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Femme Fatale

Which quote(s) do you feel a deep connection with?

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Femme Fatale

Title says all.

 

It is my earnest wish to destroy a man, Mr. Cipriani. Destroy...not merely kill. I want him and his whole organization weakened and humiliated before he dies. I want him to suffer.

-Toshiko Kazen

How I feel about R* for killing off Johnny, and for betraying me and other certain GTA fans. I'm over it tbh, but every time I remember it, I start hoping that, maybe someday, they'll pay for their sins. Going bankrupt(weakened and humiliated), then get burned alive. Or reenact this scenario that I posted waaaay back when I was a completely different character(lol, I cringed so hard when I re-read that :blush: ). Of course that would mean that the GTA franchise would cease to exist, but I wouldn't give a f*ck. I mean, it's not like I won't be able to keep on playing IV and the 3D eras.

 

Lost, but not forgotten.

-Billy Grey

Nuff said.

 

Did you see the look on their faces?(laughs)

-Ron Jakowski

Bit of a guilty pleasure since he says it after you know what. But this is the first thing that came to my mind when *MURDOC* was banned, and everyone was crying about it. I guess it kinda affected me too, like I said in that one thread, he knew how to fluff me with the insults(I use that term loosely since I've been called worse things) he threw at me.

 

In my day, gay guys used to be lonely, needy and lost. Now they're all in relationships learning how to cook.

-Gay Tony

Yup, I can confirm this. It's actually kinda sad, really. :/

 

That's all I have for now, maybe I'll remember some more later on. What about you guys?

Edited by Achlys

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Algonquin Assassin

When I was in the army... we were going on a mission... to ambush a squad who had killed a lot of innocent people. They were our enemies... but we never did it. There were fifteen of us. All boys from the village. But one of us betrayed the group. It was a setup... for money! Twelve people died, three escaped. I know the traitor was not me... So for ten years I've been searching for the other two. One of them lives here.

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theNGclan

"Cheesy vagina"

 

This resonates with me.

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~Tiger~
Carl Johnson: Now I know you're blind, man - but you gotta see this.


Woozie: Very clever.



Carl Johnson: You could at least turn the lights on.


Woozie: Oh, I thought I had.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Trevor Philips: You're like every other asshole. You made a bit of money, and you became a turd.


Michael De Santa: I've got news for you, I was always a turd.


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eCola

"Welcome to Burger Shot, motherf*cka!"

Edited by Cluckin' Bell

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universetwisters

"I got a date with a CHEESY DELUXE"

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Payne Killer

Trevor Philips:

[chasing a train on a dirt bike] Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga!

 

Trevor Philips: Who is this guy using my dead friend's tired-ass movie quotes with my dead friend's alias? And my dead friend's family? In a house that must have been paid for by my dead friend's stashed millions?

Wade Herbert: Wow, that's a real mind f*ck.

Trevor Philips: Yeah, I'll show you a f*cking mind f*ck. I'm gonna stick my boy in your eye, it's gonna come out your ear!

Wade Herbert: I-I-I didn't mean anything by that, T... T-Trevor.

Trevor Philips: Lube up your eye hole, f*cker, 'cause I'm gonna f*ck your tiny mind! I'm about ready to turn you into roadkill!

Wade Herbert: Please, don't turn me into anything. I just wanna be Wade.

 

Trevor: You can jerk me off if I get bored. I'm kidding! You can suck me off.

 

Niko Bellic: During the war, we did some bad things...and bad things happened to us, maybe that is no excuse...perhaps here things will be different.

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perennial

"My mother is my sister."

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Osho

CJ - And now he wanna pop you? ( laughs ) .. And they say gangbangers is petty and small minded!

Juan Cortez - I hope any recent problems have not affected his health, or uh, mental well being, Mr...uh?

Tommy - Vercetti. He's just got a touch of...agoraphobia.

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ProKiller93

Let's go bowling

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Queen Elizabeth II

"I don't have any bananas".

Edited by Queen Elizabeth II

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LaBombaRomba

"You like mah ass, always holdin' sh*t up!!"

Sincerely, Orange 12.

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Edited by LaBombaRomba

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Osho

GTA 2 - And remember respect is everything

Misty - Hey, I'm bored, when you gonna drill me.

Donald - Let's capitalize on this opportunity.

El Burro - And lure these fools to their doom with the jeengle-jeengle

 

CJ - After five years on the East Coast, it was time to go home.

Tenpenny - Assholes, you never understood what I did. Fifty of me and this town would be okay. I took the trash out. I DID - and I'd do it all again.

CJ - You know what's up with Smoke - he always saw things a lil' different than us.

Edited by Osho

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Donatello

"Alright, lemme tell ya, I love my country. I would love to tongue kiss the Statue of Happiness. Just reach my hand underneath that big smock she's wearing and give her a nice freedom squeeze." - Richard Bastion

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TheOneLibertonian

"There is no such thing as a new beginning, Roman. With every day we live, we pick up new baggage, baggage we must carry with us for the rest of our lives. There’s no dropping it and pretending we are fresh and clean, just because we get off a boat in a new place."

 

"He did not used to be like this. When we were young, at home, he was beautiful. He was happy. He made me happy. But then something changed. Years ago. I never quite knew what it was. So many years I wondered what it was, or what was wrong with me that I did not see it in him, or I changed him.

 

Life is complicated. I... I never thought I'd live like this.
No?
When the war came, I did bad things, but after the war I thought nothing of doing bad things. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people.
And you don't worry about your soul?
After you walk into a village and you see fifty children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul.
God is very complicated. You mustn't give up hope.
Well, I don't know about that."

 

"Capitalism is a dirty business."
"So this is what the dream feels like. This is the victory we longed for."
"Peace and Prosperity be Damned my Brother. The Almighty forgives, The Lost DON'T!"
"Brothers for life, Lost forever."
"Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the... Ah, I don't know, that thing. That magic. You see it in the movies. I wanted to retire. From what I was doing, you know? From that, that... line of work. Be a good guy for once, a family man. So, I bought a big house. Came here, put my feet up, and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads. My kids, would be like the kids on TV, we play ball and sit in the sun... But well, you know how it is."
"Surviving is winning, Franklin, everything else is bullsh*t. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid: survive."
Edited by TheOneLibertonian

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SonicTheSexhog

The fart from GTA 2.

 

Also "I'm Dean France, I don't need to show you my ID!"

Edited by SonicTheSexhog

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Steezy.

"I was your bitch! I could've been staring down the barrel of your gun any f*cking day, you motherf*cker!"

 

"f*ck man, you know how it is, homie. You just start running and sh*t. Then all of a sudden your legs give in and you just can't run no more."

 

"Yeah, whatever, dog. It's either this or dealing dimebags. The bullets come crackin' at yo ass either way."

 

-Franklin Clinton

 

 

 

"No! I keep doing these favors for you and you pay sh*t. I need this from you. A guarantee that you will find this man. I know he's in the city. So either you give me your word or go f*ck yourself, I'm sick of this sh*t!"

 

"War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other."

 

 

"So this is what the dream feels like?...This is the victory we longed for."

 

-Niko Bellic

 

 

 

"The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema, but this comes close."

 

"I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you."

 

"What did I do wrong in a past life?"

 

-Tommy Vercetti

 

 

 

*Crowd applauding* "And remember, respect is everything! "

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Johnny Spaz

"In jail, bein' on top ain't gay"

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Officer Ronson

''If I am not hit in the end just shoot me''

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slimeball supreme

"You killed my friends for one thousand dollars?"
"How much do you charge to kill someone?"

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LaBombaRomba

"I can't stand cold cheese" - Big Smoke

No seriously, I hate cold/dry cheese.

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Officer Ronson

''i am a cop hunting killers''

''GUYS WHAT THE f*ck AM I DOING?!''

''don't worry men we'll molest him in the station''

Edited by Officer Ronson

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SMACKED!

Do you shower in dodo?

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Yinepi

"Do you want to die here where it's always snowing? Or do you want to go and live where it's always sunny?" ~ Michael De Santa

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Payne Killer

Leon McAffrey: You took your time, Toni.

Toni Cipriani: You say jump, I say screw you.

 

JD O'Toole: Oh God, I can't believe this. Why am I to blame? It's not my fault. But you know Salvatore, he's gonna get the vice squad on my ass. Oh my God, it's gonna be like those statutory rape charges. Have you ever been in prison on statutory rape charges, man? They come at you in the showers! Oh my God, and she was 18! Oh my God! This is gonna be worse!

Toni Cipriani: Listen you babbling cock sucker, what in God's name is wrong?

JD O'Toole: It's Salvatore. He was kidnapped while leaving the club.

Toni Cipriani: Why didn't you say so? Instead of making me listen to that crap. Come on.

 

Niko Bellic: So this is what the dream feels like? This is the victory we longed for.

 

Gerry McReary: You handled yourself well on that bank job.

Niko Bellic: It was fun.

Gerry McReary: Fun? Too much fun - that's always been this family's problem. Fun, good causes, a good laugh, some stupid dream or some stupid distraction. But never any f*ckin' focus. Never!

Niko Bellic: Mmm, focus...

Gerry McReary: All we've ever been is bitches. Working for guineas, working for ni**ers, any asshole with a buck. The whole lot spent in the proper manner, oh yeah, wine and women, as quick as possible, and remain a slave forever.

Niko Bellic: Very poetical.

Gerry McReary: Yeah, I know, national tragedy.

 

Johnny Klebitz: [During a shootout] f*ck! You! f*ck you! f*ck you! f*ck you! f*ck you! f*ck you!

 

Johnny Klebitz: [During a shootout] I don't care if I die!

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assCRACK_98

"I just had me a Cluckin' Bell and I gotta get to a bathroom."

Edited by Rodger Cheeto

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DOUGL4S1

\/ Joke \/

 

"Well, Mrs. Smith, Eddie's taking your star son, your prized little quarterback, and f*cked him in the ass, and then tied him up, strangled him into knots! And your daughter? Your pretty little daughter, Mrs. Abrahams? Eddie's ripped out her intestines, just to see if he could feel anything and you know what!? He coudn't eh... he coudn't"

 

 

For real:

"You killed my friends for one thousand dollars?"
"How much do you charge to kill someone?"

Edited by DOUGL4S1

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Osho

Toni: Listen you babbling cock sucker. What in god's name is wrong?

Joseph: It's Salvatore. He was kidnapped while leaving the club.

Toni: Well why didn't you say so? Instead of making me listen to that crap. Come on.

 

E:

Some more...

 

*. Tommy - Persuation's my forte.

 

*.

Edited by Osho

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Niobium

"YOU ALWAYS LIKED GASOLINE TREVOR!"

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George Costanza

"Does the pope sh*t in the woods?"

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