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We need communication from Rockstar and I've got an idea


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And I think I got an idea how to summon Rockstar developers here. That requires specific ritual done step by step and Dan Houser will come out from depths of hell to talk to us.

 

Every user has to complete this ritual, STEP BY STEP!

 

1. Turn on your PC and visit rockstargames.com

2. Say "Dan Houser is our lord and saviour" ten times

3. Then visit Rockstar Games twitter account: twitter.com/rockstargames

4. Tweet them this text: "Glorious Mr Dan Houser come talk to us at gtaforums.com"

5. Open this link: http://www.mcvuk.com/cimages/a89a994b489db164ae5fd211f6360fb8.jpg

6. Get naked and masturbate to this picture

7. While ejaculating say "Dan Houser is our lord and saviour" again, ten times

8. To complete the ritual you have to buy Megalodon Shark Card from there: https://www.rockstarwarehouse.com/store/tk2rstar/en_IE/pd/productID.333355800

9. If enough users do it Dan Houser will come visit us and give us info about upcoming content updates and Red Dead Redemption

 

Rituals shall begin. Go do it.

 

 

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Do not forget to conjure a circle of protection around you and try not to leave it during this ritual. Dabling in these dark arts can be dangerous.

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You can set this as your avatar so there's better chance of succesful ritual.

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Part of me wants to report this...

Part of me wants to see how far this hilarious garbage thread can go...

The latter part is stronger, dang :D

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Part of me wants to report this...

Part of me wants to see how far this hilarious garbage thread can go...

The latter part is stronger, dang :D

its gotta be " him " , seeing my flashback there was once a guy who spammed image of demons

apparently

 

while i did suspicious , i can't tell if that account was " his head " or another puppet

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I'd like a 2-paragraph essay justifying the creation of this thread on threat of [redacted]

 

Points will be docked for bad use of the English language and further bad attempts at humour.

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Is there even a category for this in the "Best of..." voting for 2017?

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I'd like a 2-paragraph essay justifying the creation of this thread on threat of [redacted]

 

Points will be docked for bad use of the English language and further bad attempts at humour.

Go away. You are disrupting our ritual.

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lmao nerd

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