Thanks for Nothing, Mom! [What Kills Your GTAO Experience]

[Captain_Fluffy]

My kids suddenly deciding to have world war 3 in the background over some minor stuff...that ruins things pretty quickly.

[TCA]

KD whores, stupid people, E-Thugs and annoying kids.

[hugh750]

KD whores, stupid people, E-Thugs and annoying kids.

what about the free roam warriors??

and the griefers on oppressors who attack you for little to no reason???

Edited August 3, 2017 by hugh750

[IceDree]

Hey dude, where have you been? Haven't seen one of your threads in a while & I began to have withdrawal symptoms lol (or is it me who haven't been spending enough time there?)

 

Anyway, my biggest buzzkill is an Eating & Popping machine called Kristofferson , he always picks the most inconvenient times (mostly when I'm in a sale) to start meowing at me asking for food or attention lol

[StandardDonkey]

Out of game: My psychotic beagle likes to charge in through the doggy door, jump in my lap, and knock the controller out of my hand.

 

In game: When I'm on foot in freemode and I forget my phone is out, and I spam x to take off running, unintentionally accepting an invite, warping me into an adversary mode

[BLACK DYNAM1TE]

Tryhards. That's about it.

 

Being ranked over 1000 makes me a target for all 12 year olds under rank 300, or any half-assed player with an glitched out Modded character. I guess because they feel I cheated to get where I'm at as well, and only PvP can settle who bought the best account off Craigslist...

 

Other than that I'm still having the same fun as I did since October 2013.

[JON22]

Boredom killed my GTA Online experience.

 

And I'm just here for the usual picture.

[Kyoto]

Having to constantly restart my XB1 so the nat type can be open, only to join Online, split sessions after five minutes, and cope with laggy solo lobbies. Whereas I could leave the nat type moderate and constantly be kicked back to story mode.

Edited August 4, 2017 by JF Prodigy

[hugh750]

what can be a gtao experience killer is when you join a random heist or job and be instantly kicked from it for no reason.

[fw3]

Hey dude, where have you been? Haven't seen one of your threads in a while & I began to have withdrawal symptoms lol (or is it me who haven't been spending enough time there?)

 

Anyway, my biggest buzzkill is an Eating & Popping machine called Kristofferson , he always picks the most inconvenient times (mostly when I'm in a sale) to start meowing at me asking for food or attention lol

Hi IceDree and thanks for the comment. I've been chilling out, mostly, spending a lot less time online and more time on personal projects.

 

LOL @ Kristofferson! I have four of those eating & pooping machines, except we call them "kids." And they ask for money. <sigh>

[Geisterfaust]

Surprisingly, nothing bothers me when I'm playing beside the game itself and its hiccups. My gaming sessions are mostly distractions-free and timed, so no issues there. Game related stuff is here, ranked

1. Unknown network error. That's a king of fails and the main contributing factor for not doing CEO/ Cargo in public sessions;
2. Loading times. I can load a full game and start playing in time spent joining Online. Somehow, R* managed to f*ck invite only sessions which are now loading forever from going from SP;
3. Permanent black screens after going from Heists/ Missions;
4. Getting stuck in a lobby being unable to move, pull up the phone, join the job or anything else. Happens more often since GR;
5. Matchmaking. Being put into Adversary mode or race instead of contact mission is amazing. Joining public after getting back from heist started from invite is my favorite, especially at that moment when chat settings are somehow ignored for a short period enough to lose faith in humanity (farting, N-bombs, terminal obesity breathing, blasting Despacito, squeaking, you name it).

I don't complain about players or vehicles, since I can avoid people and ignore crap I don't like but that doesn't mean playerbase is not f*cked, of course: mix of racist, prepubertal borderline intellectually functioning people who can barely drive vehicles with primitive physical model or complete objective beyond exploding anything in sight and dying in process. It's a better mystery for me than Black Dahlia how tryhards can simultaneously annoy people in sessions killing them but unable to clear NPCs in a mission unlocked for rank 20 players. People are #2 reason to be friends only. Network code is #1.

Edited August 6, 2017 by hei3enberg

[HATA C ME]

Gta is just a game dude. Are you seriously implying sh*t is really that important.?

Edited August 6, 2017 by HATA C ME

[IceDree]

Hi IceDree and thanks for the comment. I've been chilling out, mostly, spending a lot less time online and more time on personal projects.

 

LOL @ Kristofferson! I have four of those eating & pooping machines, except we call them "kids." And they ask for money. <sigh>

My pleasure . I understand, good luck with your projects.

 

Bahahahahahahahahaha

[Rotarl]

"Unknown network errors" given at the worst time. It kills my boner to play GTAO pretty quickly.

Example:

[REXX]

Babe, can you get the bread thats behind you?

 

Sure mum.

 

Turns back around: Hit 90 cars, flipped 12 times, rolled down chilliad, ended up at the bottom of the Alamo Sea

[PaeganLoveSong]

-When I need to take a piss. I put off using the bathroom as long as possible whenever I'm doing anything anyway, but being in the middle of a fire fight/race/mission and realizing I have to drain the lizard is annoying.

 

-When people text me and want full conversations. Double points for when they go silent after I start replying.

 

-Friends/family coming into the room and trying to get my attention. I'm literally wearing a headset and talking to people. IDGAF about your shoes anyway.

[Malibu Club]

People failing an easy ass mission like Prison Break - Prison bus. If you have a three star wanted level and are surrounded by police, it should be obvious to just stay in the car rather than flop out while it's moving at 60 mph and try to run to the bus while someone is in it trying to escape the police.

[fw3]

-When I need to take a piss. I put off using the bathroom as long as possible whenever I'm doing anything anyway, but being in the middle of a fire fight/race/mission and realizing I have to drain the lizard is annoying.

 

-When people text me and want full conversations. Double points for when they go silent after I start replying.

 

-Friends/family coming into the room and trying to get my attention. I'm literally wearing a headset and talking to people. IDGAF about your shoes anyway.

This is my life, minus the headset. LOL @ the shoes comment!

[rendub]

Playing solo. This game is awful to play if you don't have friends to mess around with.

[ViceOfLiberty]

 

Mom can't bother me. I'm an adult living in my own place now and if I wanna stay up all night eating ice cream and playing video games, I can!

 

And guess what, I haven't tidied my room all week either! #livingthedream

 

 

*cough* Sorry. What kills my immersive experience?

• Combat-rolling fools in dumb masks and neon guns dressed like they've come straight outta Destiny
• Knowing I have the ability to magically spawn a helicopter anywhere I want
• Lobbies emptying in the middle of a Freemode Challenge
• Ability to buy full-price designer clothes from a thrift shop
• Inability to buy anything from Cluckin' Bell or Burger Shot
• Any time a Hydra is in a session
• 'Locked' Interior Doors
• Cooldowns
• Unrealistic steak

 

Spot on.

[clinical oppression]

Playing solo. This game is awful to play if you don't have friends to mess around with.

Solo or friends both have pros and cons but I actually prefer solo as some friends are too damn needy Edited August 19, 2017 by clinical oppression

[JAYACH]

When North Korea bombs us so we have to hide in the shelter, the connection is so sh*t down there.

[Charlottes]

Probably when you're stealing/delivering whatever (guns, cars, etc) and you get blown up like, half a kilometer from the destination

[hotrats773]

Playing with a miserable heist host.

 

"Everyone only gets 15%"

 

Ok fine

 

"We're taking the armored police van"

 

*Roll eyes* mmmkay

 

"Why did you open the van door dumbass?"

 

Finally had to get on mic and tell him to STFU, that a cop opened the door.

 

An so on and so fourth...

 

Good lord, a high level that is ruder and stupider and sounds like a miserable, unfun f*ckwad will give me a reverse boner in seconds flat.

[Sanches]

Permanent black screens after going from Heists/ Missions;

HELL YEAH!

[ntinoskonsta]

is this even a question

 

 

​Or the fact that my internet has been down for 46 days but that's a different story

Edited August 21, 2017 by ntinoskonsta

[zoso80]

I'll treat this one with humor.

 

When my cat is less than 5' from me and this starts happening. Cat owners will get it.

 

[delorianlazarus]

Being on a solo lobby while I want to play with people, going for another session, and still keep hitting solo lobbies

 

Network issues

 

The sun lighting up the sky behind my curtain