Vehicles That Prostitutes Won't Enter

[GTAForumsUser1]

If a car is too small or unusually shaped, prostitutes won't enter it.

 

Let's compile a list of cars in GTAO that will never need the seats cleaned...except for blood perhaps.

[No Use For A Name]

All I know is you can't defile her on a Defiler, which is bullsh*t

[Dacelo]

Never got a prostitute but I would assume you can't receive their 'services' in open-air cars like the Bifta, Dune Buggy and Raptor.

[Spaghetti Cat]

Always have had a hard time picking up girls on a Faggio.

 

 

Also: the fuk?

[elfoam]

She loves a nice chrome Adder with dollar rims, this you can be sure of.

[Smooth Longsack]

You can't get any anus in the annis.

[PetrolCB]

A jet.

 

I'd like some ladies of the night in my cockpit.

 

Is that so hard?

Edited November 5, 2016 by MapRef41N93W

[No Use For A Name]

You can't make a baby bump in a HVY Dump

Edited November 5, 2016 by Coninefan

[TreFacTor]

They never seem to want to enter the kraken...

O_o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You'll get it in a minute.

[zecanelao]

The only one I remember right now is the Surfer.

[Smooth Longsack]

You aren't slamming anything in your slam van, man.

 

There is no bumpo in the rumpo.

 

You ain't gonna eatta in the cheetah.

Edited November 5, 2016 by Smooth Longsack

[Gleeman Vox]

This thread just became "who can make the best vehicle sex related pun"

[Smooth Longsack]

Not f*ckin near the buccaneer.

No ass in the blackfin.

[No Use For A Name]

No bouncing melons in Lampadati Felons

[Smooth Longsack]

No action in the faction. no donk in the donk.

No ride her low rider.

[PetrolCB]

This thread just became "who can make the best vehicle sex related pun"

 

You should be more angered that the op stole your name.

 

 

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Edited November 5, 2016 by MapRef41N93W

[Smooth Longsack]

No body on the bahti.

[DangerZ0neX]

You won't see her fancy in your Banshee.

[Smooth Longsack]

No dirty Sanchez on...

Can't bang her on the clifhanger.

No brain on the train.

They won't sell um if you're in your velum.

[FlacidJack]

Gruppe Sechs trucks don't give no f*cks

 

 

This thread just became "who can make the best vehicle sex related pun"

any extra points for rhyming?

[PetrolCB]

No ass in a Déclassé.

[Smooth Longsack]

A ho won't go in the dodo.

[TaylorTheCreator]

The Entity and the Turismo R can't pick up prostitutes either because the inside is too small lol

 

 

i regret selling those supercars ):

Edited November 5, 2016 by TaylorTheCreator

[PetrolCB]

She won't grab your knob in a Cargo Bob.

[TreFacTor]

A ho won't go in the dodo.

You've waited 3 years for this topic haven't you. Lmfao

[Sky_Light12]

my my

they refuse on Turismo R

 

oh at one point , at first they refuse to enter Tailgater until returning with same tailgater , it works

 

she won't bang me if i bring my armored kuruma even though its covers the windshield

Edited November 5, 2016 by Sky_Light12

[WildBrick142]

• All Boats

All Planes

All Helicopters

All Trains

All Bikes

All Military Vehicles

All Emergency Vehicles

All Industrial/Commercial/Service/Utility vehicles (except Taxi and Sadler)

All vehicles with "Stunt Cage" modification equipped

Caddies

Jesters

Issi

Hotknife

JB 700

Coquette Classic

Brioso R/A

Panto

Guardian

Duke O'Death

Rat-Loader

Rat-Truck

Lost Slamvan

BF Injection

Bifta

Brawler

Duneloader

Dubsta 6x6

Dune Buggy

Space Docker

Insurgent

Insurgent Pick-Up

Kalahari

Marshall

Liberator

Desert Raid

Sandking XL

Sandking SWB

Technical

Trophy Truck

Turreted Limo

Kuruma (Armored)

Raptor

Franken Stange

Z-Type

Entity XF

FMJ

Turismo R

X80 Proto

Boxville

Burrito

Gang Burrito

Camper

Journey

Paradise

Pony

Rumpo

Rumpo Custom

Speedo

Clown Van

Surfer

Taco Van

Youga

Youga Classic

Edited November 5, 2016 by WildBrick142

[DangerZ0neX]

She won't be sitting on any Coquette.

[Smooth Longsack]

She won't take any dick in a maverick.

No peek at your ___ in a picador.

[afriendlyreddot]

A cop car.