Utterly useless vehicles you'll never get rid of

[jwdrinkwaterjr]

Title says it all. What have you got in your garage that totally sucks ass but you love it anyway?

 

For me it's my Rat Bike. It's ugly. It's slow. It will probably give my character a disease and kill him even faster than all the binge drinking and unprotected sex he has with those nasty LS hookers. Nonetheless every single time I unlock something for it I run right out and buy it.

Out on the street if an NPC even walks near it i go on a homicidal rampage. Stay the f*ck away from my bike douche! BLAM BLAM BLAM!

 

Anyway, what's everyone else got?

[Pedinhuh]

Bagger(my first owned vehicle);

BF Surfer;

Manana;

Emperor;

Tornado;

Slamvan Custom;

Dinka Blista Compact;

Blazer;

Sanchez;

Manchez;

Desert Raid;

Infernus;

Penetrator;

Brioso R/A;

Specter Custom;

Penumbra;

Bison;

Dubsta;

BF injection;

Rusty Rebel.

Edited July 13, 2017 by Pedinhuh

[jwdrinkwaterjr]

Bagger(my first owned vehicle);

BF Surfer;

Manana;

Emperor;

Tornado;

Slamvan Custom;

Dinka Blista Compact;

Blazer;

Sanchez;

Manchez;

Desert Raid;

Infernus;

Penetrator;

Brioso R/A;

Specter Custom;

Penumbra;

Bison;

Dubsta;

BF injection;

Rusty Rebel.

These are all useless? Jesus you know how to pick em huh?

[IceDree]

My Emperor (clean). I can't get rid of it for some reason. I've sold it 3 times already, yet I keep saving another one a week later.

[DangerZ0neX]

My Seminole and Asea, even though I'm bored as hell with the former and haven't pulled out the latter in months.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I've done garage cleaning so I don't have much outside of cars I know I'll drive. That said the most useless car is probably my Zion XS. I have it simply because I want something that looks like an M6. But in truth, outside of exterior looks, it sounds and drives nothing like one. In other words it's horsesh*t. But it's there whenever I just wanna look good.

[TheLordMarvel]

Armored Boxville, if that counts; cause I technically could never get rid of it.

[nido997]

there are some ...I remember bying the Burger shot Stallion twice, just for the sake of having one in my garage ...

the Zions, the Sentinels , the Gauntlets , most of the Lowriders ... I m not driving them on a daily basis , but somehow I can´t get rid of them ....

[Pedinhuh]

 

Bagger(my first owned vehicle);

BF Surfer;

Manana;

Emperor;

Tornado;

Slamvan Custom;

Dinka Blista Compact;

Blazer;

Sanchez;

Manchez;

Desert Raid;

Infernus;

Penetrator;

Brioso R/A;

Specter Custom;

Penumbra;

Bison;

Dubsta;

BF injection;

Rusty Rebel.

These are all useless? Jesus you know how to pick em huh?

For me, they are useless in the sense that I don't use them for that gives me any kind of benefit.

 

Useful for me is my Nero Custom for supercar races, Schafter V12 for Sports races, Insurgent for griefing, W. Tampa for VIP Jobs, Buzzard for moving around as a CEO...

 

Yet, I won't sell them because I still drive/ride them around when I can, as I appreciate having them all equally.

[coelacanth72]

90% or more of my cars are useless. My favorite useless car is probably my easy-e voodoo custom.

[kovaandr]

My Obey Tailgater I found randomly on the street when they weren't even spawning in traffic back in November 2013.

I also still have my BF Injection, regular Cheetha(with a unique red, idk where that colour came from) and my Pegassi Monroe (which for some reason has no "sell" option in LSC), all of them are from 2013/ early 2014 and I never brought myself so sell them.

[SHOKKERZ91]

All of them, except my insurgent.

[Zader]

I've got a good number, but my top one has to be my Glendale. Bought it back when the hipster update dropped, still have it sitting in my garage in Paleto.

[Malitessa]

Vapid Hot Knife, just love them old-time hot-rods. Completely useless in any situation and if it’s been raining… forget about it! I love the way it looks and you don’t see folks driving em in game, wish I could take it into Benny’s and remove the roof or something.

[Deltroid]

Probably the mariachi tornado the most useless stuff in my arsenal, but i keep it because of my friend gave it to me when he fell off from the cliff with it where it spawns "here, a car, keep it" so i did. Also some muscle cars i have for the sake of collection in my office garage.

[jwdrinkwaterjr]

I actually plan on acquiring even more useless vehicles.

Torero. Going to buy it for the looks. Can't imagine it will hold its own racing, but don't care.

Trophy Truck. This looks like probably the second most useless vehicle in the game right behind the Faggio. But it's a friggin trophy truck man. I don't care it costs 550k.

Ratnado. Because, Ratnado.

[autofanatic]

Probably the mariachi tornado the most useless stuff in my arsenal, but i keep it because of my friend gave it to me when he fell off from the cliff with it where it spawns "here, a car, keep it" so i did. Also some muscle cars i have for the sake of collection in my office garage.

I heped my friends to spawn mariachi tornado. lol. I have kept it for a long time.

[Phmiller714]

My F620. It's slow, doesnt handle that great but for some reason I love looking at it

[LL Cool L]

faggio mod

 

only reason I haven't sold it cos the sell price was chicken change

[Zee Gate Keepa]

Technically, my entire collection is useless, but these two are probably at the top of the list. Both were two impulse builds after a heist marathon years ago with some friends. The thought of selling either is torture, for some reason.

[budcat]

Some of my fav "sh*tty" cars:

Picador

Surge

Intruder

Blista

and to a lesser extent

Sentinel

Schwartzer

 

All around best sh*t car though has to be the Picador. Fun to drive, very small, steal someone's bike and throw it in the back. Awesome car.

 

PCJ and Bagger are runner ups. Drive my Bagger all the damn time. So slow but you just look so good doing it.

 

The most utterly useless vehicle that I never use and have had forever and will never get rid of would have to go to the Roosevelt.

Edited July 16, 2017 by budcat

[Forza Harrd]

Either all my cars are useless, or none of them are. Or most of them I should say, my X80's and Bati 801's make me a little money and give me a lot of enjoyment. The rest I use mostly just to get me from my latest spawn point to the nearest pink circle to start my next session of stunt racing (Btw I don't really count my Insurgent, even though it's a garage car I think of it as a Pegasus vehicle, and I use it every time I do some I/E (actually my main source of funds nowadays, besides whatever AM is giving 2x$)).

 

But when I'm racing I like to put on my most garish outfit for the pre-race lobby and my most "off the wall" ride to leave (unlocked and with permission for any random to drive) at the race spawn point. Someone once left a Chrome Adder (W/Money Rims) at the Sandy Shores airstrip and I had a blast "borrowing" it for a while. So I try to return the favor to other young randoms. You know, some level 6 might appreciate getting to test drive a fully loaded X80 or Shotaro. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

I guess my choice is my Benny's Sultan RS. It was my second or third car in online, but instantly my favorite daily driver as a low level. Then I upgraded it for the first solo MC clubhouse dupe, made countless millions (not really countless, I just don't remember how much) with it and now just look at it fondly every once in a while.

 

Join me in a session today AND YOU TOO can borrow this completely useless Seawash Green Tornado!

Edited July 16, 2017 by Forza Harrd

[Guest]

The normal Tampa.

It has no traction off the line and it doesn't have that tood of a top speed.

 

I love it.

[Guest]

The normal Tampa.

It has no traction off the line and it doesn't have that tood of a top speed.

 

I love it.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Pegasus dump truck comes to mind...

 

Really...even if i could get rid of it...i still wouldn't.

[jwdrinkwaterjr]

I also have a Peyote and a Gauntlet taking up space. Both I stole on separate occasions because I needed a ride home. Haven't touched either since.

There's a uniquely colored Sandking in there too that I thought looked good but haven't driven it since.

And also my sh*tzu Vader. I actually chased down its hapless NPC owner and murdered him to get it. And haven't ridden it since. I feel kinda bad. Not for killing some guy who was just out for a ride, but for the time I wasted doing it.

[Maxxi]

Today I just cleaned out my Office Garage 2 of all of the Neros, Specters, Banshees, Elegies, and Comet Retros for a nice garage full of classics I will probably never drive.

 

Essentially everything I own that doesn't have guns built in is useless, but I love them all with a passion.

[capton_cutclass]

My Lurcher / Calahari / Picador / Brawler / Surfer

[Nyamber]

My Tailgater, Bodhi and Buffalo S. I've had them all since like, the first week of the game. Found the first 2 on the street and used the first SP to MP glitch to bring the Buffalo online.

 

The Michael, Trevor and Franklin collection will never leave my garage.

[BoxiestSumo]

I don't have any useless vehicle because I only have a Fugitive and I drive it most of the time lol.