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universetwisters

When you think you can get a decent night’s sleep just by sitting on the side of a dirty mattress for 6 hours 

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Panzermann11

You become addicted to the radio songs you start dancing and singing along loudly.

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When you see one in traffic and say to yourself 'Oh cool, an Ubermacht Zion'. No, that's a BMW 6 Series...

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Panzermann11

You see a police officer chasing a criminal then help put the criminal down, expecting a $50 bounty.

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When you watch a gangster/criminal film, and literally the whole movie you are like "Hey!, just like in GTA!"

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When every time somebody mentions New York City you think of Liberty City.

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MiamiViceCity1986
23 hours ago, Americana said:

When every time somebody mentions New York City you think of Liberty City.

 

I've never been to NYC in my life, but no joke from the amount of time I've spent playing GTA IV I would feel confident I could get around most places in NYC simply because from what I've played of GTA IV. Everytime I watch a movie, tv show that's in NYC it makes me think of Liberty City.

 

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universetwisters

When you think you can get money from banging a hooker and killing her but you get chlamydia too

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When you think Savannah bears this name because it's the place where the nearly eponymous car was invented.

When you plan to visit Vietnam and absolutely want to avoid Da Nang because you are sure you will meet the eponymous gang there.

When you work in a fish factory and immediately run away screaming the whole place is going to blow as soon as you see a garbage truck enter the area.

When you don't stop visiting the driving school because you hope to meet Michelle Cannes there.

When you think Bernard Montgomery bears this name because he comes from the eponymous village even if he was British.

When you think the Ludendorff bridge of Remagen bears this name because it was built by war prisoners originating from the eponymous place in North Yankton.

When you want to eat a hamburger and ask everyone where the nearest Burger shot is.

When you subscribe in a sports club and ask your coach if you will have to buy your equipment in Pro-Laps.

When everytime you meet a Black dressed in green you call him homie and try to recruit him.

When you see a Black dressed in green and another Black dressed in purple act friendly towards each other and immediately wonder which mod the player installed.

 

EDIT: When you go in the mall and shoot all the windows of the shops because you think you'll receive a 5000$ daily income.

When you go in the police station and steal a car then bring it under a magnet in the port hoping the crane will take it in the nearby boat so you get a 1500$ reward.

When you roam the streets with a spray can, see a tag and always paint Grove st 4 life on it.

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Im really twisted...

Somebody parked car near shop with engine idling and not locking doors for ten minutes...

I had urge to give it a spin, some fun for crazy lockdown he have...
 

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MiamiViceCity1986
On 3/15/2021 at 4:42 PM, universetwisters said:

When you think you can get money from banging a hooker and killing her but you get chlamydia too

 

Speaking from experience are we? 

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universetwisters
4 minutes ago, Algonquin Assassin said:

 

Speaking from experience are we? 

 

 

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Chief_Forasteiro

When I listen to GTA's radios in my car when I'm driving. 

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Panzermann11

Pretty much appiles to all games out there but...

You try to load to undo all your wrongdoings, but realize you can't do that IRL.

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- When you join a police force so you can hide in a toilet block at a local park while thinking your partners are rats.

- When you go to a police station dressed like a lawyer and ask where Salvatore Leone is all the while insisting to everyone that you should be called "Lionel."

- When you try to jump into a convertible car to copy Tommy Vercetti but fail epically by ending up landing butt-first on the gear stick.

- When you go around the back of a police station and wonder if this is the PC or XBOX version after not finding the Teargas grenades.

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Panzermann11

Travelling around Nevada...

 

"Look, Hoover Dam! That's where the NCR and Caesar's Legion were fighting over!"

 

"Oh, you mean the Sherman Dam?"

 

"The Sherman what?!"

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Panzermann11

"Grand theft auto" is now permamently associated with a video game rather than a term for car theft.

 

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Basically any time a song comes on I associate with GTA radio I think of the games almost instantly. 

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Panzermann11

You refer to the FBI as FIB and the CIA as IAA. I swear, someone could get R6's FBI mixed up.

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Carl Theft Auto

You know you played too much gta when you hate candies because they're Sweet.

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17 hours ago, Carl Theft Auto said:

You know you played too much gta when you hate candies because they're Sweet.

Candy Suxxx tbh.

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Panzermann11
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If there's a car on fire nearby, SHE'S GONNA BLOW, RUN LIKE HELL!

 

Almost every video game featuring destructible cars taught me this.

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When you go in a hotel and immediately ask what's the price to buy a suite.

When you go in your hotel room, discover a ragged tiki with drug inside and find it perfectly normal.

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CynicalMexican
On 6/9/2021 at 2:45 AM, DownInThePMs said:

I called a Lancer a Kuruma once.

Sometimes when I see real cars, I say their GTA equivalent name

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Even in Far Cry 5 where this song appeared, I can't resist the urge to say "VICE CITY... FOR LOVERS!" at the beginning of Sexual Healing.

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