What three things are you most proud of?

[SabreGT]

Finishing 17 - 0 in unlicensed boxing with 9 KO'S before becoming a fat slobby lump of lard with a sagging cider belly filled with sh*t would be mine.

 

Getting my first female companion after 15 years of long & hard loneliness.

 

Finishing High School with solid grades, despite problems with severe manic depression & alcoholism at the time.

[Femme Fatale]

Tie between my "Who's the last person you masturbated to?", and "Recipes for Gay cannibals" milestone threads. Every time I reminisce about either one, I feel an enormous boost of confidence. Like, it reminds me why I love myself so much. You know that moment when you feel a lot of adrenaline and happiness running through your veins, a huge smile grows on your face, you throw your fist up in the air, scream "YES!!" at the top of your lungs, all while either One Vision, or Stone Cold Crazy by Queen plays in the background? Yeah, that. :') The same can be said about this dream I had.

 

GTAF invaded my dreams again, this time more than just one person appeared. Blaze, Deadite, and Static were standing above Murdoc's "grave" after he was banned, while I was waiting for them to leave so I can do my thing. After they finished mourning him, I walked over to M's grave, and said: "Can you believe it? They claim that they loved you, but they leave you to rot underground. Don't worry, I'll take real good care of you." I started unburying him, carried his corpse above my shoulder, and as I started walking back home, I heard a female voice say: "Ahem, what are you doing?" I looked behind me, it was Tonguegirl. I asked her what she's doing here, and she told me to answer her question. "Taking him to my house, you know I'm a..." She just giggled while facepalming, "Oh you sick little homo, you couldn't resist could you?" I replied, "Yeah, well, he was really good at feeding my masochism, so why not? Wanna see all of the times he publicly abused me?" I reached into my pocket, and fumbled for a piece of paper. "No, put him back." I asked why, she told me to just do it, and when I started stuttering and pleading, she firmly said: "Achlys! Put. Him. Back!" I groaned in sadness, and dropped him back in his grave.

 

Tonguegirl just smiled, and said: "Good. Let's forget this, and go to the Premier, check out the male strippers." I instantly became happy, and followed behind her. When we got there, I saw that Darth Absentis, ShadowPerson, and Joemoetoe were there too. Crusin' the Streets by Boys Town Gang started playing on the club's speakers while all of the hunky men started putting on a show for us, Darth's lucky ass had the pleasure of touching one of the guys' abs. All five of us just talked about randow stuff, like which stripper is top or bottom, while watching the rest of the show. Eventually, I woke up, with a boner.

 

 

As for the third thing, finally getting a job in the US. It's a HUGE improvement compared to the really sh*tty amount of money Mexican jobs pay you.

Edited July 25, 2017 by Femme Fatale

[SinZer0s]

Wasting my life in videogames is the only thing i can be proud of *sigh*

[Rafae]

Graduating with an advanced diploma in Marketing in 2015

 

Getting through the sh*t hole known as high school in one piece and graduating with a decent GPA

 

Getting my driver's license four years ago

[chronic lumbago]

My size.

My size.

My size.

 

I thought I'd fail my driver licence test and screwed a lot of stuff up but somehow got my license. While driving, I was mentally ready knowing that I f*cked up so the moment my teacher said yes was a huge surprise. I don't know if it's something to be proud of though, I did make at least 4 mistakes and it would've been better if I had zero.

- freezed at a red light, when turned green I was still standing

- three tries at parking backwards until getting it right

- went way too fast into a tight corner

- my car turned off because of me (I'm sure there's an english term for it when that happens, dunno how to call it)

- before hitting a T, stopped my car too early and couldn't see what's coming left and right. Had to drive foward a bit.

 

 

My theory test was perfect though, 0 mistakes so I can be proud of that. I know people who couldn't pass it until after the 5th attempt.

Edited July 25, 2017 by fashion

[MCMXCII]

- Making an account on GTAForums.

 

- Never getting banned on GTAForums.

 

- Having a dirty members log on GTAForums.

[Algonquin Assassin]

-Getting a high distinction grade at university. It was an a amazing feeling getting 95/100 seeing as the first couple of years were rough as hell and I nearly dropped out. Glad I stuck around and turned over a new leaf. My grades have been so much more consistent and positive since then. It's the thing I'm most proud of in life atm.

 

-Getting my driver's licence first try.

 

-Still being a member of this fine forum after so many years.

[Davo the Assassin]

In no particular order,

 

1. Climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro.

 

2. Getting my Masters degree.

 

3. Loosing 35kg in weight, and having kept a stable weight for ~the last 11 months. (USED to be 110kg at 5'7'', with a BMI of 39).

 

And I soon hope to add 'Complete a half-marathon' to that list. Something I never dreamed I would be able to do when I was horribly obese a few years ago

[The Dedito Gae]

I can't even think in a single thing i'm proud of lmao

[Femme Fatale]

I can't even think in a single thing i'm proud of lmao

What about the memes you've made? You've gotten a p decent amount of likes out of them.

[AlienTwo]

I can't even think in a single thing i'm proud of lmao

You're loved and revered by many, reviled by only the worst.

 

 

l can only think of one myself, and I'm only partly the creator;

 

 

 

 

That was from this weekend and the Renaissance Festival; Pirate Weekend.

 

 

 

[DOUGL4S1]

-Winning the Nobel Prize, twice.

-Making my first billion dollars.

-Getting away with big lies.

 

Jk:

-Having a loving and caring family.

-Managing to get a honorable mention on a municipal essay contest, even tho I'm normally horrible with essays.

-Never getting robbed, in Brazil (Yet (Yep, that's something to be proud of (Way to go, Brazil!)))...

Edited July 25, 2017 by DOUGL4S1

[The Dedito Gae]

You're loved and revered by many, reviled by only the worst.

What about the memes you've made? You've gotten a p decent amount of likes out of them.

Lmao this forum.

 

 

I luv u too guys

[Smith John]

1) Voting against Scottish independence

 

2) Voting to leave the European Union

 

3) Voting - twice - to ensure Labour weren't elected into government in the course of two years

[Gummy]

-Barely graduating high school with ADHD and possibly other learning disabilities.

 

-Ranking up in CSGO from Silver 1

 

-Able to make friends with a group that doesn't make friends in high school.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

-Getting my first work i like that has the potential to last for a long time and has a good wage.(now hoping they keep me so long they will not even be able to fire me without paying me quite the amount of money afterwards )

 

-Getting my temporary drivers license(now only completing...ugh )

 

-Making this account to go on GTAForums(now just trying to keep it )

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

-I get my grandma's house after she passes away, and when my aunt passes away I will get her house too, since I'm the only heir. Those days will be bitter sweet though.

 

-Lost my virginity at age 16, though at the cost of my wizard powers.

 

-I made a 95 in drivers ed, and everyone tells me I'm a good driver, so I use that to define my character as a whole.

[Typhus]

Still being alive is a pretty big one for me.

[JON22]

Never touched a *fag

Don't drink.

Don't do drugs.

 

I ain't a sheep who tries to fit in.

 

*if that offends you then you're thinking about the wrong fags

[Goldn-Bayse]

Well today I passed my G2 driving test so that's one thing. I'm also proud about my Design Document for my game design class last year. And I also learned some basic cooking this year so there's that.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

- Distancing myself from the wreck I was junior year and making the rest of high school an enjoyable experience (until I fell into some health problems).

 

- Bringing myself to accept everything that took my life for a turn in 2016 and improve myself.

 

- Most recently deciding on a major I actually feel confident about rather than heading onto a dead end path of "I don't want to do this sh*t but it pays well"

[Big_Smiley]

Still being alive is a pretty big one for me.

Same. This is a pretty big one for me aswell....feels good being alive looking back on my rough past. Edited July 26, 2017 by GTA_The_Series

[MuntyJack]

positive thinking

hate kids

marijuana

[Sombra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJEzEDMqXQQ

[Menstrual Deranged]

Hmm..I guess I'd have to say

 

1) Graduating from high school and college with honors even though I'm not very smart

2) Keeping my sh*t fairly together in general when it comes to being a wife/mother/functional human

3) Not letting myself get too terribly bitter and maintaining a sense of humor, even though it's kind of dark sometimes

[Skeever]

-Graduating from school with good grades
-Voting for Donald J. Trump in the 2016 presidential election
-My lineage

[SHADOW OPS]

Raising a daughter that is turning out to be a kindhearted and giving individual. Emotionally and physically.

 

Love her so much.

[Mark_N]

1, I used to suffer from severe anxiety and wouldn't leave my home unless I reallyneeded to. However, I have worked so hard on trying to overcome this that I now have a steady relationship, have my dream job and a loving and caring famy.

 

2. Being a leader of my local scout group and helping transform the lives of young children so they can learn new skills and develop their own independence

 

3. Passing my driving test first time despite being extremely nervous.

[livejoker]

1. Ability to think for myself, stand my ground and not give in to peer pressure.

2. My skills in mathematics, I'm very good with numbers.

3. Those days I wake up, look in the mirror and think for a split second that I look mildly attractive.

4. Being pure and not have any STD's by chastity. Not by choice but still kind of cool, I guess.

[make total destroy]

im proud of all of you except most of you (you know who you are)