Who all has a dead Jeep on their lawn?

[jwdrinkwaterjr]

2001 Grand Cherokee. Bad injector and multiple wiring issues. Lawn ornament since 10-16.

[sivispacem]

I don't. I had a dead G60 engine in my garage for about three years. Let's turn this into a more general "cars or car bits you've got lying around for no good reason" thread.

[jwdrinkwaterjr]

Well the Jeep I keep telling myself is going to my daughter this fall when she gets her license.

 

Stuff lying around for no good reason:

Dead VW power steering pump

Unidentifiable cylinder heads

Most of a 1967 John Deere bulldozer

[unopescio]

'67 VW with a seized engine in my front yard for a year now. I refuse to sell it for less than $3500 I dont care how long it takes.

[nick rynearson]

I know a guy with a dead 2009 Honda Civic

[GTA-Biker]

I have a broken down Fiat in my back yard:

 

 

 

Yeah,I know,my back yard looks like a real sh*thole.

 

 

 

[HeavyDuke]

^

So whats the deal with the Fiat anyway, going to gut the roof off and turn it into a pant pot on wheels?

[GTA-Biker]

It's actually my aunt's old car,she bought a new one and just left the old one to rot there.She wants to sell it,but at a crazy high price,so nobody wants to buy it.It's been sitting there collecting dust for 4 years now,I'm 99.9% sure it's dead by now.

[HeavyDuke]

LMAO, typical woman trying to sell a car.

 

I think this quote fits her perfectly:

 

''That woman is out there. She can’t be bargained with. she can’t be reasoned with. She doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not lower the price, ever, until you are dead. '' - HeavyDuke

 

Seriously though after 4 years the battery is certainly dead, tires will have mayor flatspots, interior most likely will be a biohazard mold greenhouse and to be honest, i don't think a junkyard owner would be enthusiastic to pick it up, even if its for free.

Edited November 21, 2017 by HeavyDuke

[Carlover325]

Wasn't on my lawn, but last month my Jeep died on the freeway. Faulty CPS killed the engine while going 75mph, and would not restart. Luckily it was late, light traffic, and I was able to pull way off the road.

 

[Outcast]

Haven't driven my Hummer H2 for a good couple years now. I wouldn't classify it as dead because it still works and drives, but all 4 tires are in dire need of replacement. My Karmann Ghia is still completely stripped so I've got the engine, gearbox, and interior just lying about.

[MitchMaljers]

Haven't driven my Hummer H2 for a good couple years now. I wouldn't classify it as dead because it still works and drives, but all 4 tires are in dire need of replacement. My Karmann Ghia is still completely stripped so I've got the engine, gearbox, and interior just lying about.

You've got an H2?!

 

Nice, dream car of mine.. Any reason why you don't drive it?

[El Dildo]

this thread should be called Who Here Is White Trash?