Vehicles That Prostitutes Won't Enter

[PetrolCB]

She won't pull it in a Bullet.

[Smooth Longsack]

No blow job in a cargobob.

[Makimoto-Jin]

Is this officially the best thread in the forums?

[jyssys]

No tip for she in the RE-7B.

[PetrolCB]

No rhumba in the Mamba.

Edited November 5, 2016 by MapRef41N93W

[No Use For A Name]

You ain't getting near that stank in a Rhino Tank

 

You ain't touching double D's on a Double T

 

She ain't touching your thingie in a Nagasaki Dinghy

[PetrolCB]

Dont defile her on a Defiler.

[DangerZ0neX]

You won't see her bust if you're on a Thrust.

Can't blast her with your Schafter

[PetrolCB]

No porno in a Zentorno.

[Smooth Longsack]

Thar be no tittie in the entity.

You won't get felt in your Roosevelt.

[DangerZ0neX]

You ain't ruining her with your Ruiner

[No Use For A Name]

There will be no beef injections in a BF Injection

[DangerZ0neX]

She ain't pleasing your buddy in your Dune Buggy

[afriendlyreddot]

There won't be any babies made, riding on that nightblade...

[PetrolCB]

No landing strip for your Lazer tip.

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

probably the cringiest thread on this forum.

All I know is you can't defile her on a Defiler, which is bullsh*t

if you're hoping to defile a prostitute, you're going to have a bad time.

[No Use For A Name]

She won't call you daddy if you show up in a Caddy

[DangerZ0neX]

You won't saddle her in a Sadler.

[Jenkiiii]

No cumming in the Comet
Panty dropping in the Windsor Drop
Or mislaid tampons in the Tampa

...the most stupid thread I have ever seen

[psymin]

Is this officially the best thread in the forums?

if you haven't checked out the Karen Daniels thread yet, yes.

[VROmead]

No pink in a lynx even if you buy her a drink.

[GTAForumsUser1]

Are all of these puns true? I don't feel like checking

[PetrolCB]

Yes.

[Smooth Longsack]

A cop car.

She won't touch your pickle in a cop vehicle?

 

She won't go that far in a cop car?

Edited November 5, 2016 by Smooth Longsack

[Smooth Longsack]

No strange in that Franken Stange.

[elfoam]

You wont get a Colombian trail on anything with a sail

[ash-274]

No porno in a Zentorno.

It rhymes, but prostitutes will get in Zentornos...whether they get back out alive not guarenteed.

Edited November 5, 2016 by ash-274

[Jenkiiii]

It doesn't matter whether you can kham in your Khamelion.

 

It's a fun game

[DangerZ0neX]

It ain't getting hotti in your Grotti tonight

[Skeve613]

 

Someone is going to be disappointed with GTA V...