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TheSadisticOwl

i feel bad for killing flippy cliffy cliffford! i can say "voilà" (sparkly mrs. buzz post made me think about it hihihi) only in his voice and pronunciation anymore!!

You won't feel bad for killing him while doing Criminal Mastermind. You'll hear his quotes so many times during each attempt that soon enough, he becomes the most annoying A.I ever for you. Shutting that down that stupid robot is the most satisfying thing.

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Hécate-II

Cargobobs are overrated

 

 

No.

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Silencer555

F*cking scared the sh*t outta me.

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Sanches

Me and my friend wanted to help some low level to source crates. During a crate run, we both got shot by Valkryrie Mod 0 out of the Buzzard. The Buzzard got stuck in the air after.


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And some time after we joined a random heist and the guy gave us 25%. Cheers!

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Shadowfennekin

 

Cargobobs are overrated

 

 

No.

 

 

Yes

Mine still drops sh*t by itself

In a solo session!

Me and my friend wanted to help some low level to source crates. During a crate run, we both got shot by Valkryrie Mod 0 out of the Buzzard. The Buzzard got stuck in the air after.

 

Ugh, I f*cking despise the Valkyrie mission now.

Bad enough it's single crates, now the Valkyrie has a f*cking cannon!

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DentureDynamite

^^ Speaking of choppers, what's the deal with the Skylift?

 

Is this actually usable in any of the Doomsday heists?

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Sanches
Ugh, I f*cking despise the Valkyrie mission now.

 

 

 

Bad enough it's single crates, now the Valkyrie has a f*cking cannon!

Well, in this mission this Valkyrie didn't have cannon, i even stated it as Mod 0.

 

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PetrolCB

^^ Speaking of choppers, what's the deal with the Skylift?

 

Is this actually usable in any of the Doomsday heists?

 

No.

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jdv95

damn the car industry is realy banking on the SUV market these days.

 

just saw the rolls royce SUV they plan to make.

 

wonder why they added the streiter instead of a much more appealing (to the general gta crowd) SUV such as the lambo urus.

 

oh well with the recent high end SUV influx (ferrari's FUV,urus,rolls royce) i expect rockstar to start adding million dollar SUV's in the next couple of updates.

 

afterall the sport class is from now on also a million dollar class with each new car costing more then a mill.

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Hécate-II

Me and my friend wanted to help some low level to source crates. During a crate run, we both got shot by Valkryrie Mod 0 out of the Buzzard. The Buzzard got stuck in the air after]

The one ambushing you during the Special Cargo sale mission isn't a Mod 0 though, those NPC use the explosive autocanon for real in this one, thats since the DD heist release.

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Sanches
The one ambushing you during the Special Cargo sale mission isn't a Mod 0 though, those NPC use the explosive autocanon for real in this one, thats since the DD heist release.

Yes i know. I did read about it after Doomsday update. And also we met one today, it was tons of fun to actually intercept them.

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Pequod_

More aircraft stunting. The Alpha Z1 is fast.

 

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Sentinel Driver

I'm down to 20.5m I can't stop myself from buying discounted things even if I don't really need them like the anti-air trailer help me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Mach1bud

Damn I am so close to 10 mil for the first time in well, a very long time, and the Hustler is released.

 

Looks like it will be a while longer lol.

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tommyguns

I was in my moc and just closed the map when I see a player running up to me, my impulse was to shoot them but something made me hold back. Turns out they were a new player and just wanted to ride in my phantom.

 

So I let them drive it for a bit, then gave them a tour of a couple of my garages and told them to pick a couple of cars to test drive if they wanted. They picked the Cheetah classic first, after taking that for a spin I let them do the same with my elegy retro. Drove up to the airbase because they wanted to check out my hanger, did a few missions, gave them some ammo, held up some stores etc

 

It was like the early days of gtao when more people seemed more relaxed. Made a refreshing change, It had been a while since I ran Into someone who didn't try to shoot me or blow me up.

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THC

Using rapid fire on the ai just feels so satisfying. All those God damn times of dying from that bs now I can do it to them not even those stupid ass bullet sponges survive this.

 

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gtafan26

Using rapid fire on the ai just feels so satisfying. All those God damn times of dying from that bs now I can do it to them not even those stupid ass bullet sponges survive this.

 

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Wait, how do you do that?

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SHOKKERZ91

Using rapid fire on the ai just feels so satisfying. All those God damn times of dying from that bs now I can do it to them not even those stupid ass bullet sponges survive this.

 

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Not so great when you encounter this in freemode.

 

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HamwithCheese

Using rapid fire on the ai just feels so satisfying. All those God damn times of dying from that bs now I can do it to them not even those stupid ass bullet sponges survive this.

 

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Would be better with a sh*tty un-scoped lmg

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AStiffBreeze

Heard an NPC say something that I thought summed up GTA Online pretty well:

 

"It's a huge mess, but there's a lot of money to be made in that sort of chaos."

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thepiebaker

I was in my moc and just closed the map when I see a player running up to me, my impulse was to shoot them but something made me hold back. Turns out they were a new player and just wanted to ride in my phantom.

So I let them drive it for a bit, then gave them a tour of a couple of my garages and told them to pick a couple of cars to test drive if they wanted. They picked the Cheetah classic first, after taking that for a spin I let them do the same with my elegy retro. Drove up to the airbase because they wanted to check out my hanger, did a few missions, gave them some ammo, held up some stores etc

It was like the early days of gtao when more people seemed more relaxed. Made a refreshing change, It had been a while since I ran Into someone who didn't try to shoot me or blow me up.

Yeah I've spent so much grinding I don't know how to enjoy the game anymore. A buddy who dropped the game for 2+ years showed up once and I got to enjoy the game again because I was showing him the fun new stuff.

I honestly wish I had a newbie to adopt and show the game to and use my excess funds to help him through the university of Los Santos and hand my Empire off to as I enjoy my retirement as a hermit on mt gordo while waving my prick at oncoming traffic.

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Rafae

Heard an NPC say something that I thought summed up GTA Online pretty well:

 

"It's a huge mess, but there's a lot of money to be made in that sort of chaos."

That's basically a metaphor for life itself

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DentureDynamite

Heard an NPC say something that I thought summed up GTA Online pretty well:

 

"It's a huge mess, but there's a lot of money to be made in that sort of chaos."

 

lol A wise dev has figured out a safe way to speak their mind, if even indirectly. :)

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irish.chr

I'm dead inside.

 

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tommyguns

 

I was in my moc and just closed the map when I see a player running up to me, my impulse was to shoot them but something made me hold back. Turns out they were a new player and just wanted to ride in my phantom.

So I let them drive it for a bit, then gave them a tour of a couple of my garages and told them to pick a couple of cars to test drive if they wanted. They picked the Cheetah classic first, after taking that for a spin I let them do the same with my elegy retro. Drove up to the airbase because they wanted to check out my hanger, did a few missions, gave them some ammo, held up some stores etc

It was like the early days of gtao when more people seemed more relaxed. Made a refreshing change, It had been a while since I ran Into someone who didn't try to shoot me or blow me up.

Yeah I've spent so much grinding I don't know how to enjoy the game anymore. A buddy who dropped the game for 2+ years showed up once and I got to enjoy the game again because I was showing him the fun new stuff.

I honestly wish I had a newbie to adopt and show the game to and use my excess funds to help him through the university of Los Santos and hand my Empire off to as I enjoy my retirement as a hermit on mt gordo while waving my prick at oncoming traffic.

Next time their on I'm going to take them on their very first heist.

 

A tip though, even a relatively short break can freshen up gtao. I've taken a few breaks over the years, the first was on the longside though, 18 months. But I took a 1 month break in December & it was fun coming back. found out you could now open the cargobob ramp, which makes it faster and easier to ride my bmx down mountains...if you want fun, give that a try! And things just generally felt fresher.

 

I also cut back on my grinding again, after the last break, so I have more time when I do play, to just do what I feel like doing.

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DentureDynamite

^^ And hey; if you're really bored, you can always grab a car (with NPC at the wheel) off the street with a Cargobob, drop it off on top of the Maze bank, and watch them go crazy:

 

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J-Scott-D

 

I was in my moc and just closed the map when I see a player running up to me, my impulse was to shoot them but something made me hold back. Turns out they were a new player and just wanted to ride in my phantom.

So I let them drive it for a bit, then gave them a tour of a couple of my garages and told them to pick a couple of cars to test drive if they wanted. They picked the Cheetah classic first, after taking that for a spin I let them do the same with my elegy retro. Drove up to the airbase because they wanted to check out my hanger, did a few missions, gave them some ammo, held up some stores etc

It was like the early days of gtao when more people seemed more relaxed. Made a refreshing change, It had been a while since I ran Into someone who didn't try to shoot me or blow me up.

Yeah I've spent so much grinding I don't know how to enjoy the game anymore. A buddy who dropped the game for 2+ years showed up once and I got to enjoy the game again because I was showing him the fun new stuff.

I honestly wish I had a newbie to adopt and show the game to and use my excess funds to help him through the university of Los Santos and hand my Empire off to as I enjoy my retirement as a hermit on mt gordo while waving my prick at oncoming traffic.

 

That would be an excellent thread for the "Find Lobbies & Players" section. Helping other players has always been more fufilling for me.

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Shadowfennekin

The statement that most tryhards are kids is really 100% true, I rarely actually come across them on school days/nights. Only on weekends and late afternoons

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THC

Wait, how do you do that?

 

Well, first you have to reach level 8000, then once you're rank 8000 you must get 1 trillion kills with the MK II variant and then after that you get a option to upgrade the Heavy Revolver MK II to MK III which gives you the AI's rapid fire ability.

 

 

Just kidding its just some glitch you can find if you look up it up on Youtube. Now imagine if you actually had to do those steps? It'd be pretty ridiculous lol.

 

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Sanches

I rarely actually come across them on school days/nights. Only on weekends and late afternoons

But same could go for an adult man whos working at his job.

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