Buckle up chucklef*cks, I'm here to make a thinly veiled venting thread on microtransactions in GTA Online, in reaction to common statements such as "it's free content" and "you don't have to pay" - but no worries, this'll cover video games in general because modern high-budget video games are trash, and so are you.
TL;DR read the GTAO Style Microtransactions subsection ya plonker
Let's back up a bit here. Microtransactions are a system whereby the customer can purchase digital currency