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Whenever you hear sirens you wonder how many stars the criminal has.

 

You can't see a car transporter without seeing it as a potential stunt jump,

 

Wooden crates look like 'cover'

 

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You have to resist the urge to steal the Discovery or Range Rover sat in front in traffic remembering they don't sell foe 9k irl... they sell for more.

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When you drive over pedestrians at the Times Square and you are amazed and disappointed that the cops don't shoot you. -.-

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Look at that Übermacht!

 

That what?

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malcolm_tucker

We used to pull all-nighters playing San Andreas and getting stoned, if we went down town the day after I'd get literal hallucinations walking down the street where I momentarily thought I was in the game. It happened once with Tony Hawk 4 as well, forgot how to use my legs for a second cos I thought I was on a skateboard lol. Sleep deprivation is a sick high if you get it right

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We used to pull all-nighters playing San Andreas and getting stoned, if we went down town the day after I'd get literal hallucinations walking down the street where I momentarily thought I was in the game. It happened once with Tony Hawk 4 as well, forgot how to use my legs for a second cos I thought I was on a skateboard lol. Sleep deprivation is a sick high if you get it right

I swear, I almost stole a Pizza Hut moped after playing Vice City all night. Just for the epic endo potential.

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When I see a police helicopter in real life, then try to throw a snowball at it, thinking it'll start smoking & crash.

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A Paradox from 94

-The word "killing" makes your dick hard.

-You pay unhealthy attention to inflation rates

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when you start wearing body armor and a werewolf mask just to go to the store.

 

when you find yourself considering adding a roll cage, neons and a loud annoying loop horn to your Nissan Versa.

 

And when you immediately recognized that that dude on TWD was Trevor.

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1. When I've seen this thread more than a few times on this forum.

 

2. Getting into the spirit of it - when in this situation captured below you have a visceral reaction to reach for a sticky bomb. And yes, I took the picture.

 

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When you see a mountain and want to parachute off only to remember you'll get stuck on the cliff side for half a day.

When you see a guy on a scooter and call him your scooter brother.

When your car gets impounded so you jump the fence rather than paying the fee.

When you're getting punched so you desperately look for a way to enable passive mode.

When you board a plane and ask a flight attendant to meet the guy who's flying the Titan.

When you want to kill a hooker to get your-wait, this is too much lol.

Now how about a thread where you HAVEN'T played GTA enough?

When you make a thread and only list 3 examples and finish it with a line of dots.

Come on!

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when the captain charges you $25,000 just to move your private yacht to a different port, and you don't even question it.

 

when you're at a family function and you start putting kick votes on the kids.

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When somebody says "let's rob a little bubble gum off this store" "nobody will see" "they have no camera" and you feel like a convict.

 

When you go swim into a small water channel and you think you're into an amphibious assault mission because your parents didn't let you go swim in there.

 

Autism is strong.

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