

 

Person 1:

I wish we could get the jetpack

 

Person 2:

We do, but it needs 10 research items to work properly and it can't be used during missions or heists

 

 

Hard mode:

No "we get x, but it costs $50,000,000" or "it's unlocked after buying 5 cash cards". Be creative in ruining someone else's wish.

 

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I'll start:

 

I wish for animals to be added to GTA Online...

[Kyoto]

 

I wish for animals to be added to GTA Online...

 

Only if you complete 500 crate sales with a fully lobby each time, and when you finally complete the task you'll only get to see them for one in-game hour.

[Happy Hunter]

^Not to b*tch, but you have to make a wish for someone else to ruin as well, so it forms a kind of chain. I think, anyway. Doesn't really matter anyway, I'll just insert a wish (it's my pleasure, actually).

 

I wish for the Hunter to be added.

 

 

Creepy hand up there by the way.

 

[Professional Amateur]

...the Hunter is added, but it returns as a weaponised sports car, like how the Vortex returned as a really crappy motorcycle.

 

 

I wish for the SMGs to be buffed so that they're actually useful in combat.

 

 

 

 

I hope I'm doing this right.

 

 

[X15]

SMGs are buffed, but after each round shot, an unskippable minute long reload animation is played.

 

I wish that all interiors would be open in freemode, along with new interiors such as Burger Shot and Cluckin' Bell.

[ALifeOfMisery]

Ninja'd

Edited August 6, 2017 by ALifeOfMisery

[MayoChiki]

SMGs are buffed, but after each round shot, an unskippable minute long reload animation is played.

 

I wish that all interiors would be open in freemode, along with new interiors such as Burger Shot and Cluckin' Bell.

 

Interiors are added, but the game gets last-gen tier of lag while loading the map. Exteriors get blurry textures because it takes too long to load them.

 

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Rockstar stops adding Adversary Modes and we get new contact missions

Edited August 6, 2017 by Mayochiki

[CrysisAverted]

all interiors are enter-able but there's a 2 minute loading animation when entering/leaving and as always, the imminent risk of being stuck in the clouds

*edit* ninja'd

 

new contact missions are added but they involve stealing cars for simeon clone, simone who calls you every 2 minutes to start a job

 

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I wish for animals to fill the world with their presence so no longer does the world feel so empty

Edited August 6, 2017 by CrysisAverted

[SinZer0s]

Animals are added but can be seen only during a hunting minigame

 

I wish for more lowriders

[Professional Amateur]

I wish for more lowriders

...but we get a Minivan Custom Donk instead

 

I wish for a Dominator Classic

[Happy Hunter]

It's covered in rockets and spikes and stuff, and you can't take any of it off.

 

I wish for customization of aircraft.

[DeMinoTheDragon]

The only customization options you get are what color the propellers are and what sound they make, ranging from the normal helicopter sound, to a car motor, to hand claps.

 

I wish a more in-depth, Need For Speed: Pro Street level of car customization (more bumpers, being able to scale what they look like aka autosculpt, vinyls, etc.)

Edited August 6, 2017 by That1Psycho

[LL Cool L]

it comes as a teaser on their twitter...turns out to be a new Midnight Club

 

I hope for Animals online and pets...

Edited August 6, 2017 by LL Cool L

[TrinityCR]

Animals get added into Online but they still call the cops on you. Your pets require a $5000 an hour pet food tax.

 

I wish for brand new Heists...

[alkaline_]

brand new sparkly heists were added butt!

set-up missions don't have the skip trip feature added anymore and you have to drive post-op vans across the map. plus payout is a lot worse hihihi

 

i wish bish for crunchy liberty city map is added!!!

[MeisterJazz]

You can only see Liberty city in a distance. Trying to travel towards wil make you go outta bound on the map and you'll immediately be extradited back to Los Santos.

 

I want a flamethower.

[Professional Amateur]

Dammit, ninja'd.

 

The flamethrower has to be researched and purchased from Warstock, with gas tank refills costing $20,000 each

 

 

 

I wish for North Yankton to be expanded upon and added to GTAO

Edited August 6, 2017 by Professional Amateur

[Nihilist.]

North Yankton map is added, but requires you to purchase access to it digitally (no retail, boxed version, only digital), and then loads separately from LS, in different session(s), meaning you can't travel from city to city. Also, you have to go back to singleplayer mode to change a session from LS to NY and vice versa. There's no new activities, challenges, unlockables, vehicles, peds nor interiors - just the town alone.

I wish R* added more classic, highly requested and beloved GTA vehicles, like Hermes, Deluxo, Comet or Jester.

Oh, inb4 they're added, but with trash preinstalled bodykits I just want to forget this pile of garbage called Comet Retro exists.

 

Edited August 6, 2017 by Nihilist.

[MGgames100]

The Hermes is a super car, Deluxo is a boat, Jester is a bike and the Comet has unremovable custom fenders... Oh wait.

 

I want Tuners V Muscles DLC, that adds 16 new vehicles (8 tuner cars and 8 muscle cars), 6 vehicles from GTA IV and 5 Benny's versions of already existing vehicles.

Edited August 6, 2017 by MGgames100

[NightShark]

I wish R* added more classic, highly requested and beloved GTA vehicles, like Hermes, Deluxo, Comet or Jester.

They are added, but only NPCs can drive drive them and cannot be owned stored or driven by the player.

 

I wish my assistant would actually do her job properly and tidy my office, instead of just filing her nails all day and claiming we did a good job together, when it's me who does all the work.

[Dacelo]

The assistant cleans up your office but when she removes all the money on the floor she puts it into her own bank account instead of yours.

 

I wish for more colours and paintjobs in LSC such as worn and utility textures.

[MGgames100]

I wish for more colours and paintjobs in LSC such as worn and utility textures.

They add them, but only in Benny's and only for Minivan Custom.

 

I got skipped.

I want Tuners V Muscles DLC, that adds 16 new vehicles (8 tuner cars and 8 muscle cars), 6 vehicles from GTA IV and 5 Benny's versions of already existing vehicles.

[Great Britain]

I want Tuners V Muscles DLC, that adds 16 new vehicles (8 tuner cars and 8 muscle cars), 6 vehicles from GTA IV and 5 Benny's versions of already existing vehicles.

 

They get added but only as a premium DLC requiring you to pay $75 every month.

 

 

I wish for LJT to suffer a horrible death.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

 

I want Tuners V Muscles DLC, that adds 16 new vehicles (8 tuner cars and 8 muscle cars), 6 vehicles from GTA IV and 5 Benny's versions of already existing vehicles.

They get added but only as a premium DLC requiring you to pay $75 every month.

 

 

I wish for LJT to suffer a horrible death.

He dies but he's remplaced with his evil twin, TJL, who calls mercs on you if you don't answer.

 

I want the game to be balanced.

Edited August 6, 2017 by Voodoo-Hendrix

[EggsAndJam]

 

I want the game to be balanced.

 

 

The game gets balanced but only because everything is buffed to the point where all weapons kill with one shot, all vehicles have the same top speed/handling/protection as the fastest super, and all missions, races, DMs, heists etc pay the same

 

 

I wish for more female clothing options

Edited August 6, 2017 by sleepwalk1980

[MGgames100]

More T-Shirts, with some random logos of the companies, it is!

 

I want Hakumai, unchanged from GTA IV with some tuning parts (few bumpers, few spoilers, sideskirts, few exhaust and a roll cage and I'm happy) and popup lights.

[LightningLord]

I want Hakumai, unchanged from GTA IV with some tuning parts (few bumpers, few spoilers, sideskirts, few exhaust and a roll cage and I'm happy) and popup lights.

But it'll only be unlockable after research time, unnecessary missions, etc.

 

I wish for a second set of heists.

 

 

Edit: misread original post, so I changed my post up a bit.

Edited August 6, 2017 by LightningLord

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

 

I want Hakumai, unchanged from GTA IV with some tuning parts (few bumpers, few spoilers, sideskirts, few exhaust and a roll cage and I'm happy) and popup lights.

But it'll only be unlockable after research time, unnecessary missions, etc.

 

I wish for a second set of heists.

 

 

Edit: misread original post, so I changed my post up a bit.

There are new heists, but they're for 8 players and only in freemode.

 

Also, global signal.

 

I want a Comet Retro without the widebody kit.

[LightningLord]

I want a Comet Retro without the widebody kit.

But you have to take it back to Benny's to "upgrade it."

 

I wish for a map expansion.

Edited August 6, 2017 by LightningLord

[EggsAndJam]

 

I wish for a map expansion.

 

 

Hey! You want it? You got it!!

 

We've added some more streets to the desert bit outside Sandy Shores.

Oh, and there's a new pier up Paleto way.

And... get this - we've made the ocean go out an extra 2 miles in all directions!

 

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I want mission creator to be added to the Creator

Edited August 6, 2017 by sleepwalk1980