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[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

What does Ron want? he calls me quite often

 

[Nyamber]

Parking the Miljet in your hangar is not a good idea. Unless you like falling through the air.

 

Edited June 2, 2018 by irish.chr

[Sanches]

@Maxx1013

He wants you to do some Trevor's contact missions.
SASASASASASSS update broke something and now these idiots may start calling you all over again. Now i get calls from Simeon, which i never did.

Edited June 2, 2018 by Sanches
Greetings ponch goi. Today i ask u how did u ur username????

[Guest]

^ hmmmm, now you mention it, those contacts have gone rather quiet on my phone after DDH DLC, and indeed call me more often again those last weeks (mostly Ron and Madrazzo). I always play a quite constant amount of contact missions, by the way and never "neglected" my contacts in my opinion. Thought it a coincidence, but maybe R* did mess with some trigger-thingies. Since SSASSS (whatever) I also observe some NPCs acting different in mission scripts, showing up in unexpected places etc.

Anyone more observant and technically savvy in the know of something like this? 

[EkaSwede]

When you start a full bunker sale in a solo public and you get the two Phantom Wedge Sales you know today's a good day.

When you're close to delivering the 2nd Wedge a lot of people suddenly popped inside the session giving me a large bonus I knew this was going to be a great day.

[Battle Scars]

Has anyone noticed on the DDH Act 3 when rescuing Agent 14, he starts shooting his gun in the Akula? I have done this set up before with other people and it never happened before, maybe a glitch or bug? 

[Alvarez]

When do the boni to Hangar and Bunker vanish, this Tuesday?

[Rafae]

2 hours ago, Alvarez said:

When do the boni to Hangar and Bunker vanish, this Tuesday?

Yep.

[SHOKKERZ91]

The moment you bait noobs to do a off road race with bikes which said bikes can´t finish. Priceless.

Edited June 2, 2018 by SHOKKERZ91

[Shadowfennekin]

18 hours ago, ALifeOfMisery said:

In notification settings there is an option to play sound when recieving a notification, looks like it's on by default, just needs unchecking.

Thanks;

Turned off the quote notification too, no idea why that was default.....

@Maxx1013

I finally gave in to his years of endless pestering by requesting a job from him during the recent double Contracts. That shut him up.... I haven't had any calls during FR at all anymore.

[Alvarez]

It looks like you cannot use your Pegasus vehicle during Matratze's missions. Such a shame, i would love to unleash the Dump on all of them.

[Hécate-II]

4 minutes ago, Alvarez said:

It looks like you cannot use your Pegasus vehicle during Matratze's missions. Such a shame, i would love to unleash the Dump on all of them.

Yeah, though you can access your office and get a weaponized vehicle from office garage, or ask to Pegasus concierge an attack helicopter. The second option is very buggy, leading to an Infinite black screen when exiting the building in the aircraft.

 

i know I can ask a personal aircraft...etc but I prefere use personal car+ Pegasus Buzzard/Savage when I play CM with randoms.

 

 

[Alvarez]

2 hours ago, Hécate-II said:

Yeah, though you can access your office and get a weaponized vehicle from office garage, or ask to Pegasus concierge an attack helicopter. The second option is very buggy, leading to an Infinite black screen when exiting the building in the aircraft.

 

i know I can ask a personal aircraft...etc but I prefere use personal car+ Pegasus Buzzard/Savage when I play CM with randoms.

 

 

Well, they are unfortunately are all outrun by the Deluxo.
But i bet the Deluxo grind will ebb next week, as it won't be 2x anymore and more players will try more creative solutions for the missions, like APC in Merryweather base or stealth option for LSIA. Come to think about, so many players haven't knew about the interior Michael chased Molly through!

[whywontyoulisten]

On 6/2/2018 at 9:05 AM, irish.chr said:

Parking the Miljet in your hangar is not a good idea. Unless you like falling through the air.

 

That's pathetic. Try standing on the door and you might have something worth making a video of.

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

Thanks @Sanches and @Shadowfennekinnext time I do some missions I'll start with a Trevor one.

 

 

[Sanches]

While waiting for my friend's bunker to make some money, we found a new hobby. Basically we just approach players and going for a selfie picture with them and watching their reaction.
It went suprisingly well. Out of ~10 players just one started to shoot rockets at us, one went passive and drove away and the last just started a fist fight.

There's the pictures:

 

 

 



 



 



 



 


 

 

Edited June 3, 2018 by Sanches
memes memes meMESM

[SHOKKERZ91]

Melo managed to catch me doing random stuff in a race...

 

 

Not gonna lie, i popped a boner right there.

[Arrows to Athens]

On 6/2/2018 at 8:06 AM, Maxx1013 said:

What does Ron want? he calls me quite often

 

More importantly, why the f*ck does Simeon, the egg head, call me often?

Edited June 3, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

 

https://youtu.be/zf4TjcLmrls

 

Edited June 3, 2018 by Voodoo-Hendrix
Fixed the link lol

[Sanches]

@Voodoo-Hendrix

Can't say if you're wet because of sweat or water.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

4 hours ago, Sanches said:

@Voodoo-Hendrix

Can't say if you're wet because of sweat or water.

 

Both.

 

Also not the first time it happens:

 

[aFinn]

14 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

More importantly, why the f*ck does Simeon, the egg head, call me often?

 

Call Ron/Simeon and request a job. They will send a contact mission on your phone. You don't even need to do it, just request it.

Edited June 4, 2018 by aFinn

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

15 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

More importantly, why the f*ck does Simeon, the egg head, call me often?

 

You're a racist.

 

/s

[Coleco]

Lester and Ron call my phone all the damn time

 

But do I ever get a call from my dad? Do I f*ck

 

 

 

 

[TheRipperOfLagoZancudo]

 

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

^I saw the guys over on the GhillieMaster Discord ripping this video to shreds, all I did was read the title and proclaimed "Brb I need more chemo, cause that's a internet cancer"

 

Edit: also note that parts of the thumbnail are stolen images that have been poorly cropped.

 

Edited June 4, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

16 minutes ago, TheRipperOfLagoZancudo said:

 

 

So I suffered through 16 minutes of that video until I just couldn't take it anymore, his points kind of were:

 

1. Playing as a tryhard takes skill (sure, cuz blowing yourself up is the epitome of skill)
2. Tryhards being the butt of many jokes (what?)
3. Tryhards generate interest in GTA Online (completely the opposite, tryhards drive away players from the game)
4. Tryhards increase the skill ceiling of the game (this is his only point I kind of agree, mainly because tryhards are the first to discover all the broken sh*t)
5. Tryhards bring game balance to the game (dafuq?)

 

How delusional do you have to be to believe that your toxic, annoying playstyle is a "necessary evil"? Those are some olympic tier mental gymnastics, you're not needed, far from it.

 

And oh god, the comments... How there's a tryhard community in the first place is beyond me.

 

15 minutes ago, Suzuki Azure Vulpine said:

"Brb I need more chemo, cause that's a internet cancer"

 

Can I have uhh some chemo pls?

[Black-Dragon96]

6 hours ago, TheRipperOfLagoZancudo said:

 

 

Ah, yes.

 

I replyed the following to the comment of a guy who wanted to 1vs1 me after I told him that his super fast ewoing is not skillfull at all.

 

- Đ ø ç ť ő ř į ă ł - 
No ewo, no suicide, no ghost org, no otr, no exploits, no cheats, no wallbreaches, no passive popping no bst, no autoaim, no helmets, no thermal vision, no explosives (grenades, stickys) , no heavy weapons (rgp, homing launcher, minigun, grenade launcher), no speacial ammo, no marksman rifle, no sniper dancing (aka moving  left and right super fast), no weaponized vehicles.
Just good old aiming and shooting with regular weapons at a random location on the map.

 

The reply of the video creator

GET THE f*ck OUTTA HERE LOL. YOU’RE THAT TRASH THAT YOU DAMN NEAR OUTLAW EVERYONE WEAPON IN A 1v1

This nigga said no “Sniper Dancing” Some noobs are so damn DUMB!

 

So the guy who wants to play without exploits and OP toys is the noob and trash player.

These tryhards would be so funny if they wouldn't be so sad.

[Shadowfennekin]

No game needs tryhards

The lot of them should go back to playing COD and leave other fanbases alone

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

6 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

No game needs tryhards

The lot of them should go back to playing COD and leave other fanbases alone

 

I don't want them even on COD, that's something I don't wish on anyone.

 

And now, a counterpoint for that disgusting pro-tryhard video: