GTA Online General Chat

[Spider-Vice]

3 hours ago, C-Rhee said:

While using the "Selfie" action I've only just noticed that for some reason, the physical manifestation of our Online characters phone has a crack on it's screen, much like that seen on Trevor's phone.

 

At this point the GTAO protagonist has done so much sh*t, everyone's phone screen is cracked.  

[C-Rhee]

2 hours ago, Spider-Vice said:

At this point the GTAO protagonist has done so much sh*t, everyone's phone screen is cracked.  

While it does make sense as to why our phones would end up all banged up, I did specifically mention the Physical Manifestation because our characters never actually bring out their physical phone for gameplay reasons. It's only just now made me question what exactly the onscreen digital phone we always use is? Do we all have iFruit's with patented Life Invader chips implanted into our brains in order for us to make calls, answer calls, read texts, send texts, read emails, browse websites, accept jobs, etc. without even touching our phone?

 

"Hey man, you get a Dominator GTT yet?"

 

"Oh sh*t, nah. Hold up, lemme buy one real quick-"

 

 

"... ... ...Aight I bought it!"

[Cahill--EFC]

7 hours ago, C-Rhee said:

While using the "Selfie" action I've only just noticed that for some reason, the physical manifestation of our Online characters phone has a crack on it's screen, much like that seen on Trevor's phone.

 

 

Well the phone is 7 years old.   

[suicidal_banana]

Im laughing my ass off at all the god-complex kids on PC right now, every sess has several level 3000-8000 kids trying to teleport/crash/annoy everybody and for some strange reason all i can do is laugh about it 

 

Any cheaters reading this, go on, get your moneys worth while you still can, ya noobs.

 

E&E is going to be a breath of fresh air, if they dont charge me for it ima buy some shark cards when it releases, even if its the same janky engine (wich by now 90% sure it isnt) the fact that we can now pretty much say for certain it will deal with cheaters is f-ing glorious.

We better get a shirt that says "i dealt with cheaters for 8 years and all i got was this lousy t-shirt", ill wear that thing with pride 

[Standard Deluxe 59]

8 hours ago, C-Rhee said:

While it does make sense as to why our phones would end up all banged up, I did specifically mention the Physical Manifestation because our characters never actually bring out their physical phone for gameplay reasons.

Oddly enough, if you glitch in the ability to physically bring up your phone online, it has no cracks in the screen. 

[lnterloper]

5 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

Oddly enough, if you glitch in the ability to physically bring up your phone online, it has no cracks in the screen. 

 

True, with the director mode glitch, after you arrived on-line you would be in a glitched state where you would pull your physical phone out and it would look like this.

 

 

Spoiler

 

[lnterloper]

9 hours ago, suicidal_banana said:

Im laughing my ass off at all the god-complex kids on PC right now, every sess has several level 3000-8000 kids trying to teleport/crash/annoy everybody and for some strange reason all i can do is laugh about it 

 

Any cheaters reading this, go on, get your moneys worth while you still can, ya noobs.

 

E&E is going to be a breath of fresh air, if they dont charge me for it ima buy some shark cards when it releases, even if its the same janky engine (wich by now 90% sure it isnt) the fact that we can now pretty much say for certain it will deal with cheaters is f-ing glorious.

We better get a shirt that says "i dealt with cheaters for 8 years and all i got was this lousy t-shirt", ill wear that thing with pride 

 

Amen! I dream about the day I would play GTA on-line without "Ligma".

 

[Paule The Gamer]

Today is the day that we should be getting a free a futo gtx i just got mine! So am going to make the prize one my originally and sell the one i bought

 

[RyuNova]

R* - "I could simply snap my fingers and release GTAV for a third time"
Players - "And then what?"

R* - 

 

[Lonely-Martin]

On 8/13/2021 at 9:36 PM, suicidal_banana said:

Im laughing my ass off at all the god-complex kids on PC right now, every sess has several level 3000-8000 kids trying to teleport/crash/annoy everybody and for some strange reason all i can do is laugh about it 

 

Any cheaters reading this, go on, get your moneys worth while you still can, ya noobs.

 

E&E is going to be a breath of fresh air, if they dont charge me for it ima buy some shark cards when it releases, even if its the same janky engine (wich by now 90% sure it isnt) the fact that we can now pretty much say for certain it will deal with cheaters is f-ing glorious.

We better get a shirt that says "i dealt with cheaters for 8 years and all i got was this lousy t-shirt", ill wear that thing with pride 

 

It's good to see piping dreams are still strong.

[Cahill--EFC]

Special Birthday tomorrow......  17th September 2013,  GTA5 was released.

 

8 years old

 

GTA Online launched 1st Oct 2013 

(how far have we come) 

Launch

Edited August 16, 2021 by Cahill--EFC

[Spider-Vice]

39 minutes ago, Cahill--EFC said:

Special Birthday tomorrow......  17th September 2013,  GTA5 was released.

I think we're in August?

[Tomtomsengermany]

1 hour ago, Cahill--EFC said:

Special Birthday tomorrow......  17th September 2013,  GTA5 was released.

 

 

 

 

[HamwithCheese]

Nabbed my 1000th race win tonight. 1000 and 700 and something losses. Barely rank 60 on one character and 55 on the other. Maybe I'll get another 1000 wins for rank 100 yeah?

[lnterloper]

1 hour ago, HamwithCheese said:

Nabbed my 1000th race win tonight. 1000 and 700 and something losses. Barely rank 60 on one character and 55 on the other. Maybe I'll get another 1000 wins for rank 100 yeah?

 

 

It's absurd that Reputation does not take into account retroactively any Race wins from the past, anything out of this small niche of races, absolute garbage of grind based system made to pump player counts to please the suits, in the end of the day half of the player count is people idling in the car meet. I wonder how much of a carbon footprint in the environment the decision of one scummy suit in one update in one game can have in the planet?

[HamwithCheese]

16 minutes ago, lnterloper said:

 

 

It's absurd that Reputation does not take into account retroactively any Race wins from the past, anything out of this small niche of races, absolute garbage of grind based system made to pump player counts to please the suits, in the end of the day half of the player count is people idling in the car meet. I wonder how much of a carbon footprint in the environment the decision of one scummy suit in one update in one game can have in the planet?

I look at the leaderboards and a lot of people are straight up not participating in car meet sh*t. Nobody on my friends list is above level 20 and I'm in 49000th place on PS4 leaderboards. Out of the how many people that logged in launch day? And a lot of people and dedicated racers aren't racing because the rewards are just so f*cking low. This update doesn't make sense if I'm honest but I'm playing along I guess.

[IceDree]

Where do I find the Lost outfits in the lost contract?

[Timsalabimbo]

22 minutes ago, IceDree said:

Where do I find the Lost outfits in the lost contract?

In the back of the Slamvan you can steal in the first prep

[IceDree]

7 minutes ago, Timsalabimbo said:

In the back of the Slamvan you can steal in the first prep

Thanks!

[WesternRev]

Has online gotten more toxic?

[Hécate-II]

Randomly got my Gun Locker to work in heist again, it happened a lot of times but didn't bothered to screen it. Really frustrating not to know whats triggering it to work as well in gamemodes. 

 

 Thats Dead Courrier setup with a random host joined as CEO from an IO lobby. 

[Taterman]

17 hours ago, Timsalabimbo said:

In the back of the Slamvan you can steal in the first prep

 

Oh man. I just did that prep tonight, but it wouldn't let me get in any of the vans in the building. I didn't do the other prep yet, can I cancel the heist or restart it somehow?

[Tomtomsengermany]

1 hour ago, Taterman said:

 

Oh man. I just did that prep tonight, but it wouldn't let me get in any of the vans in the building. I didn't do the other prep yet, can I cancel the heist or restart it somehow?

 

Call sessanta and you can cancel

[Taterman]

21 minutes ago, Tomtomsengermany said:

 

Call sessanta and you can cancel

 

Thanks man. Which van is it that has the outfit?

[Timsalabimbo]

2 hours ago, Taterman said:

 

Oh man. I just did that prep tonight, but it wouldn't let me get in any of the vans in the building. I didn't do the other prep yet, can I cancel the heist or restart it somehow?

The SLAMVAN, not any of the vans near the building. Those aren't slamvans, those are gang burrito's.

 

When you start the first prep, Sessanta notifies you that the client has spotted a slamvan that you can use to infiltrate the clubhouse. A white icon shows up on the map, similar to the first prep in the Superdollar Contract where you can steal an army jeep at the Sandy Shores meth lab. Go there first to steal it (there will be some Lost MCs there guarding it), then go to the clubhouse. Once you park in the corona, the rear doors will open. Walk around the back and put on an outfit.

[SebKle78]

39 minutes ago, Taterman said:

 

Thanks man. Which van is it that has the outfit?

 

Watch out for an sms from Sessanta. She will give you a location on the map you can head to for using the disguise and drivin the slamvan to the lost location.

 

/edit

If you need to do the prep in burton it might be possible she will write an sms without revealing the location. As far as i know this is a bug.

Edited August 18, 2021 by SebKle78

[ilovefreebird]

19 hours ago, WesternRev said:

Has online gotten more toxic?

 

The entire world has gotten more toxic, real or online.

[Taterman]

7 hours ago, Timsalabimbo said:

The SLAMVAN, not any of the vans near the building. Those aren't slamvans, those are gang burrito's.

 

When you start the first prep, Sessanta notifies you that the client has spotted a slamvan that you can use to infiltrate the clubhouse. A white icon shows up on the map, similar to the first prep in the Superdollar Contract where you can steal an army jeep at the Sandy Shores meth lab. Go there first to steal it (there will be some Lost MCs there guarding it), then go to the clubhouse. Once you park in the corona, the rear doors will open. Walk around the back and put on an outfit.

 

7 hours ago, SebKle78 said:

 

Watch out for an sms from Sessanta. She will give you a location on the map you can head to for using the disguise and drivin the slamvan to the lost location.

 

/edit

If you need to do the prep in burton it might be possible she will write an sms without revealing the location. As far as i know this is a bug.

 

Oh man, I totally missed that. I guess I just tuned out Sessanta because she's so annoying.

Thanks guys.

[Hiddenshadow]

16 hours ago, Hécate-II said:

Randomly got my Gun Locker to work in heist again, it happened a lot of times but didn't bothered to screen it. Really frustrating not to know whats triggering it to work as well in gamemodes.

Possible already well-known, but there is some interesting data on that here: https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides/gun-lockers

[Hécate-II]

54 minutes ago, Hiddenshadow said:

Possible already well-known, but there is some interesting data on that here: https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides/gun-lockers

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  • The custom weapon loadout must work everywhere, from Freemode sessions to Freemode activities and Heists.

  Known flawless gun lockers include:

  • The Avenger’s gun locker, as a part of the Avenger Weapon Workshop upgrade
  • The Arcade’s gun locker in its personal quarters

   

  I use those two, and no way they're enable custom wheel in heist, survivals and missions consistently, sometimes it works though. 

Edited August 18, 2021 by Hécate-II