What's your Plan B?

[Zader]

Apply gun to temple.

 

I'd say I had a good run, but I'd be lying.

[Gleeman Vox]

Respawn

[The Wandering Hunter]

liberate skyrim

[Professional Amateur]

Make my yacht an aircraft carrier, I need my Besra! Alternatively, fly below the radar in my Dodo (damn you AI super jets), moor it with the boats behind the yacht and go to a tropical paradise to live it up with the Mediterraneans.

Edited November 5, 2016 by Professional Amateur

[Broblab]

Announce my presidential candidacy. That seems to be enough to keep me out of prison when it comes to shadey closed door deals, killing people and other major felonies.

[bossofzeeland]

Well, I think a had a good time in LS, have done everything i wanted to do so I'd create one last total mayhem that will go down in the history books

[hugh750]

Announce my presidential candidacy. That seems to be enough to keep me out of prison when it comes to shadey closed door deals, killing people and other major felonies.

i assume you men't the free roam deathmatches we all seem to encounter in every lobby?

[Professional Amateur]

Announce my presidential candidacy. That seems to be enough to keep me out of prison when it comes to shadey closed door deals, killing people and other major felonies.

Doing the Pablo Escobar manoeuvre, I see.

[MagicNarcosis]

This would be so f*cking dope if rockstar did this as a surprise for everyone that's got a specific amount of criminal activity logged since the Heist update playing on the server.

 

Imagine playing, you go to your apt or house, do whatever it is you do there and the feds kick in your sh*t, you get that classic R* cutscene* style intro with the upper left hand corner black box warning saying

 

"you are now being raided by the LSPD, use all resources available to escape the radius before time runs out, all of your acquired resources are on standby to aid in escape"

 

Shoot outs in the interior of our property to escape.

 

Gives you 10 minutes to get out this BIG ASS RADIUS that leaves minimal cold zone, dependant on where you are when you're raided.

 

To raise the stakes if you're caught, you lose the property you were raided in, along with all the cars in it for 24 real life hours.

 

Whoever escapes keeps all their sh*t and gets a neat 250k bonus.

 

It would be even more dope if this was how they introduced going to a new city/State (LV, SF, VC) this way. Picking a new place to "lay low" Make Los Santos a blinking 5 star for the first 24 hours of the escape so you can have a reason not to go back to LS for that timeframe.

 

 

Wishful thinking. Great post, OP!

Edited November 5, 2016 by MagicNarcosis

[Black-Dragon96]

No need for Plan B. The IAA makes all my problems disappear as long as my bussines (E. Dragon Inc.) makes their problems disappear. Win win situation.

[rtie]

Wishful thinking. Great post, OP!

 

Thanks:)

[scalliano]

This would be so f*cking dope if rockstar did this as a surprise for everyone that's got a specific amount of criminal activity logged since the Heist update playing on the server.

 

Imagine playing, you go to your apt or house, do whatever it is you do there and the feds kick in your sh*t, you get that classic R* cutscene* style intro with the upper left hand corner black box warning saying

 

"you are now being raided by the LSPD, use all resources available to escape the radius before time runs out, all of your acquired resources are on standby to aid in escape"

 

Shoot outs in the interior of our property to escape.

 

Gives you 10 minutes to get out this BIG ASS RADIUS that leaves minimal cold zone, dependant on where you are when you're raided.

 

To raise the stakes if you're caught, you lose the property you were raided in, along with all the cars in it for 24 real life hours.

 

Whoever escapes keeps all their sh*t and gets a neat 250k bonus.

 

It would be even more dope if this was how they introduced going to a new city/State (LV, SF, VC) this way. Picking a new place to "lay low" Make Los Santos a blinking 5 star for the first 24 hours of the escape so you can have a reason not to go back to LS for that timeframe.

 

 

Wishful thinking. Great post, OP!

Bonus points if your office/warehouse gets raided and you have to protect your PA too.

[RANDOMv2]

"You think I'm some kind of comic book villain? Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting the outcome?

I did it 35 minutes ago."

[HKM87]

I'll rat you out to the mods to lock this topic!!!

 

LOL Just kidding

[livejoker]

Great idea, Arthur! Never thought of this before.

Honestly? Be the highest paid escort in this city. I can do splits better than a high school cheerleader. I'd be paid to have affairs with politicians and blackmail them for money.

I imagine I go to court for my cocaine/meth/fake documents warehouses, right? As well as my illegal biker clubhouse and my two illegal crate warehouses? Not to mention unregistered weapons and no license to fly a plane or drive a boat - come to think of it I don't have a license to drive. Tax evasion as I'm doing way more than 25K a year or whatever the number is. I'm probably doing like 20mill a year, more if there's a glitch. Possible murders that no one traced back until they found my weapons with the same bullet type.

So I'm in court looking at all of those counts. How do I get out? Bribe? Pay the best lawyer I can get? Nah, blackmail right now. Why wait for Plan B to start sleeping with old men politicians? Thanks for the heads up! I'll start arranging my secret data right now.

Edited November 8, 2016 by livejoker

[DrSweatySphincter]

My hydra and I will fight to the bitter end.

[Rusty9130]

Feds? HAHAHA, I have my gas mask back, I'm in the prime of my career, KILL THEM ALL IN A DRUG INDUCED RAGE!

 

 

 

 

 

How did you get that mask/helmet glitch to work?

[SPECTER II]

Oooh boy, if they find out that I (technically we) was part of the entire escaping in an armored car and safely flying over a military base to escape, busted a prisoner out and left a bunch of people dead (freakin wiped out the prison staff ), stole a jet from a heavily guarded ship (and took out a bunch of jets piloted by well trained pilots!) just to emp a heavily guarded base to steal some stuff and leave all the guards dead, wiped out biker outlaws and transported a bunch of stolen drugs while leaving even more biker outlaws dead, and took part in the Pacific Standard massacre, and then after all that, helped a delusional wannabe wipe out entire gangs AND their leaders (just for the pay!), became a CEO who did ALL the work, and started a MC and wreaked havoc on everybody, all while owning jets, tanks, armored vehicles, and a bunch of weapons, I HIGHLY doubt those feds would even bother doing anything to me (us). :|

 

We are scary people (supernatural beings capable of massive destruction) in GTA Online.

Edited November 8, 2016 by SPECTER II

[Dr Labuschagne]

Nothing new here op

 

OT. Ever see the ending of Need For Speed Most Wanted '05?

[Mr_Zombly]

 

Feds? HAHAHA, I have my gas mask back, I'm in the prime of my career, KILL THEM ALL IN A DRUG INDUCED RAGE!

 

 

 

 

 

How did you get that mask/helmet glitch to work?

 

The coloured bulletproof helmets are classed as hats.

[EkaSwede]

Nothing new here op

 

OT. Ever see the ending of Need For Speed Most Wanted '05?

Yep, though there's no bridge leading out of San Andreas, though.