CONSPIRACY THEORIES RE NPCs

[Makingthequants]

Iv had this nagging suspicion for a long time that my secretary at my office is in league with the FIB.

 

It's just the conversations I overhear her sayin on the phone when I'm wheeling and dealing in the office.

 

I reckon she's probably sisters with that FIB agent from GTA IV.

 

I reckon somewhere down the line there will be an METAL GESR SOLID moment where all our stuff will be taken away from us and because of her and we have to get it back.

 

To that end I was thinking for a laugh have you guys got any crazy conspiracies re your character, an NPC or anything like that?

 

[LL Cool L]

- The Mechanic owns some kind of portal gun similar to Rick Sanchez

[Good Hombre]

Gerald is an undercover DEA agent.

[ZenderAlpha]

LJT is actually lester with a voice changer

[CarimboHanky]

 

LJT is actually lester with a voice changer

 

the question is... is lester really a molester?!

[Rafae]

Agent 14 is Steve Haines' younger, better looking and less annoying brother

[Professional Amateur]

Agent 14 is Steve Haines' younger, better looking and less annoying brother

I heard that Agent 14's name was Heve Staines

[No Use For A Name]

 

LJT is actually lester with a voice changer

 

the question is... is lester really a molester?!

At this point, we're just wondering which species

[psymin]

my character is part of a extra-dimensional reptilian plot to take over the world one political office at a time.

 

Ron knows what's up.

Edited August 3, 2017 by psymin

[Spadge]

^ Everything that Ron ever said .. is true

Edited August 3, 2017 by Spadge

[FrugalDangerMan]

The Epsilon Program is actually a tax evasion scheme...

[AUScowboy]

Trevor's Mom was a hallucination, a result from decades of abusing psychedelics, dissociatives, and inhalents.

[gtafan26]

The Epsilon Program is actually a tax evasion scheme...

Well........yeah, NS!!

[Hécate-II]

 

Confirmed.

[REXX]

Lester is actually an athlete.

Edited August 3, 2017 by REXX

[Arrows to Athens]

No one actually exists.

[Commander S]

We screwed up when intercepting Gus Mota's prison bus, and ended up freeing some random dude instead...

[TankGirl]

I am convinced that Lester is somehow related to the Lucky Charms leprechaun. Not sure exactly how though, possibly his brother.

Edited August 3, 2017 by TankGirl

[Kyoto]

What if the NPCs who swerve in front of you or intentionally running you over are just seeking revenge for you slaughtering their NPC brethren without remorse since the start of your entire GTAO career?

 

Or better yet, what if they're supposed to be a representation of the player during their play time for the older GTA titles? For example, you're playing GTA 4, you see an Infernus on the oncoming lane. Wouldn't you usually swerve in front of the car to prevent the driver from getting any further? And maybe that NPC was just as ticked off as you were doing vehicle sourcing today.

 

Maybe I'm just making connections that aren't there.

[AllNighter1]

I think perhaps for the next iteration of GTAO our character will be deemed a threat by the GTAO government and subsequently be arrested/assasinated/stripped of their wealth.

 

Assasination: you create another GTAO character and this completes the story arc for our current main characters.

 

Arrested/stripped of wealth: your personal assistant plays a major role in an IAA sting against you in retaliation to the FIB.

You get arrested and Agent 14, via a complex series of missions with complete deniability on his part, springs your character from prison. You main characters main story then becomes one of vengeance and recouping your wealth.

 

I am always cautious with that personal assistant. Just one person with access to your empire, that's too much risk.

[FlacidJack]

There are no other real players in GTAO, all those vulgar children are the voices in my head.

[D T]

[septimoose]

My theory is... my character is the daughter of Niko Bellic.

 

Now I hear you saying "How is that possible?"

 

To which I say...

 

I chose Niko as the father right at the beginning of GTA Online.

[Duckdude001]

I think all my vehicles that I don't use ever are coming to life and creating a plot to murder me...

[the J is for Julia]

I think all my vehicles that I don't use ever are coming to life and creating a plot to murder me...

I don't think that quite qualifies as a conspiracy. It's likely just the cheap drugs from last Saturday night coming back to haunt you.

 

 

share them

 

Edited August 4, 2017 by the J is for Julia

[Pedinhuh]

Gun running was an inside job.

[psymin]

Gun running was an inside job.

isn't it always?

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal

[-LN-]

Professor Maxim Rashkovsky isn't really Russian; he hired American actor, John Malkovich, as his personal dialect coach.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[AUScowboy]

Have you taken the GTAOpill?

[Lemoyne outlaw]

the gta online protagonist is possessed. when you leave gta online your character runs away screaming. and if he is in the car when the player leaves. they freak out. so what if when you arent playing as them. they are regular law abiding citizen. and when you play them they somehow become possessed and are forced to do what you want them to do.