GTAO 2016 Los Santos Election! Rock the Vote!¡!

[nido997]

LAMAR DAVIS 4 PRESIDENT !!!!

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

Who's the hottest?

[fw3]

Looks like, as of right now, the leading candidates from the list above are:

Karen Daniels (D)…16 votes
Lester Crest (L)…14 votes
Lamar Davis (I)…14 votes

 

Of the "None of the above" votes, which is 24, there's no write-in who is close to those numbers.

[Hunter]

I don't know how great America's going to be made, but the reactions of some of the people in the off topic section? Those - those - are great.

[Collibosher]

Karen Daniels, duh?

Seriously who the "F" votes for Lester?

[Khephera]

I don't know how great America's going to be made, but the reactions of some of the people in the off topic section? Those - those - are great.

lol xD

 

 

 

 

Of the "None of the above" votes, which is 24, there's no write-in who is close to those numbers.

I don't know what that means. Does it mean that "we" CAN complain about the outcome?

[BlackMilk]

Kenny Loggins or Trevor Philips.

Still not listed in the poll. So I'm still not voting! And just like IRL, everyone cares a lot about me not voting, right?

Validaaaaaaate meeeeeee!

[saintsrow]

I was worried at first that Jack Howitzer was left off the list. Good to see that some people remembered him.

 

I've got this weird deja vu dream that somebody like Jack Howitzwer was governator of some state like San Andreas, but I just can't quite put my finger on it. Oh, well, surely it was just a dream.

 

Not that I would write in Jack. I have my own preference, but my ballot is secret.

Donald Love is back. <3

And that's not a good thing. Not a good thing at all ...

[DangerZ0neX]

Jock Cranely won, great job Citizens of San Andreas, now we have four more years of Hydra griefers and shirtless tropical sport shorts-wearing radical raccoons with rocket launchers.

 

Pat yourself on the back for making hell exist.

[Nacho Z]

It's going to be a rough ride America, if you haven't already got a bomb shelter I'd look into it.

[Non Funkable Token]

And I thought it was Sue Murry who actually had tons of Saudi millions to be elected and make San Andreas full of combat jets and military stuff.

 

Oh, the irony.

[Reathyr]

Jock Cranely won, great job Citizens of San Andreas, now we have four more years of Hydra griefers and shirtless tropical sport shorts-wearing radical raccoons with rocket launchers.

 

Pat yourself on the back for making hell exist.

It's the hell we deserve.

Edited November 9, 2016 by Reathyr

[ciel]

Jock Cranely won, great job Citizens of San Andreas, now we have four more years of Hydra griefers and shirtless tropical sport shorts-wearing radical raccoons with rocket launchers.

 

Pat yourself on the back for making hell exist.

I'm giggling like f*ck at this. I need sleep Edited November 9, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[BlackMilk]

Jock Cranely won, great job Citizens of San Andreas, now we have four more years of Hydra griefers and shirtless tropical sport shorts-wearing radical raccoons with rocket launchers.

 

Pat yourself on the back for making hell exist.

Except for the fact that Lester and Karen are tied and there seems to be no option to vote for Cranley.

Stop spreading misinformation, you damned filthy liberal media hippie!

 

(am I doing it right?)

[GrandTheftPots]

Karen Daniels, duh?

Seriously who the "F" votes for Lester?

Me I did !!

[EkaSwede]

Jock Cranley won...

 

AND HE WASN'T EVEN A CHOICE!

 

The nerve of that guy.

[Solid Scorpion]

Boo to the guys who voted for Avi.

He's a sexual predator. He tried to assault my character then pushed her off the boat!

 

Lester voter here.

Seems the most rational and he pledged consensual orgies and picnics.

[Matrelith]

Jock Cranely won, great job Citizens of San Andreas, now we have four more years of Hydra griefers and shirtless tropical sport shorts-wearing radical raccoons with rocket launchers.

 

Pat yourself on the back for making hell exist.

The people only have themselves to blame.

[BlackMilk]

Meanwhile, Lester is still ahead of the rest.

[fw3]

Well, it looks like the election is over and Lester Crest (22 votes) has won, with a slight lead over Karen Daniels (20 votes).

Here's, essentially, what was voted in.

"An unlikely candidate, Crest's intolerance for the current administration and the corrupt "business as usual" political system in Los Santos has urged him to run for election, bringing his vast network of partnerships and experience in information technology to his platform. Though not favored by the media, other politicians, or even the people of Los Santos, he is renown for his ability to get the job done and bring about real change where no one else could."

If this doesn't sound a bit like real life, I don't what other LS candidate does.

Cheers and thank you to everyone who played along. Love this deplorable group!

[deadx23]

I DEMAND a recount

[EkaSwede]

Lester won? Balderdash!

 

Better dig up the facts that he's secretly LJT and that he loves pestering everyone with constant phonecalls.

[DangerZ0neX]

Lester only won the popular vote, not the electoral vote of San Andreas's electoral college. It's all thanks to Jock yelling to his supporters on his rallies and Lifeinvader posts about how the system is rigged, and his moronic supporters actually believed it.

 

f*cking Henrique the Newt spammers, man, they drive me nuts...

[rtie]

This and the Mr/Miss Los Santos threads got me thinking about a Governor of Los Santos thread. People enter their character, name their proposals and try and get themselves elected. They become Governor of LS, for a year and maybe get a forum medal or something.

[Brian Grey]

This and the Mr/Miss Los Santos threads got me thinking about a Governor of Los Santos thread. People enter their character, name their proposals and try and get themselves elected. They become Governor of LS, for a year and maybe get a forum medal or something.

Yes, sounds like fun!, would be interesting what people would propose. Hahaha

[fw3]

This and the Mr/Miss Los Santos threads got me thinking about a Governor of Los Santos thread. People enter their character, name their proposals and try and get themselves elected. They become Governor of LS, for a year and maybe get a forum medal or something.

Do you suppose instead of a medal, it could be a very special cookie or something?

If so, then I'm all in.

 

[018361]

Some people here in the USA voted for Harambe. If they can do that then I nominate Johnny Klebitz. Besides GTAO Takes place before the events of GTA 5 so he would still be alive and plus, We can then say that Johnny died due to a presidential assassination and that the only reason he was acting out of character was because he was afraid that if he was seen behaving badly he'd lose the election.

 

Edit: Nvm it's over. That really was a short election. I mean I didn't even see the topic until today. Three days just isn't enough to vote...

Edited November 9, 2016 by 018361

[DangerZ0neX]

This and the Mr/Miss Los Santos threads got me thinking about a Governor of Los Santos thread. People enter their character, name their proposals and try and get themselves elected. They become Governor of LS, for a year and maybe get a forum medal or something.

Excellent, but it cannot just be some random bio, it has to be written like a satirical take on your own political ideals and favored party.

 

It better promote great writing skills and get complemented with proper professional photographs, not a beauty pageant.

[rtie]

 

This and the Mr/Miss Los Santos threads got me thinking about a Governor of Los Santos thread. People enter their character, name their proposals and try and get themselves elected. They become Governor of LS, for a year and maybe get a forum medal or something.

Excellent, but it cannot just be some random bio, it has to be written like a satirical take on your own political ideals and favored party.

 

It better promote great writing skills and get complemented with proper professional photographs, not a beauty pageant.

 

Exactly. Obviously charisma will take a place as well snappy slogans, and as well as real life the ability to draw people in with your writing; make believe believe everything you say.

Obviously you don't have to spoof your favoured party. I imagine it will be fun to do a far right party or a communist level one, as long as there isn't actual inflammation on races, but in a more generalised/ vague manner.

[Hunter]

I'd go with what policies you'd put in place in the game, what things you'd have done, etc. a battle of buff vs nerf, suicide vs not suicide, etc. As well as what DLCs you'd have coming, that kind of thing.

 

Those are just vibes though.