if you met your own character and got into a fight who would win?

[hugh750]

if you met your own character and got into a fight who would win?

my female character "sally" would have won since she would have likely pulled out one of her guns and killed me.

[Sky_Light12]

obviously even barehanded , he would've beaten me effortlessly due to his peak-human strength and greater skill in fighting

[Fozzie]

My character looks like he's 5'10 and 150lbs soaking wet, I'd squash him like a bug.

[ScooterEightyTwo]

Even if we assume this is a fist fight & our characters can't just pull a rifle or machete out of their pocket, I think most if not all of us would get our asses handed to us.

 

Kinda pointless, this thread.

[Matrelith]

My character has a mean uppercut, I wouldn't stand a chance.

[ciel]

lol OP is known for these kinds of threads.

 

OT: The fight would only end up with her on top of me.

Edited November 5, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[REXX]

If I met Rexx, he'd win.

 

If I met Alexa, she'd win.

 

I don't stand a chance...

 

 

Unless there's a Bullshark Testosterone laying around somewhere

 

[Dacelo]

Kind of a pointless thread and an easy answer when even from level 0 every character has access to a Homing Rocket Launcher.

[BlackMilk]

I would win. You didn't say anyone would be controlling my character. He'd just be standing around, helpless.

 

Duh.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Lets see:

 

-He can take several bullets before going down.

 

-he jumps from 3 meter high places without problem.

 

-he can sprint for unlimited time.

 

-he is armed with anything from rocket launchers to machineguns to knifes while i at best have a folding pocket knife.

 

 

I'd say he destroys me

[FlacidJack]

You should have said in a fist fight OP, most of the kids here would have to admit defeat even if their character was AFK. So I'll answer honestly, my first male character is tough but he's old so I could most likely kick his ass. My second (female) character is old too but she's a b*tch so I bet she'd kick me in the nuts with her pointy heels then finish me off without even getting dirty.

[Shadowfennekin]

I'd be dead before I could even blink. Me fighting my Online character would be like Jason Todd trying to beat Joker.

[LincolnClay]

If it was a fist fight, nobody would win...until they both just pull out knives and stab me in the back. That just suits their personality.

[fd1sk]

Wouldn't be a fair fight with or without weapons as he can respawn after death and I can't.

[Sandpanther]

Does nobody remember Tron or the Matrix?

[Coleco]

Real Coleco vs GTA Coleco?

 

 

Well, I can't sprint indefinitely and I'm not even going to attempt trying to survive rolling down mountains in a 4x4 so my money is on GTA Coleco.

 

Unless R* servers are down, then she's mine

[TheLordMarvel]

Daryl would put up a fight, but I train in Eskrima, so hopefully I could do some considerable damage or take him down.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Id turn off the ps4 and win

[Shaytan]

Owns an arsenal of weapons, from silent close range pistols to devastating long range sniper rifles and missile launchers:

 

My character: Yes

Me: No

 

Gets health restored by eating candies:

 

My character: Yes

Me: No

 

Doesn't need to say a word to scare the crap out of you:

 

My character: Yes

Me: Even if I open my mouth, she wouldn't give a sh*t

 

Has contacts of all the kinds of people you wouldn't want to mess with, including street gangsters, biker criminals and mafiosos:

 

My character: Yes

Me: No

 

And last, but not least... Creates dumb threads:

 

My character: No

Me: I'd say no lol

hugh750: Yes

[Alvarez]

I'd win in verbal fight for sure.

[derek0514]

Get into fight w him? No - would simply run.

[Jammsbro]

I probably have 4 inches and sixty pounds on my character. I would f*cking destroy him.

[MagicNarcosis]

I'd slap the sh*t outta both my characters, there would be no fight.

[-LN-]

My character and I are too much alike; we wouldn't fight each other at all. Instead, we'd likely be great friends and have a very good understanding of each other. If differences came up, we would just awkwardly discuss the situation and come to a sensible conclusion or middle ground.

 

Afterwards, we would play a round of tennis (which I would most definitely lose); grab a nice dinner together in Little Seoul; drive up to Paleto Bay and go for a swim; and ultimately retire to her Yacht for drinks, a soak in the hot tub, and a nap. It would be quite nice.

[Suq Maddiq]

I would win.I'm gonna tell him i created you!I am your father!He would be confused.But kidding a side do you really think anyone can beat their character,i mean cmon our chars can survive getting run over by cars multiple times then sh*tload of bullets shot at them not to mention they can be set on fire and not giving a f*ck.Coming unscathed out of everything so hell no i don't wanna fight either of my chars.

[fw3]

We wouldn't fight at all. We'd have a blast together. We'd shop and get haircuts.

We'd go to each other's offices and count money in the safe and look at trophies.

Outside, we'd get our Kuruma or Insurgent and have some destructive fun!

At the end of the day, we'd like go back to one of our yachts, sit in the hot tub, laugh, and get silly.

It's all in the perspective.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ash-274]

Since characters can summon all sorts of weapons out of thin air and will respawn after death, characters should win every time.

OTOH, they have no free will, do who controls them during the fight?

[Mr_Zombly]

My character wouldn't attack me.

 

But if he did he'd win (But he wouldn't, we love eachother)

[Dacelo]

The posts about the characters being totally still since we're not controlling them actually got me thinking -

When somebody leaves or otherwise loses connection to a session, their player character becomes an NPC with default behaviours - AKA totally useless in a fight and very cowardly. They won't pull a gun on you, they won't fist-fight, they just run away if threatened (or even if bumped into).

So honestly, beating them in a fight could be feasible as long as they've been 'disconnected'.

[TKDSnovelist]

Lets just say, if my character(s) were about to climb out of my screen... i'd run & hide in the basement for a few twenty hours and read the horrible newspapers the next day.