Double RP and GTA$ on Heists is Back!

[pete_95973]

Time to break out the piss-bucket, it's a heist marathon!

I will just take the 9 second walk to the bathroom between set ups

[Rashkovskys Shiv]

3 Pacific standard finales done and it's only midday.

Mmwhahaha.

You snooze you loose.

[Ray's Occult Books]

Mr boss keeps a bottle by his chair during his live streams, he's been spotting using it.

[IamCourtney]

 

Time to break out the piss-bucket, it's a heist marathon!

I will just take the 9 second walk to the bathroom between set ups I can see my TV from the toilet

[SHADOW OPS]

Mr boss keeps a bottle by his chair during his live streams, he's been spotting using it.

I bet it's a small bottle.

[Rockstar_Fanboy]

Just use the Kuruma. Won't lose much.

 

Kuruma method patched a long time ago.

 

I do not know if this is generally known, but my crew and I do it PSJ over and over again, and we almost always keep all the money. And we do it on the bikes. And we take the standard route. In case it is not known, I will outline our method, which will make it easier for you:

 

the key is to leave on the bikes in two phases. The money guy (who should be the hacker) goes with one other guy (who will protect him). Money guy should be in the lead, as the trail guys draw the most fire. The other two guys remain by their bikes, ready to go. You will get an out of area message with a timer that counts down. One of the two lead guys needs to watch the timer, and when it gets down to five seconds, he tells the other two to get on the bikes (you can also count to three using 1 one thousand starting right after MoLester says "go, go, go!"). The reason for staggering it like this is that the back two guys will draw the most heat. When the money guy crosses the last bridge, there is a short cut you take up the side of the mountain (this is just before the road winds around. There is a log on the ground that marks the shortcut). The money guy should go half way up the embankment and stop. His protector should get ahead of him, get off his bike, and with his RPG, take out the two cop cars at the entrance of the tunnel. Once clear, you just keep following the route. There will only be one more cop car the rest of the way, and to be safe, the protector can take that one out too (if the guy with the money is good on the bikes, he should be able to get around him without getting hit). All four proceed to the boat and finish it just like before,

 

We did it 12 times a few weekends ago and I think we got all of the money 10 or 11 times (losing very small amounts the other two times). It still requires basic bike skills, but it is pretty easy. Put your best bikers in the back because they will draw the most heat. To avoid dying, I recommend wearing heist heavy armor and leaving your vest screen up (though my teammates don't do this and they never die, but they are all excellent on the bikes). If you do that, remember to close the armor screen before jumping off the bike and parachuting, or you won't be able to get the chute open.

 

I have probably completed PSJ about 200 times all kinds of ways. Tried the helicopter method with a group a few weekends ago, and I am here to tell you, don't bother. It does not spawn reliably 100% of the time, and even when it does, going to get it takes longer than the bike method, by a significant amount of time (several minutes).

 

Hope this helps!!

 

Edit: I should note that we do this by having one of the two crowd control guys running from the bank to the bikes. Money guy stays in the bank (and if money guy is the hacker has the money, he never has to come out). One other guys stays out front and clears out the helis. The runner gets to the bikes, blows them up, then commits suicide. When all the players hit continue, all four players will appear at the bikes. Then follow the instructions above.

Edited May 9, 2017 by Rockstar_Fanboy

[DentureDynamite]

 

That and it is only one week, which means I will skip it due to finals.

I skipped mine years ago, chemistry. Biggest mistake of my life choosing Chem.

Bricklayer for the past 3 years, enjoy it a hell of a lot more than I did Chemistry.

 

OT - Looks like I'm coming out of heist retirement. "Daddies back, bitches"

 

Ah, chemistry... if you need a break from that (and failed heists), I have the perfect comic relief solution (spoiler below). lol

 

All you need to do is "Just Look Around You!"

 

 

 

 

Edited May 9, 2017 by DentureDynamite

[Ray's Occult Books]

 

Mr boss keeps a bottle by his chair during his live streams, he's been spotting using it.

I bet it's a small bottle.Get ready for 50 plus videos

How to become a multI millionaire

From MR T-REX Arms FTW

Edited May 9, 2017 by Ray's Occult Books

[SHADOW OPS]

 

Just use the Kuruma. Won't lose much.

Kuruma method patched a long time ago.

 

I do not know if this is generally known, but my crew and I do it PSJ over and over again, and we almost always keep all the money. And we do it on the bikes. And we take the standard route. In case it is not known, I will outline our method, which will make it easier for you:

 

the key is to leave on the bikes in two phases. The money guy (who should be the hacker) goes with one other guy (who will protect him). Money guy should be in the lead, as the trail guys draw the most fire. The other two guys remain by their bikes, ready to go. You will get an out of area message with a timer that counts down. One of the two lead guys needs to watch the timer, and when it gets down to five seconds, he tells the other two to get on the bikes (you can also count to three using 1 one thousand starting right after MoLester says "go, go, go!"). The reason for staggering it like this is that the back two guys will draw the most heat. When the money guy crosses the last bridge, there is a short cut you take up the side of the mountain (this is just before the road winds around. There is a log on the ground that marks the shortcut). The money guy should go half way up the embankment and stop. His protector should get ahead of him, get off his bike, and with his RPG, take out the two cop cars at the entrance of the tunnel. Once clear, you just keep following the route. There will only be one more cop car the rest of the way, and to be safe, the protector can take that one out too (if the guy with the money is good on the bikes, he should be able to get around him without getting hit). All four proceed to the boat and finish it just like before,

 

We did it 12 times a few weekends ago and I think we got all of the money 10 or 11 times (losing very small amounts the other two times). It still requires basic bike skills, but it is pretty easy. Put your best bikers in the back because they will draw the most heat. To avoid dying, I recommend wearing heist heavy armor and leaving your vest screen up (though my teammates don't do this and they never die, but they are all excellent on the bikes). If you do that, remember to close the armor screen before jumping off the bike and parachuting, or you won't be able to get the chute open.

 

I have probably completed PSJ about 200 times all kinds of ways. Tried the helicopter method with a group a few weekends ago, and I am here to tell you, don't bother. It does not spawn reliably 100% of the time, and even when it does, going to get it takes longer than the bike method, by a significant amount of time (several minutes).

 

Hope this helps!!

 

Edit: I should note that we do this by having one of the two crowd control guys running from the bank to the bikes. Money guy stays in the bank (and if the hacker has the money, he never has to come out). One other guys stays out front and clears out the helis. The runner gets to the bikes, blows them up, then commits suicide. When all the players hit continue, all four players will appear at the bikes. Then follow the instructions above.

I though you did all heists in jets?

[shmok2]

I was about to turn off the game when I suddenly started to see that the green invitations has the double sign so I joined one of them after not doing heists a long time because I got tired of playing with idiots & I found myself doing the 5th heist's setupas & finale with amazing players. It was a flawless gaming experience. Super professional. Each setup made me $52,250 richer & we finished the finale with the full $2.5M (my generous cut: $875,000).

 

It can only go downhill from here.

[PyrrhicRaptor]

So anyone want to help my sorry carcass get through these, XOne gamer tag is Pyrrhicraptor

[InactiveNew]

anyone who wants someone well drilled in heists add me. Legit level 1029 and no messing around. PSN:TheBhoys2011

Edited March 31, 2018 by UniqueAsh

[Rockstar_Fanboy]

 

 

 

 

 

I though you did all heists in jets?

 

 

I wish man. Don't tease me.

[SHADOW OPS]

 

 

 

 

 

 

I though you did all heists in jets?

 

I wish man. Don't tease me.

Not teasing. Just not my thing.

[Rockstar_Fanboy]

 

 

 

 

 

I though you did all heists in jets?

 

 

Since a hydra can't be used in heists (except that one set up), it is no one's thing.

[US Marshal1911]

Anyone else have a problem with the helicopter in the first heist?

[Blankerz]

I too forgot how infuriating playing with randoms is.... just tried Pac Std and some tit alerted noose so a guy left, tried the plane setup on the second attempt the bloody moron crashed it on the way to the delivery point. That's 30minutes down the sh*tter.

[SHADOW OPS]

 

 

 

 

 

I though you did all heists in jets?

 

 

Since a hydra can't be used in heists (except that one set up), it is no one's thing.

 

Thankfully. Well time to play.

[⁣V⁣]

Thanks for doing this like a week before my exams, R*. Apprentice ya.

[Rammer2k]

I assume that the Elite Challenge bonus is doubled too?

[Pedinhuh]

I assume that the Elite Challenge bonus is doubled too?

Usually the bonuses are not doubled.

Still I am taking this chance to try the CMM, there is no better time than now.

[Rafae]

None of the bonuses are doubled, just the setup and finale payouts

[KingBen]

Does anyone know if the heist glitch still works to keep doing it over and over?

[⁣V⁣]

Still I am taking this chance to try the CMM, there is no better time than now.

 

I'm getting me old crew together for "one last job".

[SPECTER II]

Might as well make the most of this. Might be the last time we can easily assemble an active crew before Gunrunning and RDR2. :<

[deadx23]

Double cash hhhmmm I usually take the zero cut,what's that on double?

[DangerZ0neX]

Of course, the best event in this game's existence comes when I'm having dozens of exams around the corner and mountains of assignments that need to be submitted, how fantastic.

[wingoose]

Double cash hhhmmm I usually take the zero cut,what's that on double?

Double the love from the other 3 participants!

[d3mentu]

Heists with randoms it's not worth it (even double GTA$ and rp) this randoms amazed me all the time how they find a way to die or fail the setup by exiting when you're not expecting it or someting "fun stuff anyway".Only worth GTA$/time is with friend or good crew, anyway thumbs up for R* for doing this events but I feel are too late for me (I do not really need money or rp at this time).

[shmok2]

Does anyone know if the heist glitch still works to keep doing it over and over?

 

It seems so. A few hours ago I joined 3 players & we did the setup missions & the finale of the 5th heist. Something like 5 minutes after we finished the finale I got a heist invitation from the host. I thought that we were going to start the 5th heist from scratch but nope, it was the finale of the 5th heist again. I was afraid R* will annihilate my game if I'll participate in a duplicate finale so I left & explained to the host that I'm a coward.