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middevonclown

You know you've played too much GTA when IRL...

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middevonclown

Whenever you hear sirens you wonder how many stars the criminal has.

 

You can't see a car transporter without seeing it as a potential stunt jump,

 

Wooden crates look like 'cover'

 

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DeXiovi

When you go see family/friends and they don't know who you are.

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whywontyoulisten

...this is the 90th time you've seen this topic on the forums.

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Solid Scorpion

You have to resist the urge to steal the Discovery or Range Rover sat in front in traffic remembering they don't sell foe 9k irl... they sell for more.

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DrSweatySphincter

I was recently at walmart and saw a armored truck, I miss that thing lol

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Khephera

When you drive over pedestrians at the Times Square and you are amazed and disappointed that the cops don't shoot you. -.-

Edited by Khephera_87_GER

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Nick1020

When you get confused with gta and irl cars....

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DeXiovi

When you drive over pedestrians at the Times Square and you are amazed and disappointed that the cops don't shoot you. -.-

He called Lester.

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21:6

You shoot yourself and think you'll respawn at the nearest hospital.

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REXX

Look at that Übermacht!

 

That what?

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Rafae

When you start driving like you're playing GTA

 

 

😂

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Mrs. Buzz

When you start driving like you're playing GTA...

 

 

 

...but realise you won't come far (no armor upgrade installed) :)

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

when you start considering doing heists irl.

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MeisterJazz

You see a range rover irl and wonder if you should steal it so you can take it to LS Customs for 9 grand.

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THC

When you eat some candy and it doesn't heal you up.

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malcolm_tucker

We used to pull all-nighters playing San Andreas and getting stoned, if we went down town the day after I'd get literal hallucinations walking down the street where I momentarily thought I was in the game. It happened once with Tony Hawk 4 as well, forgot how to use my legs for a second cos I thought I was on a skateboard lol. Sleep deprivation is a sick high if you get it right

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middevonclown

We used to pull all-nighters playing San Andreas and getting stoned, if we went down town the day after I'd get literal hallucinations walking down the street where I momentarily thought I was in the game. It happened once with Tony Hawk 4 as well, forgot how to use my legs for a second cos I thought I was on a skateboard lol. Sleep deprivation is a sick high if you get it right

I swear, I almost stole a Pizza Hut moped after playing Vice City all night. Just for the epic endo potential.

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Rafae

...but realise you won't come far (no armor upgrade installed) :)

I still drive recklessly though 😎

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Foreverpast

When I see a police helicopter in real life, then try to throw a snowball at it, thinking it'll start smoking & crash.

Edited by Foreverpast

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A Paradox from 94

-The word "killing" makes your dick hard.

-You pay unhealthy attention to inflation rates

Edited by Brent Starkey

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kottonmouth401

when you start wearing body armor and a werewolf mask just to go to the store.

 

when you find yourself considering adding a roll cage, neons and a loud annoying loop horn to your Nissan Versa.

 

And when you immediately recognized that that dude on TWD was Trevor.

Edited by kottonmouth401

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SHADOW OPS

When you have dreams of driving an Insurgent to work. Cuz f*ck traffic.

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Estraikerful

When you want to EWO but you know you will not respawn.

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zoso80

1. When I've seen this thread more than a few times on this forum.

 

2. Getting into the spirit of it - when in this situation captured below you have a visceral reaction to reach for a sticky bomb. And yes, I took the picture.

 

2822gie.jpg

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ArthurLopes

When you try to dupe a car but you remember that real life isn't easy as it seems

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livejoker

When you see a mountain and want to parachute off only to remember you'll get stuck on the cliff side for half a day.

When you see a guy on a scooter and call him your scooter brother.

When your car gets impounded so you jump the fence rather than paying the fee.

When you're getting punched so you desperately look for a way to enable passive mode.

When you board a plane and ask a flight attendant to meet the guy who's flying the Titan.

When you want to kill a hooker to get your-wait, this is too much lol.

Now how about a thread where you HAVEN'T played GTA enough?

When you make a thread and only list 3 examples and finish it with a line of dots.

Come on!

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kottonmouth401

when the captain charges you $25,000 just to move your private yacht to a different port, and you don't even question it.

 

when you're at a family function and you start putting kick votes on the kids.

Edited by kottonmouth401

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SMACKED!

When somebody says "let's rob a little bubble gum off this store" "nobody will see" "they have no camera" and you feel like a convict.

 

When you go swim into a small water channel and you think you're into an amphibious assault mission because your parents didn't let you go swim in there.

 

Autism is strong.

Edited by SMACKED!

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Donatello

When you see a boat on the street and you think someone activated the wrong cheat.

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Femme Fatale

When you think that your local Gay bars do the bus stop like in Hercules. Seriously, I asked them, and they just said "the what?"

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