Vehicles That Prostitutes Won't Enter

[ScrappyBauer]

She won't eat my load in the rat-loader.

[A Paradox from 94]

Can't get no butt fo low in the Buffalo.

[TKDSnovelist]

My Honda Civic EK.

[Drew Steamboat]

"No kerb crawlers in your Brawlers"

[Drew Steamboat]

"No Golden pissy in your Issi"

"No Sex on the BMX"

"You ain't no Hugh Heff ridin that Duke 'O Death"

"No Burrito in your Burrito"

"Hold on to your Scroto driving that Proto!"

[Skycam]

I've enjoyed this thread very much.

[Chang]

No playings...in my FMJings! Tried.

 

Ice white, mint neon...only in the rear

 

I Chang

[psymin]

no rubbin when you're a tuggin.

 

[Xiled]

Remember in the flight school trailer where a girl enters the Coquette Classic but she won't get in your car in freemode?

[Dsantos]

They only blow you in some supercars because of the low roof

[ciel]

Can't rim in the lim(o)

 

No fillin' her taco in the taco van.

 

Too bad she ain't a Z cos she'd be just my type.

 

No suckin' the weeny in the issi

 

I wanna sex her on the hexer

Edited November 6, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[Audi]

This thread has really delivered some much needed laughs today.

[Professional Amateur]

She won't get schwifty in the Swift.

Edited November 6, 2016 by Professional Amateur

[PetrolCB]

No tail in the Glendale.

[Gleeman Vox]

She won't get schwifty in the Swift.

 

[Professional Amateur]

Ha, was wondering when someone would get the reference.

[ash-274]

You may get a cup, but you can't get two girls in a Dump

[GTAForumsUser1]

They only blow you in some supercars because of the low roof

Like which ones?

[PetrolCB]

 

They only blow you in some supercars because of the low roof

Like which ones?

[Misanthrope Z]

can't snag someone's hot wife in the hotknife

[HKM87]

You can't smoke weed in a Hotknife SMH

[Shadowfennekin]

Can't get none in the Insurgent unfortunately.

[LincolnClay]

My car

 

OT: Not on a motorcycle. At least not with me (I should probably stop pointing out how I'm a loner).

[leerocklord]

No wanktus on the Sanctus

[.Vooodu.]

 

They only blow you in some supercars because of the low roof

Like which ones?

 

 

 

 

Like the Bullet or Infernus..

[Coleco]

 

This thread made my day week month

 

I feel some of you have found your true calling

[Sky_Light12]

she won't let me buzz her if i picked her up with buzzard

i tried to " hunt " her with my hunter , sadly it was all just a dream

i've could've been tank her with my rhino's cannon , but she turn down the offer

she shall not to pleasure you if you shows up in marshall

you can't insert her with insurgent

[Fireboy769]

This thread should now be called 'Make the best Vehicle Prostitute Pun you can think of'.

 

OT (in the Wrong kind of OT): She won't go on your balls if you're in a Baller

[KreatiivFox]

Wow. We're just going completely off-topic.

Whatever.

 

She won't bang in my mustang.

Oh, wait - they have to be GTA-related jokes. f*ck.

[afriendlyreddot]

Yeah got a little cringey after the second page lmao