if you met your own character and got into a fight who would win?

[Femme Fatale]

If I ever met my character, I wouldn't fight him, I'd have him make love to me...

 

Make Love, Not War!

[SinZer0s]

Hmm maybe i could win, at least fist fighting

 

Now with weapons i would be 100% dead

[Brian Grey]

He'd probably just come to me, put his right arm round me and pull me closer.

He'd say: (Puts on a cheeky smile) Whats the difference between an onion and a woman?

I reply: okay what?

He'd say: I cry when I cut an onion (Both of us break out laughing)

 

Im not my characters type of victim so I wouldnt have the need to fight him

[Zerani]

I would win, I'd just press delete character.

[DrSweatySphincter]

If i met my girl character we would absolutely not be fighting ooooooooooooo boy the things i would do to that stallion.

 

[DylRicho]

My GTA character, because you can do so many things in a virtual world that would just be illegal in the real world.

[Goofy The Scot]

Id knock f*ck out of both of them barehanded, they both weigh about the same as a wet paper towel.....

[Skycam]

This is ... hard to say.

 

Unarmed I'd say... I probably have the advantage. Guy is so weak (strength stat slightly above 1 bar). You can see those lazy punches a mile away, even if he had a bat I don't think he'd be too much trouble... although he could probably gas me because he does have mad stamina.

 

However with any gun in his hand I would be dead, no question.

Edited November 6, 2016 by Skycam

[Blasterman4EVER]

Is this a trick question?

 

One RPG and I would be toast.

 

In a fist fight I'd definitely be knocked out as well.

Edited November 6, 2016 by Blasterman4EVER

[Zader]

The audience.

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

Adaline would probably kill me with an RPG because it's an easy win.

[TKDSnovelist]

Oh so now you have an iron chin and only Tyson can KO you? lmao Man please. This sounds ignorant anyway and leads me to believe you're not a real boxer bcuz anyone who trains knows you dont need to be hit by someone powerful to get KOd. All it takes is an unexpected shot which is how most KOs happen. As for them being muscleless midgets, muscles dont exist in GTA. They have a strength stat which is maxed if you played for a while. Transfer that over to the real world and he would be super strong and smash you with one shot. Also, if the character was able to transfer the superman punch spam speed to the real world you would get walked easy. Unless you're Mayweather or Roy Jones you not dodging that. lol

 

Yeah you can block but you would be an idiot to absorb those powershots. They would surely break your arms. Also my character has pretty good reflexes especially when I control him and yeah you have legs too but you're a boxer remember? You wont know wtf youre doing and get dodged on real quick trying to kick. lol and speaking of Holly, isnt that the same girl who got choked to sleep by a grappler? lol and I can post vids too...

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVt36wTRoDc

 

 

 

lol You barking up the wrong tree homie. I know my sh*t. Its a proven fact that a guy using punches and kicks is more likely to beat a guy who is only using punches but hey create whatever kinda conditions you want to make yourself feel like you can win. Fact is unless you weaken the characters you would get smashed point blank. There is a reason steroids are banned and ther are weightclasses. Strength and stamina play major roles in fighting and you're not stronger, you cant take as much damage nor could you outlast a GTA character stamina wise. They also regen in seconds while you dont. lol This debate is really worthless but I was bored. "p

 

 

I've never said i do. What is a 'real' boxer? The only reason i am not professional is, because i don't fight for money. Most amateurs are better schooled, than your 'real' boxers. It 'only' takes a hit you can't see, a hit in the perfect spot. Anyway, my chin is solid, and my heart is too. I aint no Amir Khan, was never put to sleep before. Hurt? Sure. A long time ago, someone hit me for no (real) reason right in the kisser & i saw stars. I didn't have no neck back then though.

 

If my character would crawl through the screen, into the real world, he would lose his stats. His body is sh*t, his range is sh*t. Your character doesn't have reflexes, if all he's got the same as you + imput lag. We could spin this around, Miesha Tate got beaten by Rousey twice. And the boxer, Holm KTFO Rousey... with a kick.

 

You're right, this is no boxing, this would be a street fight. Being a boxer doesn't mean i've never learned how to kick. Weight classes don't apply to street fights, and neither does testing for banned substances. If i were about to fight my sloppy GTA character, this would happen:

 

 

 

BTT now, anything else > PM

[blusunone]

Me, since my character is a female

[Forza Harrd]

Um, both my characters (male and female) are savages with maxed out strength stats and whose favorite melee weapon is a pair of brass knuckles and head stomps to a downed opponent. I don't even want to piss them off. o_O

[MCMXCII]

Me because I know my main character's weakness.

 

My female character on the other hand would probably distract me with her body before pulling out a gun or knife from her <explicit> before killing me.

[LeakyLine]

I'd probably just have a beer with Dom. Rebecca on the other hand would probably seduce me then kill me in my sleep.

[soundism]

Given the combersome and limited hand to hand combat mechanics my characters have, I might stand a chance in a fist fight.

 

Gun fight? I'd be dead before I could say "auto aim OP!!!!!"

[Solid Scorpion]

I'd probably try to talk them down, but they don't speak so it would probably fall on deaf ears.

 

Unfortunately if I'm injured or in pain eating snacks doesn't replenish my health so I think they'd have the upper hand there.

 

As a last resort I'd try to convince them to smoke a few cigarettes with me, it'd take 20+ years to kill me and kill them is 20 secs.

I'd then run away before they re-spawned.

[VROmead]

Considering my character is about 5 inches tall, I would just step on his ass and kill him.

[nido997]

given that i´m bad at PvP fights ( eum sorry my character is bad at it ),I´d probably kick his a**

[Mrs. Buzz]

Sure I'd win - I'd force close them all

 

 

^^Always handy in my handbag -

[Jimmy]

Given the fact that my character would have a weapon, I wouldn't try fighting lol.

[scalliano]

Edna and I wouldn't get into a fight unless I did something to provoke her, and I wouldn't be that stupid. I'd be more inclined to ask her if she fancied getting a Bean Machine.

 

She'd probably still kick my ass, though.

[bigraj]

He's got a greater arsenal of weapons, but I'm a sharpshooter going back to my Navy days. Gotta settle this issue the old fashioned way.

 

He's got good hands, but I'm taking him down easily and breaking as many of his bones as it takes to get him to transfer his millions over to me.

[Bangha]

he would stand no chance. I would turn off the wifi to make him magically vanish. I would then send him a couple of PSN messages to make him rage.