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[CrysisAverted]

rob convenience store at sunset

clerk "morning, you're my first costumer"

.... point gun right at him

clerk "dammit I just punched in"

 

heh

[Standard Deluxe 59]

You can store a maximum of 5 champagne bottles in your ass, um I mean inventory. 

[Mini Madrazo]

I did the thing

 

[Taterman]

[Sanches]

8 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

You can store a maximum of 5 champagne bottles in your ass

Amateur number.

[ilovefreebird]

I went by the casino last night and didn't see any construction materials. Hope my game just needs to reload.

 

I was also awarded $500k last night, I'm guessing the $250 from owning an office and the $250k from the nightclub delivery - both of which I hadn't received yet. 

[Carlin_Stanhope]

Just hopped online a few minutes ago. Wanted to grab the couple new free t shirts and take a drive over to the casino to see the "coming soon sign" differences and get a in game text ( from a 98 random) "do you have the Bogdan problem?" I know where this is going, but I'll play along. Shoot him a text "yeah why?" He replies " can you give me 18M?" I respond with " haha"( cause I almost fell out my seat when I read the number). He returns with the classic setup "what's funny?" My final response "A. Idk you. B , your asking people just give you 200+ dollars irl $. GFY" 

[Up2NoGood45]

I just logged on to a friends only lobby to rob some stores and got awarded 1.25 million dollars?  

[Up2NoGood45]

I was awarded a total of 1.5 million today from RS.  I know $250,000 was for owning a clubhouse I believe...but the 1.25 mil?  Anyone get that?

[IceDree]

What section/category of R* support did you guys use to tell them about your missing 250ks?

[gtafan26]

32 minutes ago, IceDree said:

What section/category of R* support did you guys use to tell them about your missing 250ks?

I think I used missing in game item ( under the online option)

[IceDree]

1 minute ago, gtafan26 said:

I think I used missing in game item ( under the online option)

Thanks!

[gtafan26]

14 minutes ago, IceDree said:

Thanks!

Good luck !

[Nyamber]

In the last 2 days, I've booted up the game three times.

 

And all three of those times, I've received separate gifts of 250k.

 

I'm tempted to just keep rebooting to see if it happens every time lmao.

[IceDree]

1 hour ago, gtafan26 said:

Good luck !

Fingers crossed

[Lonely-Martin]

On 6/5/2019 at 4:20 AM, Mach1bud said:

When I was a kid and got in trouble they made me stand in the corner of the room until I fell asleep standing up.

 

There was no devices to take away back then lol.

My Game Boy skated on thin ice a good few times, and if I got my football and BMX taken away for a spell, I was gutted, lol.

[gtafan26]

31 minutes ago, Lonely-Martin said:

My Game Boy skated on thin ice a good few times, and if I got my football and BMX taken away for a spell, I was gutted, lol.

I was lucky, I didnt have a Game Boy to lose when I got in trouble lol,

Edited June 8, 2019 by gtafan26

[IceDree]

Quick question, When I convert a car from regular to "custom", the conversion bill shows up in Maze's last 16 transactions page, right? right?

[Arrows to Athens]

Some dude orbital cannoned me for my $1000 bounty.

 

[Agent 14]

1 hour ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Some dude orbital cannoned me for my $1000 bounty.

 

Probably has hundreds of millions.

[Cackling Jack]

Its a good week to try and hit 1,000 store robberies. Currently at 331. 

[No Homing]

Has anyone received their 250k for doing a NC sale last week?

[Nyamber]

19 minutes ago, No Homing said:

Has anyone received their 250k for doing a NC sale last week?

I've received it like, 4 times by now.

 

I'm not complaining. For once, the game glitches in my favor lmao

[No Homing]

Just now, Natsuki said:

I've received it like, 4 times by now.

 

I'm not complaining. For once, the game glitches in my favor lmao

Weird. I usually don't get left out.

But I haven't received 2 bonuses in RDO and haven't gotten my NC sale 250k yet, but maybe it's too early to call that one out, back when event weeks started on Tuesdays I used to get the money around Friday/Saturday. So I guess I could give it a day.

[Up2NoGood45]

3 hours ago, Natsuki said:

I've received it like, 4 times by now.

 

I'm not complaining. For once, the game glitches in my favor lmao

Yeah, I logged on and got 250K for my MC.  Was happy with that.  Next day (Friday) I logged on and it awarded me 1.25 MILLION.  Where the heck did that come from?

[SirWillC]

16 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Some dude orbital cannoned me for my $1000 bounty.

 

Maybe he wanted to use his free orbital cannon shot wisely.

[Big Molio]

I have started to feel a bit sorry for the Oppressor 2 try hards who approach me on mine, not knowing that I have already chaffed, only to find themselves then running from my counter rockets, chaffing desperately when it is too late by then.

 

I message these pipsqueaks and tell them how to do it properly.

[Arrows to Athens]

3 minutes ago, Big Molio said:

I have started to feel a bit sorry for the Oppressor 2 try hards who approach me on mine, not knowing that I have already chaffed, only to find themselves then running from my counter rockets, chaffing desperately when it is too late by then.

 

I message these pipsqueaks and tell them how to do it properly.

Here in BS, the moment you lock onto them, they jump off and fall to their own demise. 

 

Then, of course, I fire rockets at them whilst they're on the ground hopeless.

Edited June 9, 2019 by Arrows to Athens

[Pedinhuh]

4 minutes ago, Big Molio said:

I message these pipsqueaks and tell them how to do it properly

OK but why tho?

 

The less these mouth breathers know about Chaff, the better.

[Big Molio]

Just now, Arrows to Athens said:

Here in BS, the moment you lock onto them, they jump off and fall to their own demise. 

I know. I generally leave "homing" switched to off until the last second. Most of them are hopeless with the chaff though, they think the chaff works like flares. I never get caught out with it and it drives them crazy.

Just now, Pedinhuh said:

OK but why tho?

 

The less these mouth breathers know about Chaff, the better.

I know, I know. I've felt sorry for a few of them. I have a big target on my back I'm sure, so they are often straight over for a go, but it's easy to counter their pathetic attempts. After a few goes I think I must get exasperated with them lol