if you met your own character and got into a fight who would win?

[STANCEDBOSS]

Me because I'm real

[Gridl0k]

I'd just keep side stepping or walking through doors first time, and other fancy manoeuvres, until he fell down a slight incline.

[Anasterian]

Bodybuilder level strength, ninja level stealth skills, fighter pilot level skills, pro racer driving skills... and a huge lung capacity.

 

Ignoring weapons and vehicles, that's still someone I probably wouldn't see or hear coming and then they'd break me in two with their bare hands.

[Joemoetoe]

If my character is constrained to game mechanics I could win all I have to do is trip her if not she would girl she got all that gun training

[Yozora]

We would pull a zamasu for anybody who understands dbs references .

[Tayotayotayo]

If i met my girl character we would absolutely not be fighting ooooooooooooo boy the things i would do to that stallion.

[KreatiivFox]

This is pretty much a pointless thread, because there's no definite answer.

On one hand, your GTA Online persona has weapons and access to combat-oriented vehicles, whilst you probably have nothing.

And on the other hand, your GTA Online persona isn't real - meaning this is basically, like previously meantioned, POINTLESS.

[Yozora]

This is pretty much a pointless thread, because there's no definite answer.

On one hand, your GTA Online persona has weapons and access to combat-oriented vehicles, whilst you probably have nothing.

And on the other hand, your GTA Online persona isn't real - meaning this is basically, like previously meantioned, POINTLESS.

This is a nice "what if" scenario.

So calm down Buzz Killington.

[Raj The Rager]

No. He's military trained.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

If the ps4 turn off didn't work id run far away from that psychotic lunatic harbujahn-da-gr8 and keep running i know what hes capable of and it isn't pretty i would find sanctuary somewhere on a lamma farm as i know lammas confuse and scare him lol

[Fail_At_GTA]

My character is just a psycho.

[No Use For A Name]

Real Coleco vs GTA Coleco?

 

 

Well, I can't sprint indefinitely and I'm not even going to attempt trying to survive rolling down mountains in a 4x4 so my money is on GTA Coleco.

 

Unless R* servers are down, then she's mine

Your character looks like Milla Jovovich.

 

I'd hit.

Edited November 5, 2016 by Coninefan

[TKDSnovelist]

I'd just keep side stepping or walking through doors first time, and other fancy manoeuvres, until he fell down a slight incline.

 

...walking through doors because they can only enter barbershops? Smart.

 

I'd hide in some interiors too.

[Smooth Longsack]

I've seen my character walk away from a 100+mph crash and subsequent 200 foot flight through the air. the crazy thing is, he does it all the time! I'm not messing with that kind of crazy.

[Kushology]

My female character would be too busy blowing..her money on me.

 

I give them life, I'll delete their asses.

[BlackMilk]

This is pretty much a pointless thread, because there's no definite answer.

On one hand, your GTA Online persona has weapons and access to combat-oriented vehicles, whilst you probably have nothing.

And on the other hand, your GTA Online persona isn't real - meaning this is basically, like previously meantioned, POINTLESS.

Well we don't know the exact circumstances!

 

IRL, restrictions apply. Either neither of us (myself and my character) magically has access to a large and diverse arsenal or both of us do. After all, it could be that if all that GTA:O stuff is real, we'd have abilities/skills and weapons as well. Just a possibility.

Then, there's other things one should consider. When we say (game) character, wouldn't they simply be a lifeless body without being controlled by some unseen "player" entity? And if they wouldn't, would they be able to move and interact in ways that we can as well, not being limited by videogame physics and programming? Hell, would they even have a mind of their own?

 

It just seems likely that they'd be brain dead puppets. We control them and they have some preset reactions to things that happen to them, but we generally decide whatever they do. And if all that wouldn't be the case, maybe it wouldn't matter because we'd be matching up to our characters anyway.

 

OP should be a LITTLE more specific.

[KreatiivFox]

 

This is pretty much a pointless thread, because there's no definite answer.

On one hand, your GTA Online persona has weapons and access to combat-oriented vehicles, whilst you probably have nothing.

And on the other hand, your GTA Online persona isn't real - meaning this is basically, like previously meantioned, POINTLESS.

Well we don't know the exact circumstances!

 

IRL, restrictions apply. Either neither of us (myself and my character) magically has access to a large and diverse arsenal or both of us do. After all, it could be that if all that GTA:O stuff is real, we'd have abilities/skills and weapons as well. Just a possibility.

Then, there's other things one should consider. When we say (game) character, wouldn't they simply be a lifeless body without being controlled by some unseen "player" entity? And if they wouldn't, would they be able to move and interact in ways that we can as well, not being limited by videogame physics and programming? Hell, would they even have a mind of their own?

 

It just seems likely that they'd be brain dead puppets. We control them and they have some preset reactions to things that happen to them, but we generally decide whatever they do. And if all that wouldn't be the case, maybe it wouldn't matter because we'd be matching up to our characters anyway.

 

OP should be a LITTLE more specific.

 

 

Agreed.

[Guest]

Everyone would get their ass destroyed by their character in every way. Weapons? lol They can pull anything out of their ass and they have waaay better accuracy. Fighting? They not only have super strength but they can take your best shot and multiple times. They can also superman spam you or even hit you multiple times without even being close to you and lets not forget they can just eat candy and heal all wounds on the spot. lol

Edited November 5, 2016 by BumpyJohnson

[TKDSnovelist]

Everyone would get their ass destroyed by their character in every way. Weapons? lol They can pull anything out of their ass and they have waaay better accuracy. Fighting? They not only have super strength but they can take your best shot and multiple times. They can also superman spam you or even hit you multiple times without even being close to you and lets not forget they can just eat candy and heal all wounds on the spot. lol

 

It depends in which world you'd met him. In the GTA world, or the real one?

 

They can't even take 10 hits, are rather slow, can't block, no technique... i am a boxer, not into bareknuckle, but i'd kill my own lil' character in a fist fight. No doubt about it.

Edited November 5, 2016 by TKDSnovelist

[Mach1bud]

I would be dead before I could take a breath.

[Guest]

 

Everyone would get their ass destroyed by their character in every way. Weapons? lol They can pull anything out of their ass and they have waaay better accuracy. Fighting? They not only have super strength but they can take your best shot and multiple times. They can also superman spam you or even hit you multiple times without even being close to you and lets not forget they can just eat candy and heal all wounds on the spot. lol

 

It depends in which world you'd met him. In the GTA world, or the real one?

 

They can't even take 10 hits, are rather slow, can't block, no technique... i am a boxer, not into bareknuckle, but i'd kill my own lil' character in a fist fight. No doubt about it.

They cant take 10 hits? Well you can get KO'd in 1. lol Slow? That superman spam aint slow. lol You're character would walk you with that alone son. Cant block? True but they have dodge skills tho which result in nasty counters. No technique? We must be playing different games. My character throws jabs, crosses, haymakers, uppercuts, etc. You're a boxer and would kill your character in a "fist" fight? Well this aint boxing nor is it a fist fight. Your character throws kicks and elbows too and we all know a MMA fighter would beat the sh*t our of a boxer.

[The Wandering Hunter]

can i use a hydra?

[Reemer]

probably my character since I imagine they'll just respawn and come after me again

[hugh750]

Owns an arsenal of weapons, from silent close range pistols to devastating long range sniper rifles and missile launchers:

 

My character: Yes

Me: No

 

Gets health restored by eating candies:

 

My character: Yes

Me: No

 

Doesn't need to say a word to scare the crap out of you:

 

My character: Yes

Me: Even if I open my mouth, she wouldn't give a sh*t

 

Has contacts of all the kinds of people you wouldn't want to mess with, including street gangsters, biker criminals and mafiosos:

 

My character: Yes

Me: No

 

And last, but not least... Creates dumb threads:

 

My character: No

Me: I'd say no lol

hugh750: Yes

i agree that not all my threads are gems!

[TKDSnovelist]

 

 

Everyone would get their ass destroyed by their character in every way. Weapons? lol They can pull anything out of their ass and they have waaay better accuracy. Fighting? They not only have super strength but they can take your best shot and multiple times. They can also superman spam you or even hit you multiple times without even being close to you and lets not forget they can just eat candy and heal all wounds on the spot. lol

 

It depends in which world you'd met him. In the GTA world, or the real one?

 

They can't even take 10 hits, are rather slow, can't block, no technique... i am a boxer, not into bareknuckle, but i'd kill my own lil' character in a fist fight. No doubt about it.

They cant take 10 hits? Well you can get KO'd in 1. lol Slow? That superman spam aint slow. lol You're character would walk you with that alone son. Cant block? True but they have dodge skills tho which result in nasty counters. No technique? We must be playing different games. My character throws jabs, crosses, haymakers, uppercuts, etc. You're a boxer and would kill your character in a "fist" fight? Well this aint boxing nor is it a fist fight. Your character throws kicks and elbows too and we all know a MMA fighter would beat the sh*t our of a boxer.

 

 

I don't know, i didn't count them, but they're dead after 10, might even be earlier. I could get KO'd in 1. By Mike Tyson. Not by these GTA musclesless midgets. Slow? Yeah. Superman-Spam isn't going to work in MY world. If i was in the GTA world, i would be able to do the same.

 

You're character? You mean me, or 'your' character? I can dodge aswell, AND block. No technique, no distance control, horrible footwork, no reflexes. Newsflash: I've got legs aswell. Reminds me, when Rousey got fked by former champ Holm. Or this:

 

 

[Skeve613]

He'd refuse to fight me face-to-face because he thinks melee combat is stupid.

[Nacho Z]

I think it's safe to say that the only way to look at this is as a fist fight, unless there are SAS guys on here.

 

I know for a fact that I can't take a punch as well as my character, he can take a pounding like a heavy bag and still punch back whereas I've found that one knock to my head and I'm seeing stars.

[Guest]

 

 

 

Everyone would get their ass destroyed by their character in every way. Weapons? lol They can pull anything out of their ass and they have waaay better accuracy. Fighting? They not only have super strength but they can take your best shot and multiple times. They can also superman spam you or even hit you multiple times without even being close to you and lets not forget they can just eat candy and heal all wounds on the spot. lol

 

It depends in which world you'd met him. In the GTA world, or the real one?

 

They can't even take 10 hits, are rather slow, can't block, no technique... i am a boxer, not into bareknuckle, but i'd kill my own lil' character in a fist fight. No doubt about it.

They cant take 10 hits? Well you can get KO'd in 1. lol Slow? That superman spam aint slow. lol You're character would walk you with that alone son. Cant block? True but they have dodge skills tho which result in nasty counters. No technique? We must be playing different games. My character throws jabs, crosses, haymakers, uppercuts, etc. You're a boxer and would kill your character in a "fist" fight? Well this aint boxing nor is it a fist fight. Your character throws kicks and elbows too and we all know a MMA fighter would beat the sh*t our of a boxer.

 

I don't know, i didn't count them, but they're dead after 10, might even be earlier. I could get KO'd in 1. By Mike Tyson. Not by these GTA musclesless midgets. Slow? Yeah. Superman-Spam isn't going to work in MY world. If i was in the GTA world, i would be able to do the same.

 

You're character? You mean me, or 'your' character? I can dodge aswell, AND block. No technique, no distance control, horrible footwork, no reflexes. Newsflash: I've got legs aswell. Reminds me, when Rousey got fked by former champ Holm. Or this:

 

 

Oh so now you have an iron chin and only Tyson can KO you? lmao Man please. This sounds ignorant anyway and leads me to believe you're not a real boxer bcuz anyone who trains knows you dont need to be hit by someone powerful to get KOd. All it takes is an unexpected shot which is how most KOs happen. As for them being muscleless midgets, muscles dont exist in GTA. They have a strength stat which is maxed if you played for a while. Transfer that over to the real world and he would be super strong and smash you with one shot. Also, if the character was able to transfer the superman punch spam speed to the real world you would get walked easy. Unless you're Mayweather or Roy Jones you not dodging that. lol

 

Yeah you can block but you would be an idiot to absorb those powershots. They would surely break your arms. Also my character has pretty good reflexes especially when I control him and yeah you have legs too but you're a boxer remember? You wont know wtf youre doing and get dodged on real quick trying to kick. lol and speaking of Holly, isnt that the same girl who got choked to sleep by a grappler? lol and I can post vids too...

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVt36wTRoDc

 

 

 

lol You barking up the wrong tree homie. I know my sh*t. Its a proven fact that a guy using punches and kicks is more likely to beat a guy who is only using punches but hey create whatever kinda conditions you want to make yourself feel like you can win. Fact is unless you weaken the characters you would get smashed point blank. There is a reason steroids are banned and ther are weightclasses. Strength and stamina play major roles in fighting and you're not stronger, you cant take as much damage nor could you outlast a GTA character stamina wise. They also regen in seconds while you dont. lol This debate is really worthless but I was bored. "p

Edited November 5, 2016 by BumpyJohnson

[hugh750]

 

 

 

 

Everyone would get their ass destroyed by their character in every way. Weapons? lol They can pull anything out of their ass and they have waaay better accuracy. Fighting? They not only have super strength but they can take your best shot and multiple times. They can also superman spam you or even hit you multiple times without even being close to you and lets not forget they can just eat candy and heal all wounds on the spot. lol

 

It depends in which world you'd met him. In the GTA world, or the real one?

 

They can't even take 10 hits, are rather slow, can't block, no technique... i am a boxer, not into bareknuckle, but i'd kill my own lil' character in a fist fight. No doubt about it.

They cant take 10 hits? Well you can get KO'd in 1. lol Slow? That superman spam aint slow. lol You're character would walk you with that alone son. Cant block? True but they have dodge skills tho which result in nasty counters. No technique? We must be playing different games. My character throws jabs, crosses, haymakers, uppercuts, etc. You're a boxer and would kill your character in a "fist" fight? Well this aint boxing nor is it a fist fight. Your character throws kicks and elbows too and we all know a MMA fighter would beat the sh*t our of a boxer.

 

I don't know, i didn't count them, but they're dead after 10, might even be earlier. I could get KO'd in 1. By Mike Tyson. Not by these GTA musclesless midgets. Slow? Yeah. Superman-Spam isn't going to work in MY world. If i was in the GTA world, i would be able to do the same.

 

You're character? You mean me, or 'your' character? I can dodge aswell, AND block. No technique, no distance control, horrible footwork, no reflexes. Newsflash: I've got legs aswell. Reminds me, when Rousey got fked by former champ Holm. Or this:

 

 

Oh so now you have an iron chin and only Tyson can KO you? lmao Man please. This sounds ignorance anyway and leads me to believe you're not a real boxer bcuz anyone who trains knows you dont need to be hit by someone powerful to get KOd. All it takes is an unexpected shot which is how most KOs happen. As for them being muscleless midgets, muscle dont exist in GTA. They have a strength stat which is maxed if you played for a while. Transfer that over to the real world and he would be super strong and smash you with one shot. Also, if the character was able to transfer the superman punch spam speed to the real world you would get walked easy. Unless yuou're Mayweather or Roy Jones you not dodging that. lol

 

Yeah you can block but you would be an idiot to absorb those powershots. They would surely break your arms and my character has pretty good reflexes especially when I control him. Also, yeah you have legs too but you're a boxer remember? You wont know wtf youre doing and get dodged on real quick trying to kick. lol and speaking of Holly, isnt that the same girl who got choked to sleep by a grappler? lol and I can post vids too...

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVt36wTRoDc

 

 

 

lol You barking up the wrong tree homie. I know my sh*t. Its a proven fact that a guy using punches and kicks is more likely to beat a guy who is only using punches but hey created whatever kinda conditions you want to make yourself feel good. Fact is unless you weaken the characters you would get smashed. There is a reason steroids are banned and ther arer weightclasses. Strength and stamina play major roles in fighting and you're not stronger, you cant take as much damage nor could you outlast a GTA character stamina wise. They also regen in seconds while you will take much longer to heal. lol This debate is really worthless but I was bored. "p

 

come on guys let's get back on topic please.

[Initial.Dinka]

This is too easy! my character of course because i'm a fat basement dwelling pizza f*cker.