Random Heists Ouch

[MastuhWaffles]

So as of late I have been just playing random heists with people just to have some fun and get some cash while I'm at it.

But recently the intelligence level has shot down to an all time low.

 

I've been mostly doing the Humane Labs, and I always am the pilot. So during one that I did we made it all the way through only having to restart after the one guy forgot how to parachute. After that we were getting ready to land and meet with the lady, and the co pilot shoots the car and blows it up failing the mission. He said "I didn't know that was going to happen." I'm pretty sure that I got cancer from that or something.
I don't know what it is with GTA randos but they cannot for 2 seconds stop shooting the guns on the helicopter. I had one guy blow up my car at the start so after the mission I proceed to axe him in the face which was very gratifying I might add.

And it's not just the choppers, during the Key Codes I had the one dude who was playing as the Buyer just start shooting and failed it right off the bat. After that mission I also axed him in the face.

Another thing was the Deliver the EMP for the humane labs, and for some reason this one dude would not stop shooting at the enemies that were being watched by others always alerting them, and on top of that they can't even headshot allowing the targets to live. Obviously they don't have the .50 but I gave them 5 tries, telling them I would take care of it, but I guess they think they know better. (I didn't get to axe them in the face.

During the prison break heists I get low levels who say "they are alt accounts" and they know what they are doing as the prisoner, and I always play pilot so I'll be flying around and what do you know the low level dies. That's been a common trend, I don't know why hosts even bring them along.

My other pet peeve for that heist is for demo to not shoot the jet in the chopper. I always fly behind the jet in the velum and wait till it leaves but for some reason people who play demolition cannot read or doesn't speak English because despite me telling them not to shoot them down they always do. But in the end I also enjoy axing them in the face.

 

What are your guys random GTA heists storys? Does anyone else just randomly hop into lobbies like I do, or just strictly stick to friends only?

 

 

[Hécate-II]

http://gtaforums.com/topic/773108-heist-failure-stories/page-52

 

Post here. 52 pages of Heist failures.

[eyman]

I have a feeling a mod will redirect you and close this thread so in the mean time I will tell you a funny, not so funny joke

 

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.

"Need some help?" a secretary asked.

"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?"

"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.

"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"

I hope that made you laugh if not then I'm sorry for wasting your time.

 

Edited April 29, 2017 by eyman